The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Diplomacy has never—not once—accomplished a thing other than to cede Czechoslovakia to Hitler.

[Quality Start Machine]

So whats Obama going to do about Iran? He has been playing nice wanting to talk to them knowing they had a secret nuclear facility on a military base inside a mountain.

We pissed off the Polish and Chezks over missle defense only to see Iran launch a missile with a 1200 mile range so we can get the Russians on board with sanctions. The Russians will never agree to sanctions on Iran and will continue to use that angle to get whatever they want out of Obama. They already got missile defense shut down just because they said they "might" be open to sanctions if the political process fails.

Obama gave a "firm" deadline at the G8 summit, for the Iranians to negotiate about their nuclear programs. That date was September 10th and the Iranians blew off Obama. Obama is giving a "firm" deadline of December now.

Gee what happens when Iran blows that off too? Do we send an angry E-mail saying we mean it this time?

Were going to talk, the Iranians are going to act like they want to talk, nothing is going to get done but a nuclear bomb being built. Russians aren't going to help and neither are the Chinese.

Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure the Reagan administration's actions with Iran pretty much means you have no ground here, and never will.

Iran isn't nearly the nuclear threat that Pakistan is, and our being asleep at the wheel on that for the past 8 years is the reason.

So go back into that little hole you slithered out of, until you get an original thought.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD

I'm pretty sure this has absolutely nothing to do with my pal Rupert's sizable financial interests in China.

[Slaky]

DPD

I'm pretty sure this has absolutely nothing to do with my pal Rupert's sizable dinancial interests in China.

I dinancialed on some Chinese the other day. That sweet and sour chicken is delicious.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD

I'm pretty sure this has absolutely nothing to do with my pal Rupert's sizable dinancial interests in China.

I dinancialed on some Chinese the other day. That sweet and sour chicken is delicious.

What do you want from me? I'm not a college grad.

[CBStew]

DPD

I'm pretty sure this has absolutely nothing to do with my pal Rupert's sizable dinancial interests in China.

I dinancialed on some Chinese the other day. That sweet and sour chicken is delicious.

Left over from the Ming Dinanci?

[MikeC]

Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure the Reagan administration's actions with Iran pretty much means you have no ground here, and never will.

Iran isn't nearly the nuclear threat that Pakistan is, and our being asleep at the wheel on that for the past 8 years is the reason.

So go back into that little hole you slithered out of, until you get an original thought.

Awww you gonna make me? Why don't you get your lazy liberal ass on an airplane to Iowa and make me shut up just like Obama taught you. Bring some ACORN people and SEIU people along also.

Isn't this the part where we play internet tough guy and who has the biggest dick? Whats a matter you can take 8 years of back slapping on Bush but little old me mentions stuff and you suddenly get pissed off? Awwww awwww lets cry for the fucking baby of Desipio.

Did i mention i love using your guys tactics of positing to expose your hypocritical standards. Its fucking brilliant how you guys walk into it each and every time. Much like walking into an ACORN office and finding criminal activity.

Whenever i need a good laugh from a bunch of hypocrites i come here and post. The faux outrage is really touching.

[MAD]

Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure the Reagan administration's actions with Iran pretty much means you have no ground here, and never will.

Iran isn't nearly the nuclear threat that Pakistan is, and our being asleep at the wheel on that for the past 8 years is the reason.

So go back into that little hole you slithered out of, until you get an original thought.

Awww you gonna make me? Why don't you get your lazy liberal ass on an airplane to Iowa and make me shut up just like Obama taught you. Bring some ACORN people and SEIU people along also.

Isn't this the part where we play internet tough guy and who has the biggest dick? Whats a matter you can take 8 years of back slapping on Bush but little old me mentions stuff and you suddenly get pissed off? Awwww awwww lets cry for the fucking baby of Desipio.

Did i mention i love using your guys tactics of positing to expose your hypocritical standards. Its fucking brilliant how you guys walk into it each and every time. Much like walking into an ACORN office and finding criminal activity.

Whenever i need a good laugh from a bunch of hypocrites i come here and post. The faux outrage is really touching.

I think you've become officially unhinged.  Say hi to the men in the white coats, you batshit retard.

[Philberto]

Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure the Reagan administration's actions with Iran pretty much means you have no ground here, and never will.

Iran isn't nearly the nuclear threat that Pakistan is, and our being asleep at the wheel on that for the past 8 years is the reason.

So go back into that little hole you slithered out of, until you get an original thought.

Awww you gonna make me? Why don't you get your lazy liberal ass on an airplane to Iowa and make me shut up just like Obama taught you. Bring some ACORN people and SEIU people along also.

Isn't this the part where we play internet tough guy and who has the biggest dick? Whats a matter you can take 8 years of back slapping on Bush but little old me mentions stuff and you suddenly get pissed off? Awwww awwww lets cry for the fucking baby of Desipio.

Did i mention i love using your guys tactics of positing to expose your hypocritical standards. Its fucking brilliant how you guys walk into it each and every time. Much like walking into an ACORN office and finding criminal activity.

Whenever i need a good laugh from a bunch of hypocrites i come here and post. The faux outrage is really touching.

This should end well

[Quality Start Machine]

Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure the Reagan administration's actions with Iran pretty much means you have no ground here, and never will.

Iran isn't nearly the nuclear threat that Pakistan is, and our being asleep at the wheel on that for the past 8 years is the reason.

So go back into that little hole you slithered out of, until you get an original thought.

