The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[R-V]

This might have been addressed by now and you can direct me as to where it has been, but what do you pinkos think of this: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4553445

I think that Limbaugh believes that owning a NFL franchise will enhance his ability to obtain painkillers.

I hope that racist tub of foaces dies of taint cancer as soon as possible, but I see no reason why he shouldn't be able to buy an NFL franchise in the meantime.

I'm not sure how he'd fit in with all those commie, progressive billionaire NFL owners.

Maybe not so well, it turns out, in spite of it all...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/10/13/colts-irsay-pans-limbaugh-ownership-involvement/

Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay said this afternoon that the divisive rhetoric of prospective Rams minority owner Rush Limbaugh makes him unappealing.

"I myself couldn't even think of voting for him," said Irsay speaking from the NFL's fall ownership meetings in Boston.

...I'm very sensitive to know there are scars out there.  I think as a nation we need to stop it.  Our words do damage and it's something that we don't need.  We need to get to a higher level of humanity and we have.

http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/goodell-voices-concern-over-limbaugh/

BOSTON –- Commissioner Roger Goodell cast doubt on Rush Limbaugh's viability as an N.F.L. owner Tuesday, saying that "divisive comments are not what the N.F.L. is all about."

"I've said many times before, we're all held to a high standard here," Goodell said. Then he continued: "I would not want to see those comments coming from people who are in a responsible position in the NFL –- absolutely not."

...

"The comments Rush made specifically about Donovan, I disagree with very strongly," Goodell said. "It's a polarizing comment that we don't think reflect accurately on the N.F.L. or our players. I obviously do not believe those comments are positive and they are divisive. That's a negative thing for us, obviously."

Goodell's comments are a strong indicator that Limbaugh's bid is unlikely even to be considered by owners. Three-quarters of the 32 owners must approve a sale, meaning only nine of them can scuttle a deal. Jim Irsay, the owner of the Indianapolis Colts, made clear he would vote against Limbaugh.

Update:

Tonight, Rush is no longer 'just' a radio personality.

Tonight, Rush is no longer 'just' a NFL owner denied

Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.

Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us... every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.

Tonight the left proved that they will stop at nothing to end our dreams. Our dreams of success and happiness devastate their need to dominate and control you and me... and well everything and everyone.

Tonight a light went out... a dream died... it died from political correctness

Tonight... We Are All Rush Limbaugh

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Back to Rush and the NFL for a moment...

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking withering fire, crashed and burned.

Tonight, Rush is no longer 'just' a radio personality.

Tonight, Rush is no longer 'just' a NFL owner denied

Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.

Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us... every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.

The enemy of this great nation, the enemy of you and me, Rush's enemy... those on the left, inside and outside of this nation abhor success... and when faced with it will destroy it... by any and all means possible.

We all have our dreams in life... such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.

Tonight the left proved that they will stop at nothing to end our dreams. Our dreams of success and happiness devastate their need to dominate and control you and me... and well everything and everyone.

Chrysler bondholders

GM dealers

Bankers and stockbrokers

Small business owners

Medical Doctors

Oppressed people wanting freedom around the world

The left can not and will not allow anyone to realize their dreams

Tonight a light went out... a dream died... it died from political correctness

Tonight we are under withering fire, we on the right those in the middle,

Tonight our values are under withering fire, those thoughts ideas and dreams that made this great nation are under withering fire

Will your light of your dreams be next?

Will my dreams be next?

   First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
   Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
   Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
   Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
   Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

   - Pastor Martin Niemöller

Tonight... We Are All Rush Limbaugh

Edit: GOD DAMMIT

[R-V]

Back to Rush and the NFL for a moment...

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking withering fire, crashed and burned.

Tonight, Rush is no longer 'just' a radio personality.

Tonight, Rush is no longer 'just' a NFL owner denied

Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.

Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us... every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.

The enemy of this great nation, the enemy of you and me, Rush's enemy... those on the left, inside and outside of this nation abhor success... and when faced with it will destroy it... by any and all means possible.

We all have our dreams in life... such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.

