Tool Academy

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

I feel better than a million dollars. I feel like $100,000.

[Quality Start Machine]

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

[morpheus]

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy.  Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic.  And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

[Quality Start Machine]

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy.  Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic.  And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

[Quality Start Machine]

Power Tool went out like a bitch.

I'm gonna miss hearing him call his girlfriend "dude".

[morpheus]

The catfight/trainwreck possibilities are growing considerably.  I love how the therapist encouraged the ladies to speak out against each other.

[Quality Start Machine]

"Is that pig you're eating?"

"No, it's pork."

[Jon]

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy.  Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic.  And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

Oh, Fork. Every time you make a gay joke about me, all I can see is you in your leotard and leg warmers reenacting the big scene from Flashdance and just...dreaming...

Your one man dance show will be a reality someday. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

[Quality Start Machine]

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy.  Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic.  And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

Oh, Fork. Every time you make a gay joke about me, all I can see is you in your leotard and leg warmers reenacting the big scene from Flashdance and just...dreaming...

Your one man dance show will be a reality someday. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

I figured you saw me as more of a Michael Flatley type. I know I do.

[Jon]

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy.  Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic.  And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

Oh, Fork. Every time you make a gay joke about me, all I can see is you in your leotard and leg warmers reenacting the big scene from Flashdance and just...dreaming...

Your one man dance show will be a reality someday. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

I figured you saw me as more of a Michael Flatley type. I know I do.

I saw the headband and flipped a coin.

[Quality Start Machine]

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy.  Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic.  And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

Oh, Fork. Every time you make a gay joke about me, all I can see is you in your leotard and leg warmers reenacting the big scene from Flashdance and just...dreaming...

Your one man dance show will be a reality someday. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

I figured you saw me as more of a Michael Flatley type. I know I do.

I saw the headband and flipped a coin.

Yeah, but I do coconut oil, not buckets of water. It's OK, it's a common mistake.

[morpheus]

Season 2 started last night.  They, of course, had to use a fake host for the "International Party King" fake contest.  This season looks to be just as awesome as the first one.

[Kermit, B.]

Season 2 started last night.  They, of course, had to use a fake host for the "International Party King" fake contest.  This season looks to be just as awesome as the first one.

There is no God.

[Quality Start Machine]

Season 2 started last night.  They, of course, had to use a fake host for the "International Party King" fake contest.  This season looks to be just as awesome as the first one.

There is no God.

Maybe there is, ahd He's a tool.

[Quality Start Machine]

Season 2 started last night.  They, of course, had to use a fake host for the "International Party King" fake contest.  This season looks to be just as awesome as the first one.

And it is.

"I, like, hate you!"