The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[ChuckD]

Exactly.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Sean Penn, noted limousine liberal, hedonist and secular progressive, is getting divorced from Robin Wright Penn, his wife of 13 years. Penn — who was recently rewarded with an Oscar for his dual attack against both heterosexual values and the dairy industry — has long been the darling of the radical left.

This will be the third time that he or his wife have filed for divorce, as their previous attempts to destroy the institution have thus far failed.

DAMN YOU INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE!  I'M TRYING MY HARDEST TO MAKE YOU FAIL BY DIVORCING MULTIPLE BUT IT'S JUST NOT WORKING!  YOU'RE TOO INVINCIBLE!!!

Wait--is this real?

I often find that it pays to read what you're referring to before asking if it's "fer real"...

This is hilarious.

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/divorce/divorce.php

Interview with John Marcotte, Author of the 2010 California Protection of Marriage Act

...

RC: Ok. So your act, if it became law, would make marriage undissolvable.

John: Exactly. The only exception would be if the marriage was "voidable" -- if you married an 8-year-old, you don't get to keep her. She goes back on the shelf. You can't marry the mentally incapacitated, etc.

RC: Ah, ok, so most normal marriages would be irreversable.

John: 99.99% of all marriages would be set in stone. It's a return to traditional values.

RC: Wow, that is amazing. Could it really happen? What steps remain to make this initiative into a valid, enforced law?

John: I am trying to extend the good work done with Proposition 8 last year. It could really happen. The United States has not always had divorce as an institution the way we do now. As a ballot initiative it bypasses the legislature and the governor. It's the will of the people made law.

...

RC: Are you going to hit the streets collecting signatures for the initiative?

John: We're going to set up a table in front of Wal*Mart and ask people to sign a petition to protect traditional marriage. We're going to interview them about why they thing traditional marriage is important, and then we'll tell them that we are trying to ban divorce.

People who supported Prop 8 weren't trying to take rights away from gays, they just wanted to protect traditional marriage. That's why I'm confident that they will support this initiative, even though this time it will be their rights that are diminished. To not support it would be hypocritical.

We're also going to collect signatures in front of "Faces," the largest gay nightclub in Sacramento.

...

RC: What about people who are currently married? Will this law apply to them, or only new marriages?

John: I wish that I could force people that hate each other with the intensity of a thousand white suns back into a loveless marriage, but my attorneys tell me that getting that law passed would be unlikely in the current political climate.

I'll try to get a "win" by banning divorce and save that for 2012 -- when Sarah Palin will be president and/or the end of the world will occur.

[MAD]

Sean Penn, noted limousine liberal, hedonist and secular progressive, is getting divorced from Robin Wright Penn, his wife of 13 years. Penn — who was recently rewarded with an Oscar for his dual attack against both heterosexual values and the dairy industry — has long been the darling of the radical left.

This will be the third time that he or his wife have filed for divorce, as their previous attempts to destroy the institution have thus far failed.

DAMN YOU INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE!  I'M TRYING MY HARDEST TO MAKE YOU FAIL BY DIVORCING MULTIPLE BUT IT'S JUST NOT WORKING!  YOU'RE TOO INVINCIBLE!!!

Wait--is this real?

I often find that it pays to read what you're referring to before asking if it's "fer real"...

This is hilarious.

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/divorce/divorce.php

Interview with John Marcotte, Author of the 2010 California Protection of Marriage Act

...

RC: Ok. So your act, if it became law, would make marriage undissolvable.

John: Exactly. The only exception would be if the marriage was "voidable" -- if you married an 8-year-old, you don't get to keep her. She goes back on the shelf. You can't marry the mentally incapacitated, etc.

RC: Ah, ok, so most normal marriages would be irreversable.

John: 99.99% of all marriages would be set in stone. It's a return to traditional values.

RC: Wow, that is amazing. Could it really happen? What steps remain to make this initiative into a valid, enforced law?

John: I am trying to extend the good work done with Proposition 8 last year. It could really happen. The United States has not always had divorce as an institution the way we do now. As a ballot initiative it bypasses the legislature and the governor. It's the will of the people made law.

...

RC: Are you going to hit the streets collecting signatures for the initiative?

John: We're going to set up a table in front of Wal*Mart and ask people to sign a petition to protect traditional marriage. We're going to interview them about why they thing traditional marriage is important, and then we'll tell them that we are trying to ban divorce.

People who supported Prop 8 weren't trying to take rights away from gays, they just wanted to protect traditional marriage. That's why I'm confident that they will support this initiative, even though this time it will be their rights that are diminished. To not support it would be hypocritical.

We're also going to collect signatures in front of "Faces," the largest gay nightclub in Sacramento.

...

RC: What about people who are currently married? Will this law apply to them, or only new marriages?

John: I wish that I could force people that hate each other with the intensity of a thousand white suns back into a loveless marriage, but my attorneys tell me that getting that law passed would be unlikely in the current political climate.

I'll try to get a "win" by banning divorce and save that for 2012 -- when Sarah Palin will be president and/or the end of the world will occur.

Sorry, professor.  I just scan this thread.  I did find the line about the 8 year old peculiar, but the line about Penn trying his damndest to ruin marriage really does sound, sadly enough, like the type of stuff that some of the bottom-feeders of this movement spew.

