Shitty O'Keas

[TDubbs]

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

So...lots of Whitesnake?

I can set up empty 2-liters in my CONDO?

[Pre]

So...lots of Whitesnake?

The Pixies and The Kinks come to mind from last time I was there, but it's been a while.

You bring the Foreigner albums, though, and I'll bring the turn table.

[Internet Apex]

Heh.  Dubbs reminds me of  Trixie I worked with back in 1996.  Polynesian girl from Palatine or somewhere.  Probably a Fremd grad.  At the time I was living at Southport and Grace, which was the closest I've ever lived to the lake in 13 years of living in the city.  When I told her I lived on Southport, she crinkled her nose and asked, "Where's Southport?".  I told her "2 blocks east of Ashland" and she responded with "Ewww.  Ashland.  I never go that far.

This story is so great that I think it should be an epitaph on your tombstone.

I just want to be alive to read it.

Pic?

[Wheezer]

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

MUSIC?  In a BOWLING ALLEY?  I don't know what this country's coming to.

Lawn Bowl (and lounge) down by Midway Airport was a groovy spot many years ago.  I once showed up there with a head full of acid while wearing a velour paisley skirt, and nobody batted an eyelash.

[5laky]

Diversey Bowl is awesome.  However, it's one drawback is that it's not really near any public transportation.  I'm just sayin'.

Only if you're afraid of buses.  I live right by it, so I like the idea.  Most nights the music is pretty good.

MUSIC?  In a BOWLING ALLEY?  I don't know what this country's coming to.

Lawn Bowl (and lounge) down by Midway Airport was a groovy spot many years ago.  I once showed up there with a head full of acid while wearing a velour paisley skirt, and nobody batted an eyelash.

Once when? Tuesday night? 40 years ago? You are a beautiful enigma.

[Tank]

I'll say another thing in favor of Lincoln Lanes: if we plan this thing far enough ahead of time, RV will find himself with exactly zero excuses for missing out.

[Wheezer]

Once when? Tuesday night? 40 years ago? You are a beautiful enigma.

Probably 1987.  I do have a hard time imagining bowling without tobacco in this "modern" era.

[Oleg]

Once when? Tuesday night? 40 years ago? You are a beautiful enigma.

Probably 1987.  I do have a hard time imagining bowling without "tobacco" in this modern era.

One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

[RV]

I'll say another thing in favor of Lincoln Lanes: if we plan this thing far enough ahead of time, RV will find himself with exactly zero excuses for missing out.

I have chemo on whatever night this happens. Jerk.

[Wheezer]

One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.

[Tonker]

One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.

Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

[powen01]

One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.

Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

[Tank]

One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.

Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

[5laky]

One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.

Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

It's like no one here has ever read Roger Williams' writings before.

[Jon]

One quote switch and it's a whole new meaning, huh?

Bowling, leg-wrestling, and knight-errantry ("a most chuckle-headed trade") are separate purfuits.

Purfuits?  Wheezer, I love you.

I had to google that just to figure out if it was a word I had never heard or if it was just spelled incorrectly/purposefully.  I still don't know where I am either. 

It was a typo.

Wheezer clearly meant to type "purſuits," not "purfuits."

Didn't Wheezer call me out for doing the same thing a few months back in the Marlon Brando Clusterpaul?