The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[Quality Start Machine]

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/20086.html

Al Yellon banned me from that site.

[ChuckD]

Maybe Gil could squirt some insight on Chuck Grassley's suggestion of an AIG honor bukkake. Or is it seppuku? I always get those two confused.

"I suggest, you know, obviously maybe they ought to be removed, but I would suggest that the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better towards them [is] if they would follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say I'm sorry and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide."

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/03/gop-senator-aig.html

u wnt nsght n2 iowa sntor? did u c this? ttlly real.
http://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley

[Oleg]

u wnt nsght n2 iowa sntor? did u c this? ttlly real.

All those letters look familiar, but I have no idea what they spell.

[ChuckD]

u wnt nsght n2 iowa sntor? did u c this? ttlly real.

All those letters look familiar, but I have no idea what they spell.

I'm with you, Oleg. I'm friends with him on Facebook, so stuff like this greets me at login.

"Attention Ia legislative business lobbyists:I visit w many Repbli can REPs and Sntors. Don't take ur frends 4granted.U spend all time w Dem"

Morph needs to teach this man how to use a Blackberry.

[Jon]

u wnt nsght n2 iowa sntor? did u c this? ttlly real.

All those letters look familiar, but I have no idea what they spell.

Pretty sure it's the tracklisting to a Prince album.

[Tank]

Maybe Gil could squirt some insight on Chuck Grassley's suggestion of an AIG honor bukkake. Or is it seppuku? I always get those two confused.

"I suggest, you know, obviously maybe they ought to be removed, but I would suggest that the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better towards them [is] if they would follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say I'm sorry and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide."

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/03/gop-senator-aig.html

u wnt nsght n2 iowa sntor? did u c this? ttlly real.
http://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley

Christ Almighty...

U won't bleve this but just got intrvud by Joe Morton of Omaha World Herald abt why I TWEET. Only birds TWEET????? !!!!!!! Glad to xplain

[*In a Nutsack]

Twitter is one of the many things that I just don't get.

[Dave B]

Maybe Gil could squirt some insight on Chuck Grassley's suggestion of an AIG honor bukkake. Or is it seppuku? I always get those two confused.

"I suggest, you know, obviously maybe they ought to be removed, but I would suggest that the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better towards them [is] if they would follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say I'm sorry and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide."

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/03/gop-senator-aig.html

u wnt nsght n2 iowa sntor? did u c this? ttlly real.
http://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley

Christ Almighty...

U won't bleve this but just got intrvud by Joe Morton of Omaha World Herald abt why I TWEET. Only birds TWEET????? !!!!!!! Glad to xplain

it's simple: he's got a 17-year old chick working as an intern and she just text-abbreviates whatever he says.

[RV]

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0309/20086.html

So, these wily leftist conspirators appear to be conspiring to have private conversations with one another over "electronic mail"?

The only thing that would be more shocking than this is if this secret cabal had conspired face-to-face and had their secret private conversations with one another over beer or coffee or tea or something—perhaps at a private gathering at someone's house.

Maybe they'd serve cookies.

All I can say is: Lord help us if they ever discover the secret of shoutbox technology...

The dark overlord of the liberal fasclist responds...

http://www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/ezraklein_archive?month=03&year=2009&base_name=obligatory_journolist_post&5

[ChuckD]

Maybe Gil could squirt some insight on Chuck Grassley's suggestion of an AIG honor bukkake. Or is it seppuku? I always get those two confused.

"I suggest, you know, obviously maybe they ought to be removed, but I would suggest that the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better towards them [is] if they would follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say I'm sorry and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide."

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/03/gop-senator-aig.html

u wnt nsght n2 iowa sntor? did u c this? ttlly real.
http://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley

Christ Almighty...

U won't bleve this but just got intrvud by Joe Morton of Omaha World Herald abt why I TWEET. Only birds TWEET????? !!!!!!! Glad to xplain

it's simple: he's got a 17-year old chick working as an intern and she just text-abbreviates whatever he says.

If only that were true. I have a friend who's a speechwriter/spokesperson for Grassley; sadly, the Twittering is all Chuck.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

How hard is it to type a fucking coherent sentence?  I'll never understand the need to skip letters in an effort to save 8 seconds.  If your time is that fucking important, don't write it.


Edit: Says the guy who left off the s.

[Brownie]

How hard is it to type a fucking coherent sentence?  I'll never understand the need to skip letter in an effort to save 8 seconds.  If your time is that fucking important, don't write it.

This.

[Slaky]

How hard is it to type a fucking coherent sentence?  I'll never understand the need to skip letter in an effort to save 8 seconds.  If your time is that fucking important, don't write it.

Thisx2.

[Kermit, B.]

How hard is it to type a fucking coherent sentence?  I'll never understand the need to skip letter in an effort to save 8 seconds.  If your time is that fucking important, don't write it.

OMFG LSA!

[*In a Nutsack]

How hard is it to type a fucking coherent sentence?  I'll never understand the need to skip letter in an effort to save 8 seconds.  If your time is that fucking important, don't write it.

8 seconds per keystroke?