[MikeC]

So ACORN in Baltimore gets busted for giving advice on how to run an illegal underage prostitution ring.

ACORN fires back that Fox News is racist for smearing them (but fires the 2 employees) and says it was an isolated incident. Opppps video comes out from the Washington DC office, same thing. Workers have been fired.

Damn, i bet that caught ACORN off guard. I got an idea, stop training your employees in how to run prostitution rings for children.

[Gil Gunderson]

So ACORN in Baltimore gets busted for giving advice on how to run an illegal underage prostitution ring.

ACORN fires back that Fox News is racist for smearing them (but fires the 2 employees) and says it was an isolated incident. Opppps video comes out from the Washington DC office, same thing. Workers have been fired.

Damn, i bet that caught ACORN off guard. I got an idea, stop training your employees in how to run prostitution rings for children.

Aside from the issue that you mentioned and the issues associated with voter registration, what is your [and conservatism's] major beef with ACORN?  Do you simply do not want an organization assisting the underprivileged or what?

[cubbiebluestew]

Has anyone else tried to visit Joe Wilson's web site?

[Chuck to Chuck]

So ACORN in Baltimore gets busted for giving advice on how to run an illegal underage prostitution ring.

ACORN fires back that Fox News is racist for smearing them (but fires the 2 employees) and says it was an isolated incident. Opppps video comes out from the Washington DC office, same thing. Workers have been fired.

Damn, i bet that caught ACORN off guard. I got an idea, stop training your employees in how to run prostitution rings for children.

So, are they stealing votes or not?

And was David Vitter a client?

[R-V]

Oops.

This week, Allison Vivas of Pink Visual received a fax from Newt Gingrich's American Solutions for Winning the Future (ASWF) group, informing her that she's been chosen for a 2009 Entrepreneur of the Year award by his Business Defense and Advisory Council.

Pink Visual is a porn DVD superstore — not the type of company you'd expect Gingrich would want stimulating the economy. ThinkProgress contacted Gingrich aide Joe Gaylord, who sent the faxed letter to Vivas, but we didn't receive a response. An ASWF representative reportedly called Pink Visual this morning saying it had "inadvertently" sent the fax to Vivas and was retracting the honor.

[MikeC]

Aside from the issue that you mentioned and the issues associated with voter registration, what is your [and conservatism's] major beef with ACORN?  Do you simply do not want an organization assisting the underprivileged or what?

Thats kinda like saying besides Sorianos poor hitting, poor defense, and large contract what is your major beef with him? You kinda got to talk about ACORNS criminal past when discussing them.

ACORN has a history of illegal activity and they receive tax payer money. They are also due 4 billion more thanks to Obama. My major beef now is how can those ACORN workers actively discuss child prostitution and show no concern? Its obvious these people have done it before, and are trained to do it. They show zero regard for the health and welfare of the so called "underprivileged." I don't know how any human being can be so callous and uncaring for the lives of children as we have seen from ACORN. And to further more give advice on how to keep them as prostitutes and turning tricks.

This is about the worst thing you can discuss with ACORN in trying to secure housing, and they are going out of their way to help. If they are willing to go along with this kind of illegal activity, imagine what else they are capable of.

Video #3 dropped today. NYC ACORN office, thats now 3 seperate locations. Wonder how many more videos James O'Keefe has?

http://biggovernment.com/2009/09/14/acorn-video-prostitution-scandal-in-new-york-ny/

[Eli]

They show zero regard for the health and welfare of the so called "underprivileged."

[Jon]

They show zero regard for the health and welfare of the so called "underprivileged."

I see what you did there.

[R-V]

Gratuitous provocation of the resident Randfaggots:

http://www.tnr.com/print/article/books-and-arts/wealthcare-0

The association of wealth with virtue necessarily requires the free marketer to play down the role of class. Arthur Brooks, in his book Gross National Happiness, concedes that "the gap between the richest and poorest members of society is far wider than in many other developed countries. But there is also far more opportunity . . . there is in fact an amazing amount of economic mobility in America." In reality, as a study earlier this year by the Brookings Institution and Pew Charitable Trusts reported, the United States ranks near the bottom of advanced countries in its economic mobility. The study found that family background exerts a stronger influence on a person's income than even his education level. And its most striking finding revealed that you are more likely to make your way into the highest-earning one-fifth of the population if you were born into the top fifth and did not attain a college degree than if you were born into the bottom fifth and did. In other words, if you regard a college degree as a rough proxy for intelligence or hard work, then you are economically better off to be born rich, dumb, and lazy than poor, smart, and industrious.

[BH]

Why are you all ignoring the child prostitution charges MikeC brought forth? The evidence is obvious. It's right there on the ground. In front of your faggy, hippy birkenstocks.

[Gil Gunderson]

ACORN is clearly the biggest issue facing the American republic right now.  Fuck the OLIGARHY!!!

[CBStew]

Why are you all ignoring the child prostitution charges MikeC brought forth? The evidence is obvious. It's right there on the ground. In front of your faggy, hippy birkenstocks.

There is no defense.  On behalf of Acorn I plead guilty.  Acorn doesn't care about child prostitution.  Besides, the major clients of child prostitutes are Republican congressmen.  What now?