Arrested Development

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

[Gilgamesh]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

[Saul Goodman]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

[Slaky]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

Fun has a guitarist? Fun dated these people?

I hate Fun more now than I did before and that was fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

[Saul Goodman]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

Fun has a guitarist? Fun dated these people?

I hate Fun more now than I did before and that was fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

Sooooo cute together.

[Tonker]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

Fun has a guitarist? Fun dated these people?

I hate Fun more now than I did before and that was fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

Sooooo cute together.

Lordy.  What on Earth is that thing in the yellow sack?

[Slaky]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

Fun has a guitarist? Fun dated these people?

I hate Fun more now than I did before and that was fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

Sooooo cute together.

Lordy.  What on Earth is that thing in the yellow sack?

FUCK

[Gilgamesh]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

Fun has a guitarist? Fun dated these people?

I hate Fun more now than I did before and that was fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

Sooooo cute together.

Lordy.  What on Earth is that thing in the yellow sack?

FUCK

From what I've read and heard (mostly from HuffPo and shit like that), that thing in the yellow sack is the modern embodiment of feminism and the platonic ideal of beauty, all because she has an edgy show on HBO or something.

Personally, she looks hideous to me and her show sounds like a whiny, hipster, female-take on life in New York City.

[Saul Goodman]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

Fun has a guitarist? Fun dated these people?

I hate Fun more now than I did before and that was fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

Sooooo cute together.

Lordy.  What on Earth is that thing in the yellow sack?

To find out, watch her show.  She sheds the sack quite often.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

Fun has a guitarist? Fun dated these people?

I hate Fun more now than I did before and that was fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

Sooooo cute together.

Lordy.  What on Earth is that thing in the yellow sack?

FUCK

Slak wanted Lena all to himself.

[Saul Goodman]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

Fun has a guitarist? Fun dated these people?

I hate Fun more now than I did before and that was fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

Sooooo cute together.

Lordy.  What on Earth is that thing in the yellow sack?

FUCK

Slak wanted Lena all to himself.

Don't worry Slak, there's plenty to go around.

[Quality Start Machine]

I still can't get over how good Portia di Rossi looks, either with the short hair or the red hair.

I think she looks anorexic.

I think she looks like she absorbed Christine Taylor. She looked better before.

Yup.

Her forehead does look different, I will say.

The actress who plays Maeby is stacked, by the way.

Alia Shawkat.  How someone could go from dating her to dating Lena Dunham boggles the mind, but that's what Jack Antonoff (bespectacled guitarist from Fun) has done.  Before Alia he dated ... Scarlett Johansson.  Can't wait to see who's next.

Fun has a guitarist? Fun dated these people?

I hate Fun more now than I did before and that was fucking IMPOSSIBLE.

He still hasn't managed to pull the quality of trim the asshole from Counting Crows did.

[Gilgamesh]

Funniest joke of the season in my opinion, and one that I initially didn't see:

[J. Walter Weatherman]

and one that I initially didn't see

Uh... how?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also: I just got up to that episode last night.

By far the best of the season to that point.