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CBStew

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Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 21, 2009, 09:22:30 AM
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Chris Wallace was on Fox News last night, asking if Obama's oath was valid because Roberts clutched on the phrasing.

What a chode.

At twelve noon, regardless of the administration of the oath, Obama became president.

Both guys were nervous, and that makes me feel comfortable.

I'm just upset that Obama botched the total number of presidents there have been.  In his address, he cited the "44 men" who have taken the oath. 

In reality, there have only been 43.  Grover Cleveland...two non-consecutive terms.


Maybe he included David Rice Atchison, even though he never took the oath.


Also, probably the worst poem at an inaugural ever.  Pure shit.

My office watched the inauguration in our conference room.  The poem cleared the room after about thirty seconds.  Thank goodness.  Otherwise we wouldn't have gotten any work done yesterday.
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

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Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

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Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

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Quote from: butthead on January 21, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

To answer JD's question before he asks it, butthead and I are 2 separate people.

JD

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Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 21, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

To answer JD's question before he asks it, butthead and I are 2 separate people.

We're all gonna play together, though, right?  Right after we chase sunsets?
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.

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Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 21, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

To answer JD's question before he asks it, butthead and I amre 2 separate people.

More inside ShoutBox humor'd.
FIRE EVERYBODY!

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Quote from: Mike Douche on January 21, 2009, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 21, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

To answer JD's question before he asks it, butthead and I amre 2 separate people.

More inside ShoutBox humor'd.

Since we needed more of that around here.

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Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2009, 05:21:48 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 21, 2009, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 21, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

To answer JD's question before he asks it, butthead and I amre 2 separate people.

More inside ShoutBox humor'd.

Since we needed more of that around here.

Soon I'll have to start avoiding Desipio too.

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Quote from: 5laky on January 21, 2009, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2009, 05:21:48 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 21, 2009, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 21, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

To answer JD's question before he asks it, butthead and I amre 2 separate people.

More inside ShoutBox humor'd.

Since we needed more of that around here.

Soon I'll have to start avoiding Desipio too.

We can communicate via the fantasy basketball boards.  Inside jokes there are very easy to figure out so no one's left out! 
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.

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Quote from: JD on January 21, 2009, 05:35:50 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 21, 2009, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2009, 05:21:48 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 21, 2009, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 21, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

To answer JD's question before he asks it, butthead and I amre 2 separate people.

More inside ShoutBox humor'd.

Since we needed more of that around here.

Soon I'll have to start avoiding Desipio too.

We can communicate via the fantasy basketball boards.  Inside jokes there are very easy to figure out so no one's left out! 

I'm on the verge of signing a three year deal* with Eli's blog. I'll keep you posted. Negotiations are tense.

* with incentives

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Quote from: 5laky on January 21, 2009, 05:37:39 PM
Quote from: JD on January 21, 2009, 05:35:50 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 21, 2009, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2009, 05:21:48 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 21, 2009, 04:35:56 PM

More inside ShoutBox humor'd.

Since we needed more of that around here.

Soon I'll have to start avoiding Desipio too.

We can communicate via the fantasy basketball boards.  Inside jokes there are very easy to figure out so no one's left out! 

I'm on the verge of signing a three year deal* with Eli's blog. I'll keep you posted. Negotiations are tense.

* with incentives



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Quote from: 5laky on January 21, 2009, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2009, 05:21:48 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 21, 2009, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 21, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

To answer JD's question before he asks it, butthead and I amre 2 separate people.

More inside ShoutBox humor'd.

Since we needed more of that around here.

Soon I'll have to start avoiding Desipio too.

Aw don't be like that Slaky!  you're an ORIGINAL SHOUTBOXER, dawg!

Don't forget where you came from, hoss.  Never forget.
FIRE EVERYBODY!

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Quote from: Mike Douche on January 21, 2009, 06:03:29 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 21, 2009, 05:32:37 PM
Quote from: Eli on January 21, 2009, 05:21:48 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 21, 2009, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: butthead on January 21, 2009, 04:04:08 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 04:00:35 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 21, 2009, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: BH on January 21, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html

"Last month, the family made national news when they claimed a grocery store refused to make a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake for their son."

Good to see that, even though you're no longer present in the SBox, your legacy of DRLP lives on.

Good to see that, people that don't partake in SBox conversations, need to know what was discussed in the SBox each day.

And we do need this information. You're doing important work, BH. Thank you.

To answer JD's question before he asks it, butthead and I amre 2 separate people.

More inside ShoutBox humor'd.

Since we needed more of that around here.

Soon I'll have to start avoiding Desipio too.

Aw don't be like that Slaky!  you're an ORIGINAL SHOUTBOXER, dawg!

Don't forget where you came from, hoss.  Never forget.

Like we need another dinglechugging statfaggot anyway. That bearded hippie homo doesn't know what it's like to shave another man's beard after playing a hotly contested game of shirts and skins.