Incredibly, unbelievably, the first Carlos Zambrano sploooooooge thread

[Tonker]

I love it how everybody that was crying and bitching last week about how they're not going to make the playoffs and how they hate this team and they're choking and all that bullshit now thinks they're the gretest team in history and blah blah blah.  Fuck the Astros and fuck you ledge jumpers.  Go back out there where you belong.

Hear-de-fucking-hear.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

We should all just realize it's Z's game and we should feel lucky we're allowed to watch.

There are times when Z has had no-hit stuff before...all he needed was time.

[hammerman]

Could someone post the link to the Zambrano "Fantastico" video again? Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZPN0mjaAA

Gasolina, baby.

[Uncouth Sloth]

Shoulda been there...shoulda been there....shoulda been there....if I fucking KNEW what a 'check valve' was, I woulda made sure my house HAD one, so I wouldn't had a basement full of water, so I woulda been in beer town, so I coulda watched DEEZ NUTTS...

The World's Most Interesting Man on Tendinitis.....

...No.

Stay Thirsty, My Friends

[Gil Gunderson]

I love it how everybody that was crying and bitching last week about how they're not going to make the playoffs and how they hate this team and they're choking and all that bullshit now thinks they're the gretest team in history and blah blah blah.  Fuck the Astros and fuck you ledge jumpers.  Go back out there where you belong.

Hear-de-fucking-hear.

Ditto.  I never even went to the window sill.

[Jon]

I love it how everybody that was crying and bitching last week about how they're not going to make the playoffs and how they hate this team and they're choking and all that bullshit now thinks they're the gretest team in history and blah blah blah.  Fuck the Astros and fuck you ledge jumpers.  Go back out there where you belong.

Hear-de-fucking-hear.

Ditto.  I never even went to the window sill.

Tritto. I got frustrated, but I never lost sight of the fact this is The Best Cubs Team of My Life.

[Thrillho]

Fuck.  I was watching foosball the whole time and didn't even know it happened.  Fuckity fuck fuck.

I'm laughing.

At you.

[Kerm]

The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.

And, Jake, the Carlos picture is awesome.

[Uncouth Sloth]

The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.

Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

[Jon]

The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.

Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

Sloth is right.

[Philberto]

I love it how everybody that was crying and bitching last week about how they're not going to make the playoffs and how they hate this team and they're choking and all that bullshit now thinks they're the gretest team in history and blah blah blah.  Fuck the Astros and fuck you ledge jumpers.  Go back out there where you belong.

That's the main reason I made sure to not freak out about last week's little lapse.

[Eli]

The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.

Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.

[Oleg]

The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.

Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.

Hey.  Captain Killjoy?  Go kill a buzz soemwhere else!

[Uncouth Sloth]

The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.

Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.

Hey.  Captain Killjoy?  Go kill a buzz soemwhere else!

Thanks, man.  And for the record, I never thought you were THAT short.  I mean, not clinically short or anything like that.

[Eli]

The only way this could be better is for one of the Brewers to call home to say goodnight to his wife, only to have Henry Blanco answer the phone.

The above message is extremely great.

Is it OK if I use it as my 'signature'?

In fact, can we ALL use it?  Hell, let's make it a policy that we all make it our signature.

Andy, save us all the trouble, and tell ur tech staff to add this to our profiles somehow?  Thanks, man.

I don't know if it's that good.

Hey.  Captain Killjoy?  Go kill a buzz soemwhere else!

I'm only filling my job description.