The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[Oleg]

Michigan received $3.7 billion is stimulus money, of which $620 million was to be used to "create and save" jobs, while the remainder will be used by Granholm to backfill the budget deficit that she has created with her overspending so that she doesn't have to make any substantial cuts before she leaves office.

SCANDAL!!!!!

It's almost as if helping states ameliorate crippling deficits in order to help them avoid cutting jobs, spending and services (including services to the unemployed, which just happen to be on the rise) in the middle of a severe recession is a key goal of fiscal stimulus.

A key goal that was gutted by the bipartisan stimulus compromise.

Meanwhile, 48 states are facing budget shortfalls (primarily due to Jennifer Granholm's profligate spending in Michigan, no doubt) which continue to balloon.

http://www.recovery.gov/Pages/TextView.aspx?data=recipientTopJobs&ViewAll=100

Anyone figure out what a saved job is yet and how you count it? Or we still on Obama fuzzy "trust me" math?

Ummm... how about "Jobs Created/Saved as Reported by Federal Contract Recipients."

That's 30,000+ people directly employed under specific federal contracts:

A company receiving  Recovery Act funding through a contract or grant and projects yet to be contracted out (Contracts Up for Bid) may offer job opportunities.

Direct employment like this (i.e., SOCIALISM) is certainly a big part of the stimulus spending, but it's not the whole point.

The point of fiscal stimulus is to pump money back into a shrinking economy to fill the demand gap. That's intended to go well beyond the effects on those employed directly through federal contracts.

You and your crazy big picture.

[Gil Gunderson]

Hey, potential employers!  Are you looking for a hard-working ex-Governor and former Republican Vice Presidential nominee for your multinational organization or energy concern?

Because if you are, Sarah Palin would appreciate a telephone call.

The former Alaska governor has posted her resume on the professional social-networking web site LinkedIn. The service boasts over 45 million users who connect and refer colleagues. Instead of using the Facebook term "friends," LinkedIn users have "connections." Palin had over 500 connections as of Saturday evening.

The URL for Palin's LinkedIn profile uses "/governorpalin" despite the fact that Palin resigned from her job as Alaska's governor in July 2009.

The University of Idaho is the sole education entry on Palin's LinkedIn profile. She does not list the four other institutions she attended before earning her degree.

Real Americans can check out the news here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/18/sarah-palin-linkedin-pali_n_325381.html

[Chuck to Chuck]

Hey, potential employers!  Are you looking for a hard-working ex-Governor and former Republican Vice Presidential nominee for your multinational organization or energy concern?

Because if you are, Sarah Palin would appreciate a telephone call.

The former Alaska governor has posted her resume on the professional social-networking web site LinkedIn. The service boasts over 45 million users who connect and refer colleagues. Instead of using the Facebook term "friends," LinkedIn users have "connections." Palin had over 500 connections as of Saturday evening.

The URL for Palin's LinkedIn profile uses "/governorpalin" despite the fact that Palin resigned from her job as Alaska's governor in July 2009.

The University of Idaho is the sole education entry on Palin's LinkedIn profile. She does not list the four other institutions she attended before earning her degree.

Real Americans can check out the news here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/18/sarah-palin-linkedin-pali_n_325381.html

You know, it's a short trip from Sarah Palin to Richard Heene.

[Brownie]

Hey, potential employers!  Are you looking for a hard-working ex-Governor and former Republican Vice Presidential nominee for your multinational organization or energy concern?

Because if you are, Sarah Palin would appreciate a telephone call.

The former Alaska governor has posted her resume on the professional social-networking web site LinkedIn. The service boasts over 45 million users who connect and refer colleagues. Instead of using the Facebook term "friends," LinkedIn users have "connections." Palin had over 500 connections as of Saturday evening.

The URL for Palin's LinkedIn profile uses "/governorpalin" despite the fact that Palin resigned from her job as Alaska's governor in July 2009.

The University of Idaho is the sole education entry on Palin's LinkedIn profile. She does not list the four other institutions she attended before earning her degree.

Real Americans can check out the news here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/18/sarah-palin-linkedin-pali_n_325381.html

So, are we to assume that our President is looking around for work as well?

[Chuck to Chuck]

So, are we to assume that our President is looking around for work as well?

I don't think Barry is hiding his resume and claiming titles he no longer has.

[Gil Gunderson]

So, are we to assume that our President is looking around for work as well?

I don't think Barry is hiding his resume and claiming titles he no longer has.

No, he's just hiding his birth certificate, amiright?

[Quality Start Machine]

So, are we to assume that our President is looking around for work as well?

I don't think Barry is hiding his resume and claiming titles he no longer has.

In fairness, unless you're removed from office, you're always "Governor". If Sarah called herself "Ambassador", we'd have an issue.

[Chuck to Chuck]

So, are we to assume that our President is looking around for work as well?

I don't think Barry is hiding his resume and claiming titles he no longer has.

