Burgers

[Bort]

So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes!

How'd I do?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.

[Gilgamesh]

So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.

...and the hole gets deeper.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.

...and the hole gets deeper.

[CT III]

So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.

...and the hole gets deeper.

Damn if this doesn't get me every time.

[Bort]

So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.

...and the hole gets deeper.

Damn if this doesn't get me every time.

Me too. It's pretty much the only light in my sad pathetic internet life.

[Gilgamesh]

So, I just got back from Fatburger.  No one has mentioned it yet...so here goes.

Good shit, man.  It's not quite an In-N-Out, but it's big and juicy and delicious.  The patties seem to be fresh and not round.  You can also get a freid egg on it for less than a buck more.

The fries are good, too.

Mostly, this place is worth trying if you've already had an In-N-Out.  I prefer it to any of the fast food joints we get in Chicago (besides Five Guys).

Eat a salad, lardass.

You don't win friends with salad.

More gazpacho, anyone?

It's tomato soup, served ICE COLD!

Go back to Massachusettes Russia!

How'd I do?

About as well as we could have hoped'd

Dammit.

Pretty sure I'm confusing it with a Homer line from a Sideshow Bob episode.

Sad, too, because in person I do a pretty good Barney Gumble.

I know.  Shocking.

...and the hole gets deeper.

Damn if this doesn't get me every time.

Me too. It's pretty much the only light in my sad pathetic internet life.

I literally burst out laughing when I saw this was the response.

[Slaky]

I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?

[Bort]

I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?

The Massachusettes sing backup for Jonathan Richman.

[CT III]

I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?

GO BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS, PINKO!

[Slaky]

I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?

GO BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS, PINKO!

You know, the more I see that word (the M word) the dumber it looks.

[Bort]

I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?

GO BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS, PINKO!

You know, the more I see that word (the M word) the dumber it looks.

I can see that.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I...can't believe you thought it was Massachusetts. And you spelled it wrong.

Go back to Massachusetts?

GO BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS, PINKO!

You know, the more I see that word (the M word) the dumber it looks.

Let's see if this could ratchet up your hatred some more.

Although, to be fair, Urlacher gets a shot at a rematch in a month.  But that one's been sticking in my craw for 4 years now.  Hope Lovie hasn't replay challenged the Bears out of the playoffs by 12/12.

And I would like to let you know that I'm an excellent driver speller, but I gave up on the spelling of that godforsaken state years go.  So I don't even care.  Go back to Russia, New England.