Fuck Zorp You Stathead Turds

[Quality Start Machine]

Maybe it's only loosely based on the book.

Like Adaptation.

Or 10 Things I Hate About You.

Maybe, in Soderbergh's script, Billy Beane uses math to solve murders.

(Like that show NUMB3RS, with that one dude from Northern Exposure and that other dude from 10 Things I Hate About You.)

And that Indian chick is just cute as hell. Almost makes me want to watch that show with the old dude who was on Taxi.

Wait... The guy from Dear John is on that show, too?

And the Indian–German chick who played the Mexican broad on The O.C.?

And "The Eel" from Chicago Hope.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Maybe it's only loosely based on the book.

Like Adaptation.

Or 10 Things I Hate About You.

Maybe, in Soderbergh's script, Billy Beane uses math to solve murders.

(Like that show NUMB3RS, with that one dude from Northern Exposure and that other dude from 10 Things I Hate About You.)

And that Indian chick is just cute as hell. Almost makes me want to watch that show with the old dude who was on Taxi.

Wait... The guy from Dear John is on that show, too?

And the Indian–German chick who played the Mexican broad on The O.C.?

Dear JOhn...whew.  I was trying to figure out who the Indian chick was on Who's the Boss?...

[morpheus]

Bump.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/complete-vindication-statfags-at-ggu-proven-to-be-shameless-morons/

Enjoy, statfaggots. 

[Kermit, B.]

Bump.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/complete-vindication-statfags-at-ggu-proven-to-be-shameless-morons/

Enjoy, statfaggots. 

That was all sorts of crazy.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Bump.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/complete-vindication-statfags-at-ggu-proven-to-be-shameless-morons/

Enjoy, statfaggots. 

That was all sorts of crazy.

Giant wall of words.

[Eli]

Bump.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/complete-vindication-statfags-at-ggu-proven-to-be-shameless-morons/

Enjoy, statfaggots. 

And notice how seriously the Red Sox did take defense with Pokey and Mientkiewicz. In 1986, if the Red Sox had had Mientkiewicz as a late inning replacement for Bill Buckner, they'd have broken the curse 18 years earlier.

I know Mientkiewicz has a great glove, but I don't know if he would have been a sure thing, at age 12, to field that ground ball. 

[Kermit, B.]

Bump.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/complete-vindication-statfags-at-ggu-proven-to-be-shameless-morons/

Enjoy, statfaggots. 

That was all sorts of crazy.

Giant wall of words.

5,270, to be exact.

[morpheus]

Bump.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/complete-vindication-statfags-at-ggu-proven-to-be-shameless-morons/

Enjoy, statfaggots. 

That was all sorts of crazy.

Giant wall of words.

5,270, to be exact.

That's why I didn't post any quotes from it.  I'd basically have to re-post the whole article, and there are size limits here, even if decorum is not a restricting factor.

[CT III]

Bump.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/complete-vindication-statfags-at-ggu-proven-to-be-shameless-morons/

Enjoy, statfaggots. 

That was all sorts of crazy.

Giant wall of words.

5,270, to be exact.

That's why I didn't post any quotes from it.  I'd basically have to re-post the whole article, and there are size limits here, even if decorum is not a restricting factor.

You can sum it up in one word: VINDICATION.

From what, I have no idea.

[Kermit, B.]

Bump.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/complete-vindication-statfags-at-ggu-proven-to-be-shameless-morons/

Enjoy, statfaggots. 

That was all sorts of crazy.

Giant wall of words.

5,270, to be exact.

That's why I didn't post any quotes from it.  I'd basically have to re-post the whole article, and there are size limits here, even if decorum is not a restricting factor.

You can sum it up in one word: VINDICATION.

From what, I have no idea.

Was that his angry finale as a Cub blogger?

[fiveouts]

[HCASB]

I haven't even posted here in about six months, but I still feel compelled to say what a fucking train wreck that was.  Holy shit.

[morpheus]

Bump.  More gold from everyone's favorite VINDICATED analyst.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/

If you spend hours and hours of adult life complaining about BCB, Ryan Theriot, Neal Cotts, Cubs fans, and people who live in Wisconsin, you're definitely a fucking idiot, not to mention a redneck.

If you believe 70 games of Milton Bradley is more valuable than a full season of Adam Dunn and his 1.085 OPS, you might be a redneck.

Finally, if you're in your 30's, hang out all day at a Cubs blog with college kids, falsely accuse other Cubs blogs of committing real world crimes, fancy yourself a scientist when you're a mathematical nitwit, and your last name rhymes with hick... you're definitely an idiot redneck and look like this:


"Maddog's high school yearbook photo."

[Tank]

Bump.  More gold from everyone's favorite VINDICATED analyst.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/

If you spend hours and hours of adult life complaining about BCB, Ryan Theriot, Neal Cotts, Cubs fans, and people who live in Wisconsin, you're definitely a fucking idiot, not to mention a redneck.

If you believe 70 games of Milton Bradley is more valuable than a full season of Adam Dunn and his 1.085 OPS, you might be a redneck.

Finally, if you're in your 30's, hang out all day at a Cubs blog with college kids, falsely accuse other Cubs blogs of committing real world crimes, fancy yourself a scientist when you're a mathematical nitwit, and your last name rhymes with hick... you're definitely an idiot redneck and look like this:


"Maddog's high school yearbook photo."

Is Maddog JD's suave older brother?

[morpheus]

Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

Oh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.