The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[Eli]

Oh, right. How could I forget the JokeQueen Rennaissance that occurred while Kevin Garnett looked on in street clothes? about 18 months ago during his rookie season.

Not that you pay any attention to the NBA, but whatever'd.

[MAD]

Oh, right. How could I forget the JokeQueen Rennaissance that occurred while Kevin Garnett looked on in street clothes? That will end well during the teams' meetings next year. It's going to be a funny moment.

JokeQueen. Man, that's outstanding. I even mean it. Your next Old Style is on me.

Hook him up next Tuesday, if you're man enough to come out and play first base, cuz I got a calf, arpf!

[Apexx]

Oh, right. How could I forget the JokeQueen Rennaissance that occurred while Kevin Garnett looked on in street clothes? about 18 months ago during his rookie season.

Not that you pay any attention to the NBA, but whatever'd.

Oh, so he's good now? Ok. Trade him for a center. The chick they have playing there now only averages about 7 and 7. That's rounding up, mind you. But hey, sweet dunk and take down of Rondo. I do look forward to seeing him vs. Garnett next year in an actual game. That should be epic.

[Slaky]

Oh, right. How could I forget the JokeQueen Rennaissance that occurred while Kevin Garnett looked on in street clothes? That will end well during the teams' meetings next year. It's going to be a funny moment.

JokeQueen. Man, that's outstanding. I even mean it. Your next Old Style is on me.

Hook him up next Tuesday, if you're man enough to come out and play first base, cuz I got a calf, arpf!

I'll be dat.

[CT III]

Oh, right. How could I forget the JokeQueen Rennaissance that occurred while Kevin Garnett looked on in street clothes? about 18 months ago during his rookie season.

Not that you pay any attention to the NBA, but whatever'd.

Oh, so he's good now? Ok. Trade him for a center. The chick they have playing there now only averages about 7 and 7. That's rounding up, mind you. But hey, sweet dunk and take down of Rondo. I do look forward to seeing him vs. Garnett next year in an actual game. That should be epic.

Well, he does have as many NBA Championships as Patrick Ewing...

[Kermit, B.]

Oh, right. How could I forget the JokeQueen Rennaissance that occurred while Kevin Garnett looked on in street clothes? about 18 months ago during his rookie season.

Not that you pay any attention to the NBA, but whatever'd.

Oh, so he's good now? Ok. Trade him for a center. The chick they have playing there now only averages about 7 and 7. That's rounding up, mind you. But hey, sweet dunk and take down of Rondo. I do look forward to seeing him vs. Garnett next year in an actual game. That should be epic.

I implicitly trust your ability to judge talent.  HART FOR CLOSER IN 2010!

[Apexx]

That's fine. Patrick Ewing's a first-ballot hall of famer and one of the top 50 players in NBA History. He has the same number of titles as Reggie Miller, Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, John Stockton, Dominique Wilkins and Bernard King. Slouches all. Sure.

Keep on defending Noah, guys. We'll see who laughs last. My tongue-in-cheek Scales-for-President-esque mancrush for Kevin Hart notwithstanding, I like my chances here.

[Oleg]

That's fine. Patrick Ewing's a first-ballot hall of famer and one of the top 50 players in NBA History. He has the same number of titles as Reggie Miller, Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, John Stockton, Dominique Wilkins and Bernard King. Slouches all. Sure.

Keep on defending Noah, guys. We'll see who laughs last. My tongue-in-cheek Scales-for-President-esque mancrush for Kevin Hart notwithstanding, I like my chances here.

So, you're saying that Noah will not be as good as Patrick Ewing.  That's what you're saying?  Care to predict that the sun will rise tomorrow?

[Apexx]

That's fine. Patrick Ewing's a first-ballot hall of famer and one of the top 50 players in NBA History. He has the same number of titles as Reggie Miller, Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, John Stockton, Dominique Wilkins and Bernard King. Slouches all. Sure.

Keep on defending Noah, guys. We'll see who laughs last. My tongue-in-cheek Scales-for-President-esque mancrush for Kevin Hart notwithstanding, I like my chances here.

So, you're saying that Noah will not be as good as Patrick Ewing.  That's what you're saying?  Care to predict that the sun will rise tomorrow?

I'm saying that and I'm saying he won't be as good as Brad Miller was in his prime too. And if I look online I can tell you exactly what time the sun will come rise tomorrow in whatever city you happen to be in.

And even if he does manage to reach the lofty standard of that aforementioned un-drafted free-agent-turned NBA All-Star, he'll still be the most collassal douchevessel in the NBA with the distance between he and the next in line unable to be covered by man or science. And never the twain shall meet. Enjoy.

[MAD]

In fairness, CT brought up Patrick Ewing in a spirited display of poke-sticking...

[Apexx]

In fairness, CT brought up Patrick Ewing in a spirited display of poke-sticking...

Intrepid Reader: Oleg
Man, why you gotta bring up old shit!

[CT III]

In fairness, CT brought up Patrick Ewing in a spirited display of poke-sticking...

Huey knows the score.

[PenFoe]

Oh, right. How could I forget the JokeQueen Rennaissance that occurred while Kevin Garnett looked on in street clothes? about 18 months ago during his rookie season.

Not that you pay any attention to the NBA, but whatever'd.

Oh, so he's good now? Ok. Trade him for a center. The chick they have playing there now only averages about 7 and 7. That's rounding up, mind you. But hey, sweet dunk and take down of Rondo. I do look forward to seeing him vs. Garnett next year in an actual game. That should be epic.

You know Noah and Garnett play different positions, right?
Why is this in the Chairman Maobama thread again?

[Tank]

Oh, right. How could I forget the JokeQueen Rennaissance that occurred while Kevin Garnett looked on in street clothes? about 18 months ago during his rookie season.

Not that you pay any attention to the NBA, but whatever'd.

Oh, so he's good now? Ok. Trade him for a center. The chick they have playing there now only averages about 7 and 7. That's rounding up, mind you. But hey, sweet dunk and take down of Rondo. I do look forward to seeing him vs. Garnett next year in an actual game. That should be epic.

You know Noah and Garnett play different positions, right?
Why is this in the Chairman Maobama thread again?

Two guys named Alexi and Alexei.

[Apexx]

Oh, right. How could I forget the JokeQueen Rennaissance that occurred while Kevin Garnett looked on in street clothes? about 18 months ago during his rookie season.

Not that you pay any attention to the NBA, but whatever'd.

Oh, so he's good now? Ok. Trade him for a center. The chick they have playing there now only averages about 7 and 7. That's rounding up, mind you. But hey, sweet dunk and take down of Rondo. I do look forward to seeing him vs. Garnett next year in an actual game. That should be epic.

You know Noah and Garnett play different positions, right?
Why is this in the Chairman Maobama thread again?

So they'd never encounter each other en route to the basket, a rebound or loose ball? Is that how that works? Oh, dang. The NBA done changed a lot since I remember it.

"Damn JokeQueen! KG's pissin' on you!"

"What'dya 'spec me to do about it? He's a forward, I'm a center! And tell him to quit hogging all the boards and blocking my shots! That shit aint cool."