The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[World B Free]

I wanted to get back to this prosperity gospel stuff.  What the hell was that?  god tells you to buy a house and you buy the most unaffordable one?  Where did working hard and saving suddenly go?

What about the "camel through a needle's eye" thing, or Jesus and the moneychangers?

Maybe these people need to do more than read the Cliff's Notes to the Bible.

I'd probably go with the moneychangers at the temple.  I'd rather see some old testament god's vengence though.  This new generation of christian television preachers are a scary bunch.

[Quality Start Machine]

She's got a nice pair a stems.

I want to put my man stem between her gams, inside her lady cave.

I'd make her Democrat By Injection.

[R-V]

I wanted to get back to this prosperity gospel stuff.  What the hell was that?  god tells you to buy a house and you buy the most unaffordable one?  Where did working hard and saving suddenly go?

Step 1: Give 10% of my income to the church.

Step 2: Pray real hard.

Step 3: Buy a sweet house with the help of my pastor/loan officer.


Step 9: I'm rich!!!

[Powdered Toast Man]

She's got a nice pair a stems.

I want to put my man stem between her gams, inside her lady cave.

I'd make her Democrat By Injection.

Only if you want to make her dumber.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

http://www.cnngo.com/tokyo/none/obamu-obama-gets-his-own-imaginary-verb-895834

In 1992, shortly after getting trounced by Emperor Akihito in tennis, the first President Bush went to a state dinner in Tokyo and made world headlines by throwing up. Though the event has faded from memory, there was apparently once a word, "bushu suru," meaning "to do the Bush thing" -- i.e. vomit in public.

Three administrations later, it looks as though another American president has been honored with an eponymous entry in the Japanese lexicon -- this time under far more favorable circumstances. Bill Sakovitch wrote on his Ampontan blog last month about recent sightings of the Japanese verb "obamu" (オバむ), meaning "to proceed optimistically despite challenging obstacles."

The word is first and foremost a pun on the verb "kobamu" (拒む), meaning "to refuse, reject." Obamu is essentially a proposed antonym for this negatively nuanced verb.

[Slaky]

I wanted to get back to this prosperity gospel stuff.  What the hell was that?  god tells you to buy a house and you buy the most unaffordable one?  Where did working hard and saving suddenly go?

What about the "camel through a needle's eye" thing, or Jesus and the moneychangers?

Maybe these people need to do more than read the Cliff's Notes to the Bible.

I saw Jesus and the Moneychangers at the Empty Bottle in 2004. Not bad. The opening band was great, too. Larry David and Hipsters. They had this great song called Oy My Freakin' Back is Killing Me and it's Making It Hard to Kvell.

[Philberto]

She's got a nice pair a stems.

I want to put my man stem between her gams, inside her lady cave.

I'd make her Democrat By Injection.

Only if you want to make her dumber.

She just needs to do porn.. And by porn, I mean her daughter, her, IAN, and I need to make a sex tape that gets leaked to the internet. It would be the best fucking thing in the history of the interwebs.

[Quality Start Machine]

She's got a nice pair a stems.

I want to put my man stem between her gams, inside her lady cave.

I'd make her Democrat By Injection.

Only if you want to make her dumber.

That's beyond my realm of capabilities.

[flannj]

That's a picture that's perfectly acceptable in the context of a running magazine but seems like an odd choice in a political article.

This.

Let's not play dumb. This is patently transparent, and a retarded fucking photo to boot...



(JO fodder for Yeti.)

Schaaaawinngg!

This picture creeps me out, her hotness has faded for me. A lot.
I'm probably the only one that feels this way but I just can't see beyond my intense dislike for this woman and the vapid, uninformed crap she spews.
I'm not sure I could even manage a hate fuck.

[Powdered Toast Man]

She's got a nice pair a stems.

I want to put my man stem between her gams, inside her lady cave.

I'd make her Democrat By Injection.

Only if you want to make her dumber.

She just needs to do porn.. And by porn, I mean her daughter, her, IAN, and I need to make a sex tape that gets leaked to the internet. It would be the best fucking thing in the history of the interwebs.

I've already contacted Reality Kings.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm probably the only one that feels this way but I just can't see beyond my intense dislike for this woman and the vapid, uninformed crap she spews.
I not sure I could even manage a hate fuck.

The thing is, she's irrelevant.

There's nobody who is undecided about her, which (unless you're well-liked) is death in politics.

All she can do for the GOP is rev up the base, which is exactly what she does for the Democrats as well.

[Eli]

She just needs to do porn.. And by porn, I mean her daughter, her, IAN, and I need to make a sex tape that gets leaked to the internet. It would be the best fucking thing in the history of the interwebs.

I think "the best fucking thing in the history of the interwebs" has to be something people would actually want to see.

[Richard Chuggar]

She just needs to do porn.. And by porn, I mean her daughter, her, IAN, and I need to make a sex tape that gets leaked to the internet. It would be the best fucking thing in the history of the interwebs.

I think "the best fucking thing in the history of the interwebs" has to be something people would actually want to see.

What about the Turley sex tape?

[Philberto]

She just needs to do porn.. And by porn, I mean her daughter, her, IAN, and I need to make a sex tape that gets leaked to the internet. It would be the best fucking thing in the history of the interwebs.

I think "the best fucking thing in the history of the interwebs" has to be something people would actually want to see.

You don't want to see IAN and I's balls bouncing off of each other below Sarah's taint? You must be a homosecks.

[R-V]

This:

If you don't think a bill should become law, then it is arguably your responsibility to do everything in your power to keep it from becoming law. But if that's really how the Senate is going to work from here on out, we should actually change the Senate rules to require 60 votes for the passage of any bill. Let's end the confusion of the filibuster and the attempts to use budget reconciliation and the illegitimacy of procedural holds and the primacy of cloture votes and all the rest of it. If the Senate is to be a 60-vote body, let's have that debate, spin out the implications, and decide to change the rules of the place to make it a 60-vote body. But let's end the embarrassment of the United States Senate functioning off the implications of a procedural loophole rather than the majority vote that its designers intended.

The filibuster sucks. Would anyone here have a problem with passing a law that abolishes the filibuster in, say, 2020? That way it doesn't just benefit the party currently in power, and we could actually see some legislating instead of becoming California.