Video Game Deals

[Kermit, B.]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

[Weebs]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

So he isn't getting the game?  If so, I'll be happy to purchase it from you.

[Quality Start Machine]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

How much time did you have to spend on the pole to get 10 tips?

[Pre]

How much time did you have to spend on the pole to get 10 tips?

I don't know about BK, but for me it's about 20 minutes of communal dance for each
individual back room dance.  So it's about 3 hours, 20 minutes of dance time to see 10 tips.

I get a hell of a lot more than $10 for it, though.

[Quality Start Machine]

How much time did you have to spend on the pole to get 10 tips?

I don't know about BK, but for me it's about 20 minutes of communal dance for each
individual back room dance.  So it's about 3 hours, 20 minutes of dance time to see 10 tips.

I get a hell of a lot more than $10 for it, though.

I'd pay $20 to watch you run.

[TDubbs]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

Mom's Basement finally brings me joy that doesn't involve making fun of NerdWeebs.

FUCK YEAH KERM!!!!!!  TITTY BARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  JAEGER BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quality Start Machine]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

Mom's Basement finally brings me joy that doesn't involve making fun of NerdWeebs.

FUCK YEAH KERM!!!!!!  TITTY BARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  JAEGER BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!

TDubbs, you should see about getting a transfer nearer the airport.

[Kermit, B.]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

So he isn't getting the game?  If so, I'll be happy to purchase it from you.

Huh?  No, he gave me $10, and I gave him the game.  End of transaction.

[missvalerie]

It's your story Kermit.

[5laky]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

So he isn't getting the game?  If so, I'll be happy to purchase it from you.

Huh?  No, he gave me $10, and I gave him the game.  End of transaction.

We do not need to bring ink and paper into this.

[Weebs]

It's your story Kermit.

Girl in the basement!  Girl in the basement!

[missvalerie]

Weebs I've been here before. 

[Kermit, B.]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

So he isn't getting the game?  If so, I'll be happy to purchase it from you.

Huh?  No, he gave me $10, and I gave him the game.  End of transaction.

We do not need to bring ink and paper into this.

I can't imagine a situation where I would ever need to prove I bought a doughnut.

[*In a Nutsack]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

So he isn't getting the game?  If so, I'll be happy to purchase it from you.

Huh?  No, he gave me $10, and I gave him the game.  End of transaction.

We do not need to bring ink and paper into this.

I can't imagine a situation where I would ever need to prove I bought a doughnut.

What if you worked for Jim Hendry?

[Quality Start Machine]

Ninja Gaiden II for the 360 is at Best Buy for $10, but shipping isn't available, and the only store I could find it out by me was in North Aurora.

Thank you sir. I'm getting it right now.

Well, don't get it in North Aurora.  There were only 2 left, and I picked one up for me and one up for one of my buddies.  Let's just call him "Bill."

First the hockey tickets and now this.  You'll never learn.

I already got my $10 back from him.  In singles.  Looks like we're hitting the strip club after Shitty's on Friday.

So he isn't getting the game?  If so, I'll be happy to purchase it from you.

Huh?  No, he gave me $10, and I gave him the game.  End of transaction.

We do not need to bring ink and paper into this.

I can't imagine a situation where I would ever need to prove I bought a doughnut.

What if you worked for Jim Hendry?

BEER AND PUSSY!