Who's a Hall of Famer?

[Chuck to Chuck]

That nasally douche Brian Paruck was killing a half hour last night on the Score, and he decided that by leading the list of players who have made the most outs:

Pete Rose, Hank Aaron, Rickey Henderson, Willie Mays, etc. that he was proving that the Sabermetric idea that avoiding outs is the most important thing was crap.  "Because hey, the best players in history made the most outs!"

I don't know how you even mount an argument against this lunacy.

Steven Hawking never made any outs in the MLB; ergo, he was the best player ever.

No one has ever shot a lower score than what I shot on a golf course this year.  I'm the best golfer ever, right?

And, since the point of golf is to hit the ball as few times as possible, doesn't that mean the best thing to do is not to play at all?

[CBStew]

Dawson said. "I did what I had to do to play and get 20 years under my belt. I look back on it and I wouldn't do it any other way. I didn't need (steroids) in my body; I was blessed and talented and I took advantage of that."


Hmmm.  That is not an unequivocal denial, is it?

[Pre]

Dawson said. "I did what I had to do to play and get 20 years under my belt. I look back on it and I wouldn't do it any other way. I didn't need (steroids) in my body; I was blessed and talented and I took advantage of that."


Hmmm.  That is not an unequivocal denial, is it?

Sounds more like omitting all the pain killers (and possibly amphetamines since most players were taking them) tactfully to me.

[BH]

Dawson going in as an Expo, even though he wants to go in as a Cub.

[MAD]

He should go in as an Expo.  Goddamnit, I'm no Expos fan, but would it kill the league to have a reminder that an historic franchise existed, and that it wasn't represented solely by that smirking cock Gary Carter?

[Slaky]

He should go in as an Expo.  Goddamnit, I'm no Expos fan, but would it kill the league to have a reminder that an historic franchise existed, and that it wasn't represented solely by that smirking cock Gary Carter?

I'm reminded of El Presidente. That guy was awesome.

[Quality Start Machine]

Ellis Valentine was the fucking balls until he took a pitch to the face.

[Kermit IV]

Delino DeShields.

Wait, wrong thread.

[MAD]

He should go in as an Expo.  Goddamnit, I'm no Expos fan, but would it kill the league to have a reminder that an historic franchise existed, and that it wasn't represented solely by that smirking cock Gary Carter?

I'm reminded of El Presidente. That guy was awesome.

Nice segue into the topic at hand, Slak.

D.  Martinez. para indúcion...el no es no Blyleven, claro, pero tenga muchos ganarones, y trenta "shutouts" y fue muy importante para las personas se viden en la Americana Latina.

Discúten.

[powen01]

He should go in as an Expo.  Goddamnit, I'm no Expos fan, but would it kill the league to have a reminder that an historic franchise existed, and that it wasn't represented solely by that smirking cock Gary Carter?

I'm reminded of El Presidente. That guy was awesome.

Nice segue into the topic at hand, Slak.

D.  Martinez. para indúcion...el no es no Blyleven, claro, pero tenga muchos ganarones, y trenta "shutouts" y fue muy importante para las personas se viden en la Americana Latina.

Discúten.

El Hall of Fame me puede chupar los huevos.  Andre Dawson con el gorro de los Expos?  La puta que les pario!

[MAD]

He should go in as an Expo.  Goddamnit, I'm no Expos fan, but would it kill the league to have a reminder that an historic franchise existed, and that it wasn't represented solely by that smirking cock Gary Carter?

I'm reminded of El Presidente. That guy was awesome.

Nice segue into the topic at hand, Slak.

D.  Martinez. para indúcion...el no es no Blyleven, claro, pero tenga muchos ganarones, y trenta "shutouts" y fue muy importante para las personas se viden en la Americana Latina.

Discúten.

El Hall of Fame me puede chupar los huevos.  Andre Dawson con el gorro de los Expos?  La puta que les pario!

You quiero comer carne de crab con usted y juegan los trenes.

(no homo).

[Gil Gunderson]

He should go in as an Expo.  Goddamnit, I'm no Expos fan, but would it kill the league to have a reminder that an historic franchise existed, and that it wasn't represented solely by that smirking cock Gary Carter?

I'm reminded of El Presidente. That guy was awesome.

Nice segue into the topic at hand, Slak.

D.  Martinez. para indúcion...el no es no Blyleven, claro, pero tenga muchos ganarones, y trenta "shutouts" y fue muy importante para las personas se viden en la Americana Latina.

Discúten.

El Hall of Fame me puede chupar los huevos.  Andre Dawson con el gorro de los Expos?  La puta que les pario!

You quiero comer carne de crab con usted y juegan los trenes.

(no homo).

Que?

[Jon]

He should go in as an Expo.  Goddamnit, I'm no Expos fan, but would it kill the league to have a reminder that an historic franchise existed, and that it wasn't represented solely by that smirking cock Gary Carter?

I'm reminded of El Presidente. That guy was awesome.

Nice segue into the topic at hand, Slak.

D.  Martinez. para indúcion...el no es no Blyleven, claro, pero tenga muchos ganarones, y trenta "shutouts" y fue muy importante para las personas se viden en la Americana Latina.

Discúten.

El Hall of Fame me puede chupar los huevos.  Andre Dawson con el gorro de los Expos?  La puta que les pario!

You quiero comer carne de crab con usted y juegan los trenes.

(no homo).

Que?

Quieres JO en el vórtice?

[CT III]

He should go in as an Expo.  Goddamnit, I'm no Expos fan, but would it kill the league to have a reminder that an historic franchise existed, and that it wasn't represented solely by that smirking cock Gary Carter?

I'm reminded of El Presidente. That guy was awesome.

Nice segue into the topic at hand, Slak.

D.  Martinez. para indúcion...el no es no Blyleven, claro, pero tenga muchos ganarones, y trenta "shutouts" y fue muy importante para las personas se viden en la Americana Latina.

Discúten.

El Hall of Fame me puede chupar los huevos.  Andre Dawson con el gorro de los Expos?  La puta que les pario!

You quiero comer carne de crab con usted y juegan los trenes.

(no homo).

Que?

Quieres JO en el vórtice?

This is AMERICA, talk AMERICAN.

[Canadouche]

He should go in as an Expo.  Goddamnit, I'm no Expos fan, but would it kill the league to have a reminder that an historic franchise existed, and that it wasn't represented solely by that smirking cock Gary Carter?

I'm reminded of El Presidente. That guy was awesome.

Nice segue into the topic at hand, Slak.

D.  Martinez. para indúcion...el no es no Blyleven, claro, pero tenga muchos ganarones, y trenta "shutouts" y fue muy importante para las personas se viden en la Americana Latina.

Discúten.

El Hall of Fame me puede chupar los huevos.  Andre Dawson con el gorro de los Expos?  La puta que les pario!

You quiero comer carne de crab con usted y juegan los trenes.

(no homo).

Que?

Quieres JO en el vórtice?

Personne à Montréal ne s'inquiète des Expos, et les ressortissants tournés par expos ne s'inquiètent pas de leurs anciens joueurs de Montréal. Honorant une organisation et une ville qui ne s'inquiètent pas au-dessus d'une ville et d'un joueur que les soins est passionément ridicule.