Tonight the left proved that they will stop at nothing to end our dreams. Our dreams of success and happiness devastate their need to dominate and control you and me... and well everything and everyone.

Chrysler bondholders

GM dealers

Bankers and stockbrokers

Small business owners

Medical Doctors

Oppressed people wanting freedom around the world

The left can not and will not allow anyone to realize their dreams

Tonight a light went out... a dream died... it died from political correctness

Tonight we are under withering fire, we on the right those in the middle,

Tonight our values are under withering fire, those thoughts ideas and dreams that made this great nation are under withering fire

Will your light of your dreams be next?

Will my dreams be next?

   First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
   Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
   Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
   Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
   Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

   - Pastor Martin Niemöller

Edit: GOD DAMMIT

Looks like you just got a FACE full of Limbaugh dingleberries.

[CT III]

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
    Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
    Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

The inclusion of this may have been my favorite part.

[Jon]

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
    Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
    Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

The inclusion of this may have been my favorite part.

Mine too.

[BH]

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
   Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
   Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
   Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
   Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

The inclusion of this may have been my favorite part.

Mine too.

It's probably my favorite too, even though I've read it 3 times and have no clue what it means.

Edit. The comments are my favorite thing about that article.

"You bailout whore, death panel loving, racist jerk. I would also like to point out that you have been accused of child molestation, and we would like to get your response to that before you post further.

What you and your pseudo-intellectual ilk ought to be concerned about is the fact that an American cannot tell the truth without the left trying to silence him, or worse.

This isn't about race, it certainly isn't about racial reconciliation (I haven't seen race relations this bad since the late 60's). It is about silencing anyone who doesn't agree with you. Not debating them- silencing them.

Who is going to stand up when they come for you, pal?"

Followed with:
"The left LIED and they LIED all over the news thereby creating a condition that the NFL could not tolerate but the bottom line is THEY LIED! They must PAY and WE are the one's who will be next if Rush and WE do not make them suffer over this abomination.

OBTW you don't have to agree with what Rush says however if you are a Conservative at all you MUST agree that the SLANDERING, LYING LEFTIST media must PAY for their LIES!

OBTW #2 how do you know what the NFL owners are? you have a link or proof of their political affilitations or did you just pull that out of your a_ _?"

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Looks like you just got a FACE full of Limbaugh dingleberries.

Not to mention a minor quotefail.

[Slaky]

Damn, I wonder when they are going to come for me. Any day now, I assume.

Or....my life will be the exact same.

One of those.

[Indolent Reader]

Shouldn't Rush just by the Astros instead?  Amirite?

[Quality Start Machine]

Damn, I wonder when they are going to come for me. Any day now, I assume.

Or....my life will be the exact same.

One of those.

I think you're OK, I haven't seen any Romans around lately.

[BH]

George Soros is also in the group to buy the Rams.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/10/15/report-george-soros-part-of-checketts-group-too/

[Quality Start Machine]

George Soros is also in the group to buy the Rams.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/10/15/report-george-soros-part-of-checketts-group-too/

Why not? Soros and Limbaugh have made a shit-ton of dough playing off each other. They're the Jon & Kate of punditry.

[Slaky]

Damn, I wonder when they are going to come for me. Any day now, I assume.

Or....my life will be the exact same.

One of those.

I think you're OK, I haven't seen any Romans around lately.

There's a dude named Pontius a few rows over. I'm working with one eye open.

I rubbed hot sauce in the other one by accident.

[Waco Kid]

Damn, I wonder when they are going to come for me. Any day now, I assume.

Or....my life will be the exact same.

One of those.

Just make sure you keep wearing those sunglasses.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

George Soros is also in the group to buy the Rams.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/10/15/report-george-soros-part-of-checketts-group-too/

Why not? Soros and Limbaugh have made a shit-ton of dough playing off each other. They're the Jon & Kate of punditry.

What the hell are you talking about?

Soros made his shit-ton of dough in currency speculation and financial services.

I don't get this Fork false equivalency at all. How is Soros the anything of "punditry"?

(I do look forward to the heads exploding on the right over this, though.)