Fuck Zorp You Stathead Turds

[BH]

Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

Oh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

[Quality Start Machine]

Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

Oh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

After you purchase Desipio Premium.

[Tank]

Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

Oh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

Oh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.

No shit.

[Tank]

Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

Oh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.

No shit.

I will strike you the fuck out and wrestle you to the dirt like a taut pre-teen boy, you cotton-picking hick faggot.

[morpheus]

Don't miss the exchange in the comments between one of our own and the editor-in-chief.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/26/are-we-as-good-as-the-cardinals/#comments

And finally, you stupid fuck... I'll tell you the same thing I tell all the dumbfuck statfucks at ACB... you read every fucking word of this blog because it's the best. It's the best for knowing what wins baseball games AND it's the most entertaining, period. I write it, you read it. You love reading it.

But, do you think I'd ever read a fucking word of any bullshit you'd write about baseball? Hell fuck no you little fucking piece of shit. There's the proof, the discrepancy in talent.

[Tonker]

Update.  http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/you-might-be-a-redneck/#more-358

Oh, by the way, who or what the fuck is Desipio? I swear, someone links from that site's chatroom to here every fucking day. However, when I tried to sign up to see what the fuck was going on, I never heard back. I'm sure it's a terrible loss.

Does Desipio have a chatroom now?  That corner of the Internet is so dark that I've never seen it.

Invitation only.

But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.

No shit.

I will strike you the fuck out and wrestle you to the dirt like a taut pre-teen boy, you cotton-picking hick faggot.

Wait - who's the real Tank, now?  I'm confused.

[morpheus]

I don't know either!

[ChuckD]

Herein lies the truth. My record stands for itself. It's excellent. Read the archives of this blog and you will find nothing but predictive excellence. To the contrary, your faggot friends say the dumbest shit I've ever read like, "Carlos Marmol should be dfa'd" or "The Jason Kendall deal was one of Hendry's finest moves". Meanwhile, [bozos' faggot friends (read: "us")] constantly patronize BCB as if they're any better. They're exactly the same as BCB only they speak of baseball in a different language - fictional, arcane, and irrelevant stats. But their insight is equally poor.

Oh, how humiliating.

[Oleg]

Herein lies the truth. My record stands for itself. It's excellent. Read the archives of this blog and you will find nothing but predictive excellence. To the contrary, your faggot friends say the dumbest shit I've ever read like, "Carlos Marmol should be dfa'd" or "The Jason Kendall deal was one of Hendry's finest moves". Meanwhile, [bozos' faggot friends (read: "us")] constantly patronize BCB as if they're any better. They're exactly the same as BCB only they speak of baseball in a different language - fictional, arcane, and irrelevant stats. But their insight is equally poor.

Oh, how humiliating.

I don't think they know that dude at all.  (Did I do that right?)

[Tank]

But, if someone out there reads this and has access, please let me know... is someone talking mad shit about me or pretending to be me? I hope it's not the latter. Hate that shit.

No shit.

Wait - who's the real Tank, now?  I'm confused.

I don't know either!

THERE ARE TOO MANY TANKS ON THIS FIELD!

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Herein lies the truth. My record stands for itself. It's excellent. Read the archives of this blog and you will find nothing but predictive excellence. To the contrary, your faggot friends say the dumbest shit I've ever read like, "Carlos Marmol should be dfa'd" or "The Jason Kendall deal was one of Hendry's finest moves". Meanwhile, [bozos' faggot friends (read: "us")] constantly patronize BCB as if they're any better. They're exactly the same as BCB only they speak of baseball in a different language - fictional, arcane, and irrelevant stats. But their insight is equally poor.

Oh, how humiliating.

How can you "predict excellence" on his blog without the use of statfaggotry to demonstrate past excellence?

[morpheus]

It's my understanding that this guy has tried to get a login to this messageboard but never got a response.  Let me be the first to say that I hope this administrative error gets corrected.  Andy?

[Tank]

It's my understanding that this guy has tried to get a login to this messageboard but never got a response.  Let me be the first to say that I hope this administrative error gets corrected.  Andy?

Indeed he did...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6591.msg165259#msg165259

[morpheus]

Bump.

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/welcome-to-the-chi-ryan-freel/

The comments are truly awesome.