Awww you gonna make me? Why don't you get your lazy liberal ass on an airplane to Iowa and make me shut up just like Obama taught you. Bring some ACORN people and SEIU people along also.

Isn't this the part where we play internet tough guy and who has the biggest dick? Whats a matter you can take 8 years of back slapping on Bush but little old me mentions stuff and you suddenly get pissed off? Awwww awwww lets cry for the fucking baby of Desipio.

Did i mention i love using your guys tactics of positing to expose your hypocritical standards. Its fucking brilliant how you guys walk into it each and every time. Much like walking into an ACORN office and finding criminal activity.

Whenever i need a good laugh from a bunch of hypocrites i come here and post. The faux outrage is really touching.

They're always so damn cute when they first get their keyboard muscles.

[*In a Nutsack]

Careful.  You guys are walking right into it.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Did i mention i love using your guys tactics of positing to expose your hypocritical standards. Its fucking brilliant how you guys walk into it each and every time.

I seriously have no idea what you're trying to say here.

We walk into exposing the hypocrisy of our standards each and every time he uses our tactics of positing?

Anyone have any clue?

[ChuckD]

Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure the Reagan administration's actions with Iran pretty much means you have no ground here, and never will.

Iran isn't nearly the nuclear threat that Pakistan is, and our being asleep at the wheel on that for the past 8 years is the reason.

So go back into that little hole you slithered out of, until you get an original thought.

Awww you gonna make me? Why don't you get your lazy liberal ass on an airplane to Iowa and make me shut up just like Obama taught you. Bring some ACORN people and SEIU people along also.

Isn't this the part where we play internet tough guy and who has the biggest dick? Whats a matter you can take 8 years of back slapping on Bush but little old me mentions stuff and you suddenly get pissed off? Awwww awwww lets cry for the fucking baby of Desipio.

Did i mention i love using your guys tactics of positing to expose your hypocritical standards. Its fucking brilliant how you guys walk into it each and every time. Much like walking into an ACORN office and finding criminal activity.

Whenever i need a good laugh from a bunch of hypocrites i come here and post. The faux outrage is really touching.

Don't do it, Fork. You'd be much better served by flying in to OMA, renting a car, and driving the 90 miles north. If you choose a direct flight in to SUX, anticipate paying a hefty premium for the convenience.

[World B Free]

Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure the Reagan administration's actions with Iran pretty much means you have no ground here, and never will.

Iran isn't nearly the nuclear threat that Pakistan is, and our being asleep at the wheel on that for the past 8 years is the reason.

So go back into that little hole you slithered out of, until you get an original thought.

Awww you gonna make me? Why don't you get your lazy liberal ass on an airplane to Iowa and make me shut up just like Obama taught you. Bring some ACORN people and SEIU people along also.

Isn't this the part where we play internet tough guy and who has the biggest dick? Whats a matter you can take 8 years of back slapping on Bush but little old me mentions stuff and you suddenly get pissed off? Awwww awwww lets cry for the fucking baby of Desipio.

Did i mention i love using your guys tactics of positing to expose your hypocritical standards. Its fucking brilliant how you guys walk into it each and every time. Much like walking into an ACORN office and finding criminal activity.

Whenever i need a good laugh from a bunch of hypocrites i come here and post. The faux outrage is really touching.

Don't do it, Fork. You'd be much better served by flying in to OMA, renting a car, and driving the 90 miles north. If you choose a direct flight in to SUX, anticipate paying a hefty premium for the convenience.

Everyone knows that flight hasn't been invented in Iowa yet.

[ChuckD]

Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure the Reagan administration's actions with Iran pretty much means you have no ground here, and never will.

Iran isn't nearly the nuclear threat that Pakistan is, and our being asleep at the wheel on that for the past 8 years is the reason.

So go back into that little hole you slithered out of, until you get an original thought.

Awww you gonna make me? Why don't you get your lazy liberal ass on an airplane to Iowa and make me shut up just like Obama taught you. Bring some ACORN people and SEIU people along also.

Isn't this the part where we play internet tough guy and who has the biggest dick? Whats a matter you can take 8 years of back slapping on Bush but little old me mentions stuff and you suddenly get pissed off? Awwww awwww lets cry for the fucking baby of Desipio.

Did i mention i love using your guys tactics of positing to expose your hypocritical standards. Its fucking brilliant how you guys walk into it each and every time. Much like walking into an ACORN office and finding criminal activity.

Whenever i need a good laugh from a bunch of hypocrites i come here and post. The faux outrage is really touching.

Don't do it, Fork. You'd be much better served by flying in to OMA, renting a car, and driving the 90 miles north. If you choose a direct flight in to SUX, anticipate paying a hefty premium for the convenience.

Everyone knows that flight hasn't been invented in Iowa yet.

Maybe, but they've got the crashing part down pretty well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_232
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Music_Died


And the burn.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303823,00.html

SIOUX CITY, Iowa —  City leaders have scrapped plans to do away with the Sioux Gateway Airport's unflattering three-letter identifier — SUX — and instead have made it the centerpiece of the airport's new marketing campaign.

The code, used by pilots and airports worldwide and printed on tickets and luggage tags, will be used on T-shirts and caps sporting the airport's new slogan, "FLY SUX." It also forms the address of the airport's redesigned Web site — www.flysux.com.

Sioux City officials petitioned the Federal Aviation Administration to change the code in 1988 and 2002. At one point, the FAA offered the city five alternatives — GWU, GYO, GYT, SGV and GAY — but airport trustees turned them down.