In fairness, unless you're removed from office, you're always "Governor". If Sarah called herself "Ambassador", we'd have an issue.

Only Russia.

[Gil Gunderson]

So, are we to assume that our President is looking around for work as well?

I don't think Barry is hiding his resume and claiming titles he no longer has.

In fairness, unless you're removed from office, you're always "Governor". If Sarah called herself "Ambassador", we'd have an issue.

In fairness, she should really put down the six different schools she went to as well.

[Quality Start Machine]

So, are we to assume that our President is looking around for work as well?

I don't think Barry is hiding his resume and claiming titles he no longer has.

In fairness, unless you're removed from office, you're always "Governor". If Sarah called herself "Ambassador", we'd have an issue.

In fairness, she should really put down the six different schools she went to as well.

Her attendance was put-down enough...amiright???

[R-V]

White people save money like this, Jews save shekels like THIS.

Two South Carolina County Republican Party chairmen stepped up to rebut criticism of Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) in a newspaper editorial Sunday.After a Democratic state senator wrote in The State that DeMint didn't bring enough money back home, Bamberg County GOP Chairman Edwin Merwin and Orangeburg County GOP Chairman James Ulmer responded that he was just looking after the nation's pennies -- like a Jew would.

"There is a saying that the Jews who are wealthy got that way not by watching dollars, but instead by taking care of the pennies and the dollars taking care of themselves," Ulmer and Merwin wrote in a joint letter published by The Times and Democrat. "By not using earmarks to fund projects for South Carolina and instead using actual bills, DeMint is watching our nation's pennies and trying to preserve our country's wealth and our economy's viability to give all an opportunity to succeed."

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

White people save money like this, Jews save shekels like THIS.

Two South Carolina County Republican Party chairmen stepped up to rebut criticism of Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) in a newspaper editorial Sunday.After a Democratic state senator wrote in The State that DeMint didn't bring enough money back home, Bamberg County GOP Chairman Edwin Merwin and Orangeburg County GOP Chairman James Ulmer responded that he was just looking after the nation's pennies -- like a Jew would.

"There is a saying that the Jews who are wealthy got that way not by watching dollars, but instead by taking care of the pennies and the dollars taking care of themselves," Ulmer and Merwin wrote in a joint letter published by The Times and Democrat. "By not using earmarks to fund projects for South Carolina and instead using actual bills, DeMint is watching our nation's pennies and trying to preserve our country's wealth and our economy's viability to give all an opportunity to succeed."

They're just saying them Heebs is good with money.

IT'S NOT PREJUDICE IF IT'S GOOD!!!

[Chuck to Chuck]

White people save money like this, Jews save shekels like THIS.

Two South Carolina County Republican Party chairmen stepped up to rebut criticism of Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) in a newspaper editorial Sunday.After a Democratic state senator wrote in The State that DeMint didn't bring enough money back home, Bamberg County GOP Chairman Edwin Merwin and Orangeburg County GOP Chairman James Ulmer responded that he was just looking after the nation's pennies -- like a Jew would.

"There is a saying that the Jews who are wealthy got that way not by watching dollars, but instead by taking care of the pennies and the dollars taking care of themselves," Ulmer and Merwin wrote in a joint letter published by The Times and Democrat. "By not using earmarks to fund projects for South Carolina and instead using actual bills, DeMint is watching our nation's pennies and trying to preserve our country's wealth and our economy's viability to give all an opportunity to succeed."

They're just saying them Heebs is good with money.

IT'S NOT PREJUDICE IF IT'S GOOD!!!

I should go get a job at a bank.

[Slaky]

White people save money like this, Jews save shekels like THIS.

Two South Carolina County Republican Party chairmen stepped up to rebut criticism of Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) in a newspaper editorial Sunday.After a Democratic state senator wrote in The State that DeMint didn't bring enough money back home, Bamberg County GOP Chairman Edwin Merwin and Orangeburg County GOP Chairman James Ulmer responded that he was just looking after the nation's pennies -- like a Jew would.

"There is a saying that the Jews who are wealthy got that way not by watching dollars, but instead by taking care of the pennies and the dollars taking care of themselves," Ulmer and Merwin wrote in a joint letter published by The Times and Democrat. "By not using earmarks to fund projects for South Carolina and instead using actual bills, DeMint is watching our nation's pennies and trying to preserve our country's wealth and our economy's viability to give all an opportunity to succeed."

They're just saying them Heebs is good with money.

IT'S NOT PREJUDICE IF IT'S GOOD!!!

Appropriately enough I watched Schindler's List last night. There was some Joo hatin' going on let me tell you.

[World B Free]

So, are we to assume that our President is looking around for work as well?

I don't think Barry is hiding his resume and claiming titles he no longer has.

In fairness, unless you're removed from office, you're always "Governor". If Sarah called herself "Ambassador", we'd have an issue.

Impeached former Governor versus Resigned from office former Governor?  I don't know.  Either way you're out of a job.