The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[CT III]

I am looking at you Nancy and Obama.

I'm sure they're their fucking terrified. 

I am the lowest form of life...

[Slaky]

I am looking at you Nancy and Obama.

I'm sure they're their there fucking terrified. 

I am the lowest form of life...

Come on, let's just use them all'd.

[flannj]

I am looking at you Nancy and Obama.

I'm sure they're their fucking terrified.  

I am the lowest form of life...

Intrepid Reader: Inigo Montoya

"I do not think it means what you think it means."

[Oleg]

I'm just trying to wrap my brain around MikeC's amazement that a labor union would endorse a Democrat.

[BH]

I'm just trying to wrap my brain around MikeC's amazement that a labor union would would've endorsed a Democrat.

Translated.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I'm just trying to wrap my brain around MikeC's amazement that a labor union would endorse a Democrat.

I'm trying to figure out whether he's pro- or anti-O-Commu-Care.

[Ivy6]

I'm just trying to wrap my brain around MikeC's amazement that a labor union would would've would of endorsed a Democrat.

Translated.

[Slaky]

I'm annoyed.

[R-V]

I'm annoyed.

Cost of Iraq war (and this estimate is almost 2 years old), with no revenue offsets: $3 trillion

Cost of health care reform, completely offset (and then some): less than $1 trillion

Priorities!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I'm annoyed.

WASHINGTON - The Obama administration plans to ask Congress for an additional $33 billion to fight unpopular wars in Afghanistan and Iraq on top of a record request for $708 billion for the Defense Department next year, The Associated Press has learned.

Whatever became of those UNPRECEDENTED DEFENSE DEPARTMENT BUDGET CUTS?

How can this be twisted to show how much Obama hates the troops?

[Yeti]

I'm annoyed.

WASHINGTON - The Obama administration plans to ask Congress for an additional $33 billion to fight unpopular wars in Afghanistan and Iraq on top of a record request for $708 billion for the Defense Department next year, The Associated Press has learned.

Whatever became of those UNPRECEDENTED DEFENSE DEPARTMENT BUDGET CUTS?

How can this be twisted to show how much Obama hates the troops?

Easily... He wants to extend the war so they have more chances to get killed..

Any other questions?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Ed Anger or Glenn Beck?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/glennanger,0,2567014,post.triviaquiz

[Wheezer]

Ed Anger or Glenn Beck?

Pat Robertson.

[ChuckD]

Ed Anger or Glenn Beck?

Pat Robertson.

Why settle for Pat Robertson when Molly Shephard gives you such a better tits/crazy ratio?

[Wheezer]

Ed Anger or Glenn Beck?

Pat Robertson.

Why settle for Pat Robertson when Molly Shephard gives you such a better tits/crazy ratio?

Too much crazy for my delicate state of mind. I did think this one was kind of pithy, though:

aley08 @mollymshephard I hope you choke on a Black dick, and if you're lucky, a monkey will throw shit on you