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Philberto

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2009, 10:25:17 PM »
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on January 20, 2009, 10:21:41 PM
I proudly stand behind the only empirical measurement that matters.

(300 - body weight) + (70 - height in inches) + (total whiteness) + (cubic CM of facial hair) = GRIT

If loving GRIT makes me a stathead faggot, then dammit, which why is North Halsted?



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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2009, 12:18:05 AM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 20, 2009, 06:11:17 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 20, 2009, 04:32:03 PM
PPX is gonna be so tweaked when he sees you faggots mocking him like this.

MONKEY.

ARAB.

NOBAMA NOBAMA NOWHAMMY STOP

No... Seriously.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2009, 03:10:28 AM »
Quote from: BH on January 20, 2009, 03:50:25 PM
Johnny Damon only wins ballgames. His career OBP is .353 and he brings mellow to the clubhouse.

OBP?  CuntBP, more like.  You're a fucking statfaggot in disguise!  Get him, lads!
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2009, 11:29:00 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 21, 2009, 03:10:28 AM
Quote from: BH on January 20, 2009, 03:50:25 PM
Johnny Damon only wins ballgames. His career OBP is .353 and he brings mellow to the clubhouse.

OBP?  CuntBP, more like.  You're a fucking statfaggot in disguise!  Get him, lads!
Lads?

That sounds like FOREIGN STATFAGTO TALK!

String 'im up!
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Tank

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2009, 11:44:25 AM »
Quote from: Jon on January 21, 2009, 11:29:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 21, 2009, 03:10:28 AM
Quote from: BH on January 20, 2009, 03:50:25 PM
Johnny Damon only wins ballgames. His career OBP is .353 and he brings mellow to the clubhouse.

OBP?  CuntBP, more like.  You're a fucking statfaggot in disguise!  Get him, lads!
Lads?

That sounds like FOREIGN STATFAGTO TALK!

String 'im up!

Let's make litter outta these literati!
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Tank

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2009, 10:23:06 PM »
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

PenFoe

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2009, 11:04:35 AM »
I didn't know where else to put this, and didn't feel like it warranted starting a new thread.

If anyone of you statfaggots want a job writing about baseball..., click here.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2009, 07:19:10 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 20, 2009, 03:31:46 PM
I think its time we all named some great players that the Stathead faggots just dont understand with their faggot ass zorp and homometrics. Players that help a team win games on the field rather than on baseball reference or statfags.com. Players like Juan Pierre, who hit .292 in 2006 and stole 58 bases. lets see the stathead faggots line up and beat the throw from the catcher like that! who's on your Fuck the Stathead Faggots All Star Team?

This.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2009, 02:34:55 PM »
You statFAGGOTS need to realize the Cubs led the league in ZORP and still have no World Series. Point me, STATFAGGOTS zero. The reason the Cubs didn't win shit is because they're not close knit. Hell, they don't even share hotel rooms. Even Selfish Soriano has his shitty RBI total gets his own suite on road trips. When I played legion, we played in a tournament in another state and we shared 4 to a room. Something you homo's can't understand is bonding with guys while taking shits in another teammates bathroom, falling asleep in each other's arms after an RBI-less game, or making prank phone calls. But you statfaggots wouldn't understand. To help you pussies, I did some faggoty research for you:

Mark Derosa roomed with Jim Edmonds: 8 RBI's+RUNS

Derrek Lee + No Roommate: 0 RBI's+Runs

Aramis Ramirez + No Roommate: 0 RBI's+Runs

Alfonso Soriano + No Roommate: 0 RBI's+Runs

You guys are the biggest bunch of faggot pussies I have ever seen. Grow a big set of manly luscious balls before you reply or don't reply at all.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2009, 02:38:34 PM »
Quote from: MGRW on January 23, 2009, 02:34:55 PM
You statFAGGOTS need to realize the Cubs led the league in ZORP and still have no World Series. Point me, STATFAGGOTS zero. The reason the Cubs didn't win shit is because they're not close knit. Hell, they don't even share hotel rooms. Even Selfish Soriano has his shitty RBI total gets his own suite on road trips. When I played legion, we played in a tournament in another state and we shared 4 to a room. Something you homo's can't understand is bonding with guys while taking shits in another teammates bathroom, falling asleep in each other's arms after an RBI-less game, or making prank phone calls. But you statfaggots wouldn't understand. To help you pussies, I did some faggoty research for you:

