Burgers

[Brownie]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

It's almost as if Chuck purposely went at such a terrible time, knowing that there'd be a hellacious wait and he'd have at least one thing to bitch about.

If only he offered to eat everything on the menu, pay for the burgers with keys to his house and car, and suggest they move the cute waitress to dishwashing detail because the homely waitress isn't good at washing dishes, we'd call it a Hendry.

[Oleg]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

It's almost as if Chuck purposely went at such a terrible time, knowing that there'd be a hellacious wait and he'd have at least one thing to bitch about.

If only he offered to eat everything on the menu, pay for the burgers with keys to his house and car, and suggest they move the cute waitress to dishwashing detail because the homely waitress isn't good at washing dishes, we'd call it a Hendry.

One could argue that calling it an "Internet Chuck" is worse.

At least Hendry got himself a DLee and a Aramis before the wheels fell off.

[MAD]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 

[Bort]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

[Slaky]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

[Bort]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

It was on my "failed attempt to find a condo" day.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

If you think that time was my idea, then you have been lying about having a wife.

[BH]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet. 

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

It was on my "failed attempt to find a condo" day.

I know a condo for sale. Most likely will be for sale through 2015.

[MAD]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet.  

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

I did once travel across town on a Saturday to hit up Hot Doug's which, is oddly, enough, right around the corner from Kuma's, so I guess it's possible.

That said, we do play softball right there as well.  Maybe I can hit it up before a late game.  Who's with me?  Slak?  Show me the ropes?

[Slaky]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet.  

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

I did once travel across town on a Saturday to hit up Hot Doug's which, is oddly, enough, right around the corner from Kuma's, so I guess it's possible.

That said, we do play softball right there as well.  Maybe I can hit it up before a late game.  Who's with me?  Slak?  Show me the ropes?

The ropes of Kuma's or Hot Doug's? I'm down for either. Kuma's at night though is going to be quite a wait unless you get there around 10.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet.  

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

I did once travel across town on a Saturday to hit up Hot Doug's which, is oddly, enough, right around the corner from Kuma's, so I guess it's possible.

That said, we do play softball right there as well.  Maybe I can hit it up before a late game.  Who's with me?  Slak?  Show me the ropes?

The ropes of Kuma's or Hot Doug's? I'm down for either. Kuma's at night though is going to be quite a wait unless you get there around 10.

Rope 1 of Hot Doug's - they're only open during lunch hours. Forget about pregaming there.

[MAD]

I'll just say that getting there at 5:45 justifies the beating Chuck is taking.

I've still never been to Kuma's, and it's mainly because their wait is nearly as legendary as their burgers and I just haven't yet properly planned for it or decided to put up with the wait.  I mean, 5:45?  That's like the scientifically-tested optimal time for getting the most people to show up for dinner at the same time.  What a Soriano!  Did you also bring the kids so they could ogle all of the naked ladies for 4 hours?

I went there at 2:40 on a Wednesday and ate within 5 minutes.

/Not saying
//Just saying.

You're not saying anything I haven't thought of, hence my bolded part.  I mean, I guess I could quit my job to make it there at 2 on a weekday, and the burger may be worth it and all, but I'm not ready to make that level of commitment just yet.  

Or you could do it on a whim on a day off, like I did.

Mike D doesn't take days off to gallivant around town visiting burgeries to-and-fro, you understand?

I did once travel across town on a Saturday to hit up Hot Doug's which, is oddly, enough, right around the corner from Kuma's, so I guess it's possible.

That said, we do play softball right there as well.  Maybe I can hit it up before a late game.  Who's with me?  Slak?  Show me the ropes?

The ropes of Kuma's or Hot Doug's? I'm down for either. Kuma's at night though is going to be quite a wait unless you get there around 10.

I'm going to try to get out of here one of these days and get there by 4 PM.  You think I could get out by 6:30 in time on a Tuesday?  Also, would I be in any shape to play ball?

[flannj]

 Also, would I be in any shape to play ball?

Put it on a tee much Huey?

[Slaky]

 Also, would I be in any shape to play ball?

Put it on a tee much Huey?

That was terrible Huey.

No, eating Kuma's before any activity other than sitting or laying is pretty stupid.

[MAD]

Sorry. 

Do I still get to eat at Kuma's?