Shitty O'Keas

[Oleg]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

[thehawk]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

What a shitshow those events are.   I'm in.

[Chuck to Chuck]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

What a shitshow those events are.   I'm in.

Eating free popcorn and watching people asking Brett to autograph baseballs. Yep, let's do this.

[Quality Start Machine]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

What a shitshow those events are.   I'm in.

Eating free popcorn and watching people asking Brett to autograph baseballs. Yep, let's do this.

I can't make it. Tell everyone that Oleg is really Rick Renteria for me.

[Tonker]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

[CBStew]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

A picture that we are all trying to get out of our heads.

[Eli]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

Tonk can't join you guys because he'll be busy thinking about boobs and beer while slamming his penis in the door of an Opel.

[Tonker]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

Tonk can't join you guys because he'll be busy thinking about boobs and beer while slamming his penis in the door of an Opel.

We do have an Opel, as it happens.

[ChuckD]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

Tonk can't join you guys because he'll be busy thinking about boobs and beer while slamming his penis in the door of an Opel.

We do have an Opel, as it happens.

He says as though it's a coincidence...

How many doors does it have?

[Bort]

Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then. I'll think of y'all while I'm slamming my dick in a car door.

[Saul Goodman]

Now that I've fully assimilated to my in-laws, I'll be at a time share in Boca then. I'll think of y'all while I'm slamming my dick in a car door.

Please don't.

[Tonker]

January 15, 2016.  Any appetite to get together and make fun of each other?

This might be the first time in 5 years I don't have Hawks tickets.

But didn't they move the window-licking fiesta to a different hotel?

They did.  No more Shitty's.  I don't remember where it is now but we had a fringe gathering there a couple years ago.

The Sheraton at 301 E North Water St

Lizzie McNeill's is the new venue. Far better than Shitty's.

10 days away.  Any interest in a meetup? Shirtless hugs?

I'd literally rather shut my penis in a car door.

Tonk can't join you guys because he'll be busy thinking about boobs and beer while slamming his penis in the door of an Opel.

We do have an Opel, as it happens.

He says as though it's a coincidence...

How many doors does it have?

Enough for five people to simultaneously slam their dicks in it without having to share a door.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm a Shitty's Hipster--I was going to these meetups back when it was just Andy and me--before it was a cool, and as such I cannot deign to participate in this popular new iteration.

However, for those of you who will be in attendance, will you please look out for Oleg so this doesn't happen again?

[Yeti]

I'm a Shitty's Hipster--I was going to these meetups back when it was just Andy and me--before it was a cool, and as such I cannot deign to participate in this popular new iteration.

However, for those of you who will be in attendance, will you please look out for Oleg so this doesn't happen again?

Go on.....

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm a Shitty's Hipster--I was going to these meetups back when it was just Andy and me--before it was a cool, and as such I cannot deign to participate in this popular new iteration.

However, for those of you who will be in attendance, will you please look out for Oleg so this doesn't happen again?

Ah yes, the failed stretching...