Shitty O'Keas

[Quality Start Machine]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures

Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

JOn looks like this:

And that was the clearest photo.

I believe this was:



We get some nice side-JOn.

I like Thrill's drunken Riverdance.

That was when the 50 year old Irish guys came on and played horrible music.

What?
I played the Black Crowes?

You guys should've got them to play the theme from "The Dukes of Hazzard".

My vote is "Devil Went Down To Georgia."

Is MissValerie the girl Oleg is making out with?

No, MissVal is the one not paying attention to the RiverDAN.

That's not Dolan back there?

[Pre]

The following people should check in in the next 48 hours.  If they don't, they're probably trapped
in some dude's rape cave and we should either send someone to find them or all giggle a lot:
Bad Kermit
Oleg
Mike D
Chuck D (i'm kidding on this one, but the others are probably already dead).

I apologize in advance to Mike Douche's family, after catching him as he fell down the steps to
the red line I should not have abandoned him on the train at Belmont, but here we are.  I would
like to note for posterity that his last words to me were calling out Oleg for not hooking him up
w/ something we'll not discuss but won't surprise (possibly dudes).

Also, Morp should win some kind of wing man of the century award and should not be penalized
that his amazing efforts were blown by the Maverick of the outing.  Said Maverick might be an Ice
Man, if you know what I mean.  (I mean homo gay if you don't know what I meant.)

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

That's weird.

[flannj]

The following people should check in in the next 48 hours.  If they don't, they're probably trapped
in some dude's rape cave and we should either send someone to find them or all giggle a lot:
Bad Kermit
Oleg
Mike D
Chuck D (i'm kidding on this one, but the others are probably already dead).

I apologize in advance to Mike Douche's family, after catching him as he fell down the steps to
the red line I should not have abandoned him on the train at Belmont, but here we are.  I would
like to note for posterity that his last words to me were calling out Oleg for not hooking him up
w/ something we'll not discuss but won't surprise (possibly dudes).

Also, Morp should win some kind of wing man of the century award and should not be penalized
that his amazing efforts were blown by the Maverick of the outing.  Said Maverick might be an Ice
Man, if you know what I mean.  (I mean homo gay if you don't know what I meant.)

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

That's weird.

All of you...

GO TO BED.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

[Weebs]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

There was nearly a ruckus right before we left when that cockblocking hippie douche with the backpack and Steal Your Face hat decided he didn't appreciate Jon asking him what he was doing there.

He also informed me that I'm not a "real Cubs fan" after I bad-mouthed the Bradley-Silva trade. Incidentally, this is the same dude I had heard earlier asking another man if he was a Cubs fan at the Kitty O'Shea's urinals.

[ChuckD]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

There was nearly a ruckus right before we left when that cockblocking hippie douche with the backpack and Steal Your Face hat decided he didn't appreciate Jon asking him what he was doing there.

He also informed me that I'm not a "real Cubs fan" after I bad-mouthed the Bradley-Silva trade. Incidentally, this is the same dude I had heard earlier asking another man if he was a Cubs fan at the Kitty O'Shea's urinals.

Steal your face? Was it PenFoe?

Were there any Weezer sightings?

[Weebs]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

There was nearly a ruckus right before we left when that cockblocking hippie douche with the backpack and Steal Your Face hat decided he didn't appreciate Jon asking him what he was doing there.

He also informed me that I'm not a "real Cubs fan" after I bad-mouthed the Bradley-Silva trade. Incidentally, this is the same dude I had heard earlier asking another man if he was a Cubs fan at the Kitty O'Shea's urinals.

I must have missed a lot after I left.

Steal your face? Was it PenFoe?

Were there any Weezer sightings?

Yes there were.  I have photographic evidence.  It will be made available to the public soon enough.

[MAD]

I think I'm still drunk.

I apologize in advance to Mike Douche's family, after catching him as he fell down the steps to
the red line I should not have abandoned him on the train at Belmont,

I don't remember falling down the stairs and wasn't sure if I dreamt that I had ridden the train with you or if it really happened.  I suppose this confirms it.

[Richard Chuggar]

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO HELL

[Tony]

Watching Weezer explain where Hyde Park is to TDubbs was my highlight of the night. Weezer's a good guy. Glad he made it.

[Oleg]

Yeah, stuff happened.  I'm going back to sleep.

Yeah, that dude in the hat was a douche.  Probably still is.

[Kermit IV]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

As I was leaving the second bar, some dudes wanted to fight me for putting an empty beer bottle on their table as I was leaving.  I laughed, and then Morts dragged me out before I got Powen-stabbed.  Oh, and Morts is, indeed, an excellent wingman.

That was a great time.  I think.

[Weebs]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

As I was leaving the second bar, some dudes wanted to fight me for putting an empty beer bottle on their table as I was leaving.  I laughed, and then Morts dragged me out before I got Powen-stabbed.  Oh, and Morts is, indeed, an excellent wingman.

That was a great time.  I think.

I wondered where you guys went to.  Followed the other married friends to another bar?

[MAD]

Also, Jon is funny.  But then he tried to rip off his button down shirt for some reason, and failed.

I had to physically drag our boy off the L tonight.

Hope he stayed alive.

JOn and MAD get extremely loud when they're drunk, especially JOn.

Also, there was a fight at the bar and it *wasn't* TDubbs.

As I was leaving the second bar, some dudes wanted to fight me for putting an empty beer bottle on their table as I was leaving.  I laughed, and then Morts dragged me out before I got Powen-stabbed.  Oh, and Morts is, indeed, an excellent wingman.

That was a great time.  I think.

I wondered where you guys went to.  Followed the other married friends to another bar?

Where are the pictures?