The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[Slaky]

Has anyone read MikeC's book? It's called I'm a Fucking Troll and No One Can Stop Me.

[Quality Start Machine]

Has anyone read MikeC's book? It's called I'm a Fucking Troll and No One Can Stop Me.

Chapter 1: Say Shit To Start Shit

[BH]

Chapter 2: How CT made his MikeC character so real.

[Jon]

Chapter 3: Statfaggotry is Not Just for Sports: Rely on anecdotal evidence that supports conclusions you already reached long ago.

[CBStew]

"How about some real reporting on a black conservative getting beaten by SEIU union thugs? No? Doesnt fit the narrative, liberals couldn't possibly fling racial slurs and beat up a person just because they don't agree with him. NAACP and ACLU agree also, no one gives a fuck when a conservative is beaten"

Hate to burst your bubble, Mr. Dining Room Table, but SEIU is dominated by minorities and females.  Thugs are in the minority.  Can you even say or write the word "union" without adding the word "thug"?

[Chuck to Chuck]

I think you mean CBS.

My Lord. You can't even get your own ideological shibboleths right.

No, he means NBC.  See, NBC is owned by GE which owns ultra-left MSNBC.  Further, GE has come under some serious Faux News (We Opine, You Supine) bashing of late, ostensibly for their backing of MSNBC and the NBC two days in the Obama White House puff piece.

Rather is gone.  NBC is now the target.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/la-et-cable15-2009aug15,0,2179965.story

Disagree.  Any "forged document" jokes should be directed at CBS in order to work properly.

Oh.  You want the joke to make sense?   See, Comar was simply manufacturing a post-joke to fit a narrative.

[Dave B]

We'll see how the "Cash for Clunkers" program plays out, but a co-worker who has well-known financial issues and has been driving assorted clunkers to work since she started here four years ago (she's had tow-trucks AND Repo men take her various vehicles out of our parking lot) rolled in to work yesterday in a brand new car. She was bragging what a good deal she got. We now have a pool on how long she'll have it.

[Oleg]

We'll see how the "Cash for Clunkers" program plays out, but a co-worker who has well-known financial issues and has been driving assorted clunkers to work since she started here four years ago (she's had tow-trucks AND Repo men take her various vehicles out of our parking lot) rolled in to work yesterday in a brand new car. She was bragging what a good deal she got. We now have a pool on how long she'll have it.

What does this have to with cash-for-clunkers?  She found some lender willing to lend her money.  Good for her?

[Quality Start Machine]

So, to recap...

• The PDB "Bin Laden Determined To Attack Within US" proved the GOP lied about not having any warnings about 9/11.
• Letting Bin Laden get away at Tora Bora proved they lied about wanting him "Dead or Alive".
• The Rockefeller Report proved they lied about manipulating intelligence regarding Iraq.
• Ridge's admissions prove they lied about terror threats.
• The Rove memos are proving they lied about firing US attorneys for not prosecuting Democrats.

But they swear to God they're telling us the TRUTH on health care!

[Chuck to Chuck]

So, to recap...

• The PDB "Bin Laden Determined To Attack Within US" proved the GOP lied about not having any warnings about 9/11.
• Letting Bin Laden get away at Tora Bora proved they lied about wanting him "Dead or Alive".
• The Rockefeller Report proved they lied about manipulating intelligence regarding Iraq.
• Ridge's admissions prove they lied about terror threats.
• The Rove memos are proving they lied about firing US attorneys for not prosecuting Democrats.

But they swear to God they're telling us the TRUTH on health care!

No, but it shows that Government can't be trusted.  Well, at least when it's being run by the GOP types.

Can you imagine if a GOP-led government traded arms for hostages?

[Quality Start Machine]

So, to recap...

• The PDB "Bin Laden Determined To Attack Within US" proved the GOP lied about not having any warnings about 9/11.
• Letting Bin Laden get away at Tora Bora proved they lied about wanting him "Dead or Alive".
• The Rockefeller Report proved they lied about manipulating intelligence regarding Iraq.
• Ridge's admissions prove they lied about terror threats.
• The Rove memos are proving they lied about firing US attorneys for not prosecuting Democrats.

But they swear to God they're telling us the TRUTH on health care!

No, but it shows that Government can't be trusted.  Well, at least when it's being run by the GOP types.

Can you imagine if a GOP-led government traded arms for hostages?

the Party of Reagan would NEVER negotiate with terrorists!

[Dave B]

We'll see how the "Cash for Clunkers" program plays out, but a co-worker who has well-known financial issues and has been driving assorted clunkers to work since she started here four years ago (she's had tow-trucks AND Repo men take her various vehicles out of our parking lot) rolled in to work yesterday in a brand new car. She was bragging what a good deal she got. We now have a pool on how long she'll have it.

What does this have to with cash-for-clunkers?  She found some lender willing to lend her money.  Good for her?

And how are all those people who "found some lender willing to lend (them) money" for a house they couldn't afford or didn't have good credit doing now that they're facing foreclosure?

[morpheus]

Wasn't sure where to put this... but it's clear to me that certain denizens of this here site will be moving south.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iP1GlMCOzYSi8kbAUY1lLDdqc4vAD9A763HO0

[Jon]

Wasn't sure where to put this... but it's clear to me that certain denizens of this here site will be moving south.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iP1GlMCOzYSi8kbAUY1lLDdqc4vAD9A763HO0

Oleg, I smell a road trip!


It smells like Otto's jacket.

[morpheus]

Wasn't sure where to put this... but it's clear to me that certain denizens of this here site will be moving south.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iP1GlMCOzYSi8kbAUY1lLDdqc4vAD9A763HO0

Oleg, I smell a road trip!


It smells like Otto's jacket.kneecap