Shitty O'Keas

[Internet Apex]

DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.

But what about Kitty O'Shea's post-Dubbs, you wet blanket?

How are you planning to get rid of him? 

[Oleg]

The fuck happened to this thread?

Someone gave me an opportunity to turn it into a football thread. My apologies. I'm going to be there next Friday. I know TDubbs is fucking stoked about that.

You still crashing on my couch?

Also, Yeti, I don't think the Nashville road trip is a go.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.

But what about Kitty O'Shea's post-Dubbs, you wet blanket?

How are you planning to get rid of him? 

What, and give SKO a leg up in the Dead Pool?

[Yeti]

The fuck happened to this thread?

Someone gave me an opportunity to turn it into a football thread. My apologies. I'm going to be there next Friday. I know TDubbs is fucking stoked about that.

You still crashing on my couch?

Also, Yeti, I don't think the Nashville road trip is a go.

I suppose that's ok

[Richard Chuggar]

DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.

But what about Kitty O'Shea's post-Dubbs, you wet blanket?

How are you planning to get rid of him? 

OH NO!  Who is going to drink all of the malt liquor in paper bags and make horribly unfunny jokes (we already know Fork isn't coming)???  Darn. Maybe next year bud.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD: I won't be at Dubbsapolooza. Have fung.

But what about Kitty O'Shea's post-Dubbs, you wet blanket?

How are you planning to get rid of him? 

OH NO!  Who is going to drink all of the malt liquor in paper bags and make horribly unfunny jokes (we already know Fork isn't coming)???  Darn. Maybe next year bud.

Sorry, I can't please every dick.

That would make me your mom.

[Pre]

I will be in attendance.

[Oleg]

I will be in attendance.

Shut up Paul...hey, wait!

You think you can just waltz in here after being absent for howmany ever months and just come out to a Desipio shitshow?  Well, I won't stand for it.

Fine, I'll stand for it.  But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

[Pre]

But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

[Oleg]

But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Good gord, just kill yourself now.

[JD]

The fuck happened to this thread?

Someone gave me an opportunity to turn it into a football thread. My apologies. I'm going to be there next Friday. I know TDubbs is fucking stoked about that.

You still crashing on my crotch?

ghey

[Oleg]

But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Good gord, just kill yourself now.

Yeah...cause drinking club soda to impress SKO is so much better.

[SKO]

But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Good gord, just kill yourself now.

Yeah...cause drinking club soda to impress SKO is so much better.

You don't need to do much to impress me. I'll still be dazed by y'alls bright lights and pubulik transportations.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

But you're buying me my first club soda, assclown.

Excellent, I'll buy your first club soda and you can buy my first whiskey.

Are you switching it up from your normal Shirley Temple to impress SKO or to be
more like Fork?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Good gord, just kill yourself now.

Yeah...cause drinking club soda to impress SKO is so much better.

You don't need to do much to impress me. I'll still be dazed by y'alls bright lights and pubulik transportations.

Still scared of cabs, huh?