Mark Derosa roomed with Jim Edmonds: 8 RBI's+RUNS

Derrek Lee + No Roommate: 0 RBI's+Runs

Aramis Ramirez + No Roommate: 0 RBI's+Runs

Alfonso Soriano + No Roommate: 0 RBI's+Runs

You guys are the biggest bunch of faggot pussies I have ever seen. Grow a big set of manly luscious balls before you reply or don't reply at all.

SAP Y'ALL. DANG! Listen to this guy, you stratomaggots!
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5laky

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2009, 02:50:04 PM »
Quote from: MGRW on January 23, 2009, 02:34:55 PM
You statFAGGOTS need to realize the Cubs led the league in ZORP and still have no World Series. Point me, STATFAGGOTS zero. The reason the Cubs didn't win shit is because they're not close knit. Hell, they don't even share hotel rooms. Even Selfish Soriano has his shitty RBI total gets his own suite on road trips. When I played legion, we played in a tournament in another state and we shared 4 to a room. Something you homo's can't understand is bonding with guys while taking shits in another teammates bathroom, falling asleep in each other's arms after an RBI-less game, or making prank phone calls. But you statfaggots wouldn't understand. To help you pussies, I did some faggoty research for you:

Mark Derosa roomed with Jim Edmonds: 8 RBI's+RUNS

Derrek Lee + No Roommate: 0 RBI's+Runs

Aramis Ramirez + No Roommate: 0 RBI's+Runs

Alfonso Soriano + No Roommate: 0 RBI's+Runs

You guys are the biggest bunch of faggot pussies I have ever seen. Grow a big set of manly luscious balls before you reply or don't reply at all.

I tenderly nestled up to a guy on the train today. Came into work and I got a fucking raise. Top that you stat-loving manpanzees.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2009, 03:31:17 PM »
I fucking love this thread.  MGRW's first post might be the greatest crossover from the SB ever.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2009, 05:16:42 PM »
Quote from: Jon on January 21, 2009, 11:29:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 21, 2009, 03:10:28 AM
Quote from: BH on January 20, 2009, 03:50:25 PM
Johnny Damon only wins ballgames. His career OBP is .353 and he brings mellow to the clubhouse.

OBP?  CuntBP, more like.  You're a fucking statfaggot in disguise!  Get him, lads!
Lads?

That sounds like FOREIGN STATFAGTO TALK!

String 'im up!

People who say "String 'im up" should be strung up.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2009, 05:53:04 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 23, 2009, 05:16:42 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 21, 2009, 11:29:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 21, 2009, 03:10:28 AM
Quote from: BH on January 20, 2009, 03:50:25 PM
Johnny Damon only wins ballgames. His career OBP is .353 and he brings mellow to the clubhouse.

OBP?  CuntBP, more like.  You're a fucking statfaggot in disguise!  Get him, lads!
Lads?

That sounds like FOREIGN STATFAGTO TALK!

String 'im up!

People who say "String 'im up" should be strung up.

What an Elitist California Statfaggot comment.
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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2009, 11:24:40 PM »
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Ard.hU.P1xqulMkOg5Ai70Y5nYcB?slug=ap-cubssale&prov=ap&type=lgns

Shit. 

Your 2009 Cubs STATFAG owner:

"He knows Ricketts wasn't just a fan, but could recite Rick Sutcliffe's 1984 statistics by rote (20-6, 3.64 ERA)."
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