Shitty O'Keas

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

So...we're a couple of weeks away from the extravaganza.  Any decisions on the annual HJE?

Google's tenth result for "sheraton chicago cubs convention bar meetup".

It's not at Shitty's anymore, correct?  When is it?

The convention is on 1/18 through whenever that Sunday is at the Sheraton on by the lake over dere.  There have been a couple of suggestions and the bar at The Sheraton is called Chi Bar.  No word on whether Peck and/or Common hang out there.

Shit, Double Door is as good a place as any, I suppose.  No chances of running into Yellon but fuck it.

Hey BH, care to share some more (less cryptic) details of the show?

BH is afraid if he gives too much detail that too many people will show up and his band will become so popular he won't be able to like it anymore.

That's now how this works.

Oleg, we play friday, jan 18th around 9 or so.... tickets are around $8 i believe.. come one, come all.

Is it that same band that played at that weird place on Western?  The one where you were trying to bang the drummer? 

Yes. And no. You should bring your fiance, she'd love to meet your internet friends.

I don't think any of us consider TDubbs an internet "friend."

I'm not even his Facebook friend.

[Andy]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

[Oleg]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

[Internet Apex]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

[Wheezer]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection.

[Bort]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection.

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

[Tonker]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection.

Sweet Jesus.  Still, the fact that their beer list is shorter and more expensive than Elton John was somewhat offset by the fact that their lovely website played smashing music at me REALLY FUCKING LOUD until I could find out where to switch it off.

[Brownie]

Lizzie McNeil's is across the street and if you don't want to get cold, you can always go to Shula's Steak House.

[flannj]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection.

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm sure Dolan will be thrilled that his site is going to be represented by this group of Johnny Thicksticks.

This needs to be restated.

[CBStew]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection.

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

[Brownie]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection.

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

Per Mrs. T.J., they discontinued it, so she got Godiva liqueur in her stocking instead.

[PenFoe]

It's on.  I'm coming back for this.  My guess is we'll at least start in the awful Sheraton so we can mingle with big celebrities like Sullivan, Miles and of course, Gordo.

In that case, The Chi Bar, then?  Say around 7?

Jesus, I can't believe this fucking place is called The Chi Bar.

That is  a stupid name for a bar.

Behold the beer selection.

Seven dollars for a Miller Lite? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

We all know you're going to drink the Mint Chocotini:
"Starbucks Coffee Liqueur, Peppermint, White Creme de Cacao, and a spalsh of half an half"

Wait.  Starbucks makes a liqueur? 

Per Mrs. T.J., they discontinued it, so she got Godiva liqueur in her stocking instead.

The least you could do, after getting the car with the bow on it.

[Oleg]

So, this?

[morpheus]

So, this?

Apparently Kerm would rather hang out with Bruce Miles, John Murray, and Al Yellon than see the Regrets.