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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #135 on: January 19, 2009, 04:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 03:49:25 PM
Quote from: Mike Douche on January 19, 2009, 03:11:18 PM
I was told to get my drinks on the Gitles tab.  I was very ANGRY to play along on the Fletch/Mr. ANGRY joke but as it took me 10 minutes to finally get the bartender's attention, I ended up ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY.
Or so I hear'd.



Somebody get this man back to the Shoutbox, stat.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #136 on: January 19, 2009, 06:36:04 PM »
You think I'm angry now?  Wait until you get me bowling.  I fucking HATE bowling pins.

In short, I'm definitely down with bowling.  Make it happen, 'Pex.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #137 on: January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM »
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #138 on: January 19, 2009, 07:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.

He can read minds?!
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #139 on: January 19, 2009, 08:38:03 PM »
Quote from: Weebs on January 19, 2009, 07:17:10 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.

He can read minds?!
[fork]Well, Oleg's is a leaflet.


Because he is little.[/fork]
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #140 on: January 20, 2009, 04:06:31 AM »
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 08:38:03 PM
Quote from: Weebs on January 19, 2009, 07:17:10 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.

He can read minds?!
[fork]Well, Oleg's is a leaflet.


Because he is little.[/fork]

I think I get thi.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #141 on: January 20, 2009, 05:28:27 AM »
Quote from: Jon on January 19, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
If I bowl, I better use an 8 pound pink ball so Fork doesn't suffer cognitive dissonance.

believe me, if I see you handling big black balls, I'll just think you're in Visanthe mode.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #142 on: January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM »
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #143 on: January 20, 2009, 10:05:45 AM »
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

Kermit's his BFF.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #144 on: January 20, 2009, 10:06:42 AM »
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

I choose to use my powers for good, not evil.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #145 on: January 20, 2009, 10:11:06 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 20, 2009, 10:06:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

I choose to use my powers for good, not evil.

Too bad, since your proximity to the target area would make you the prime candidate for administration of a nut shot.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #146 on: January 20, 2009, 10:13:01 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 20, 2009, 10:06:42 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

I choose to use my powers for good, not evil.

Only because you were physically restrained/unable.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #147 on: January 20, 2009, 10:49:54 AM »
Quote from: butthead on January 20, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

Kermit's his BFF.

He led off the night by telling me he's donating all the profits from those stupid signs to the [Santo] search for the cure in support of the resolution of the disease commonly known as kid cancer [/Santo].  It sort of took me out of "mortal enemy" mode.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #148 on: January 20, 2009, 10:50:43 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:49:54 AM
Quote from: butthead on January 20, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
So are you guys all friends with John Murray now?  I didn't see even ONE photo on Facebook of someone punching him.

Kermit's his BFF.

He led off the night by telling me he's donating all the profits from those stupid signs to the [Santo] search for the cure in support of the resolution of the disease commonly known as kid cancer [/Santo].  It sort of took me out of "mortal enemy" mode.

fuck him, I would have asked to see the receipts.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #149 on: January 20, 2009, 10:52:31 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 20, 2009, 10:49:54 AM
He led off the night by telling me he's donating all the profits from those stupid signs to the [Santo] search for the cure in support of the resolution of the disease commonly known as kid cancer [/Santo].  It sort of took me out of "mortal enemy" mode.
That explains the JDRF logo on all the signs.
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