Shitty O'Keas

[Richard Chuggar]

double u
tee
eff

Did you wake up with Yeti's arm in your mouth?

TDubbs apparently booted three times before even leaving the Hilton.

I was helicoptering back at the CONDO.  I think I got roofied by that one chick's rum and coke that i held while she tried to get Paul Maholm's autograph

[Bort]

Sounds like I missed some good times.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Morph being approached for an autograph.  Thanks for reminding me of that bit of bizare awesomeness.  I had temporarily blacked it out.

[Bort]

I had temporarily blacked it out.

Now THAT'S the Shitty's experience I (barely) remember.

[Wheezer]

It's probably just as well that they didn't have Malört, given what those atavistic freaks were charging for Wild Turkey.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

double u
tee
eff

Did you wake up with Yeti's arm in your mouth?

TDubbs apparently booted three times before even leaving the Hilton.

I was helicoptering back at the CONDO.  I think I got roofied by that one chick's rum and coke that i held while she tried to get Paul Maholm's autograph

You didn't have to lie about Morph being Paul Maholm, you know. That girl would have let you hang out with her if you'd only asked.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

See also: Anguirus.

[Wheezer]

Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

I believe Yeti got this one. I kept insisting on "handled armadillo" all the same.

[Yeti]

Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

I believe Yeti got this one. I kept insisting on "handled armadillo" all the same.

I thought I.called two of them Spike Tail, including that one. Land Before Time is where It's at. Also, the "uniceratops" threw me

[Wheezer]

Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

I believe Yeti got this one. I kept insisting on "handled armadillo" all the same.

I thought I.called two of them Spike Tail, including that one. Land Before Time is where It's at. Also, the "uniceratops" threw me

Well, somebody got it.

[Internet Apex]

Also... the answer is apparently "Ankylosaurus."

I believe Yeti got this one. I kept insisting on "handled armadillo" all the same.

I thought I.called two of them Spike Tail, including that one. Land Before Time is where It's at. Also, the "uniceratops" threw me

Well, somebody got it.

Van is so fucking money and he doesn't even know it.

[Kermit IV]

Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.

[Wheezer]

Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.

Was it XP or XP Pro?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.

Pretty sure the picture was taken with your phone.  God I hope you didn't erase it.

[Kermit IV]

Dammit, we need stories.

All I've got is that picture Morph tweeted of Wheezer winning at arm wrestling.

I just want to know if Kermit eventually broke Paul Sullivan's computer.

Also, the picture of Kerm wearing Sullivan's vagrant clothes might make me laugh every time I see it for the rest of my life.

I really need a copy of that picture.  Sully's computer was the most terrible thing to come from the Tribune since Steve Rosenbloom.  I would have been doing him a FAVOR if I broke it.

Pretty sure the picture was taken with your phone.  God I hope you didn't erase it.

It's super-blurry, sadly.  I was hoping there was another one.  Anyhow, here's this terrifying one.  I can't believe I fit into his jacket.



Also, I think the guy behind me is the baby we'll see in 9 months after Yeti and TDubbs' tryst.