The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[Slaky]

Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

[MikeC] This is all Obama's fault for being a socialist, Iranian loving Muslim who isn't even eligible for the Presidency.  It's his fault we had to blow ourselves up.[/MikeC]

[Oleg]

Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

[Jon]

Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

Too coherent.

[Slaky]

Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

Too coherent.

Tell ya the truth, I'm glad I failed.

[Brownie]

Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

Too coherent.

Tell ya the truth, I'm glad I failed.

I will say Jonathan Stein came close on this one though...

[Jon]

[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!

Our mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

[Gil Gunderson]

Bobby Jindal, who ya crappin'

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0209/Jindal_aide_Story_was_set_after_Katrina.html

[CBStew]

Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

Too coherent.

Too many complete sentences.  Not enough run-on sentences.  Verbs are too consistent with the object of the sentence.  Please, get some misspelled words in there.

[Gil Gunderson]

Let's see if I can MikeC this one:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/02/john-bolton-cpac-benefits-nuking-chicago

The neocons want to nuke Chicago! We're fucked!

Needs more words.

Too coherent.

Too many complete sentences.  Not enough run-on sentences.  Verbs are too consistent with the object of the sentence.  Please, get some misspelled words in there.

Please mention man on man fellatio as well; that's a MikeC trademark.

Period.  Period, motherfuckers.

[Tonker]

[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!

Our mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.

[CBStew]

[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!

Our mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.

The P.F. Chang in my neighborhood is much less frantic.

[Tank]

[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!

Our mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.

The P.F. Chang in my neighborhood is much less frantic.

All the action at Chang's is apparently in the shitter.

[Quality Start Machine]

[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!

Our mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.

The P.F. Chang in my neighborhood is much less frantic.

All the action at Chang's is apparently in the shitter.

You can get anal there now?

[TDubbs]

[I shouted this aloud while carving these words into a bathroom stall at P.F. Chang's]

"IN ACTUALITY ONLY A LIBRUL COMSYMP LIKE ADOLF HUSSEIN OBAMUSSOLINI WOULD THINK THAT COHERENCY IS MORE IMPORTNAT THAN PROVING YOUR RIGHT BY POSTING A QUOTE BY A MYSTERY BLOG AND LETTING OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT BECUASE ANYONE WITHOUT NANCY PELAWFUL'S WANG JAMMED IN THEY'RE SINUSES WOULD REALIZE THAT OH MY GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY LEFT ARM BUT I WILL NOT STOP UNITL I PROVE YOU ALL WRONG! THERE! MY HEART HAS STARTED BEATING AGAIN, NO THANKS TO OUR SO-CALLED "AMERICAN" PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBHITLER AND HIS ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE GUMMINT TAKE AWAY OUR DOCTORS. SO NOW I AM HITTING CTRL-V! THEN HIGHLIGHTING AND MAKING IT A QUOTE!

Our mission at Hot Air is to:

    * Expose new viewers to the revolutionary world of videoblogging, animation, and Internet broadcasting;
    * Recruit dynamic, enterprising people with creative skills from across the country to help us challenge (and CONQUER!) the dinosaur broadcast media outlets;
    * Laugh. Report. Laugh. Entertain. Laugh. Inform. Laugh. Make money. Did we say laugh?

So, tune in. Turn on. And drop us a tip or two or three. We're here to fight hot air with Hot Air. Fill 'er up.

SO PUT THAT IN YOU'RE HAT AND SMOKE IT! BUT I BET YOU NEVER READ IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE IN THE NEXT STALL DOING! KEEP IT DOWN! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF YELL!!!!! I JUST HIT SPELL CHECK BY MISTAKE! I IGNORE THAT! HIT POST!! GO TO BED ANGRY AND WAKE UP REFRESHED!"

Fucking brilliant.

The P.F. Chang in my neighborhood is much less frantic.

All the action at Chang's is apparently in the shitter.

You can get anal there now?

I'm glad that you killed this thread too b/c now I won't have to see it at the top anymore.