Fuck Zorp You Stathead Turds

[Slaky]

Bump.

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/welcome-to-the-chi-ryan-freel/

The comments are truly awesome.

Now THIS is entertainment.

[morpheus]

Bump.

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/welcome-to-the-chi-ryan-freel/

The comments are truly awesome.

Now THIS is entertainment.

One of his sycophants says

This is the best Cubs blog on the internet! I can say that without a doubt, wanna know why? Well, I'm not going to tell you.

How can anyone hope to compete with debating skills like that?  Thrill should just give up now.

[Tank]

Our good buddy Mike doesn't seem to understand how his internet works, but no matter...

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/welcome-to-the-chi-ryan-freel/#comment-1375

One final note for my evening...

Whatever the fuck Desipio is... it's the biggest collection of pussies on the face of the earth. These idiots link to this site constantly, every fucking day, but keep their comments private. Not a one of them has come and told me who the fuck he is and what site he's from. Shit talking faggots. These losers make GGU look like the knights of the fucking round table.

But, you know what... let them keep talking shit in private. They probably know already... that I'd never read their bullshit... while they'll keep reading this site religiously. They're probably a bunch of evangelical faggots.

And for my true fans, my next post will be about Ryan Theriot, the faggots at GGU, and my current favorite, PMayo – Head Faggot of the White Moral Authority. He's got to be one of the world's all-time phoniest faggots. He's so fucking phony that I bet you mirrors don't ever reflect his sorry ass back at him. There's nothing there.

That's clearly what we are, whatever we are.

[Quality Start Machine]

Our good buddy Mike doesn't seem to understand how his internet works, but no matter...

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/welcome-to-the-chi-ryan-freel/#comment-1375

One final note for my evening...

Whatever the fuck Desipio is... it's the biggest collection of pussies on the face of the earth. These idiots link to this site constantly, every fucking day, but keep their comments private. Not a one of them has come and told me who the fuck he is and what site he's from. Shit talking faggots. These losers make GGU look like the knights of the fucking round table.

But, you know what... let them keep talking shit in private. They probably know already... that I'd never read their bullshit... while they'll keep reading this site religiously. They're probably a bunch of evangelical faggots.

And for my true fans, my next post will be about Ryan Theriot, the faggots at GGU, and my current favorite, PMayo – Head Faggot of the White Moral Authority. He's got to be one of the world's all-time phoniest faggots. He's so fucking phony that I bet you mirrors don't ever reflect his sorry ass back at him. There's nothing there.

That's clearly what we are, whatever we are.

There's no way this guy is on the level.

[CT III]

Our good buddy Mike doesn't seem to understand how his internet works, but no matter...

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/welcome-to-the-chi-ryan-freel/#comment-1375

One final note for my evening...

Whatever the fuck Desipio is... it's the biggest collection of pussies on the face of the earth. These idiots link to this site constantly, every fucking day, but keep their comments private. Not a one of them has come and told me who the fuck he is and what site he's from. Shit talking faggots. These losers make GGU look like the knights of the fucking round table.

But, you know what... let them keep talking shit in private. They probably know already... that I'd never read their bullshit... while they'll keep reading this site religiously. They're probably a bunch of evangelical faggots.

And for my true fans, my next post will be about Ryan Theriot, the faggots at GGU, and my current favorite, PMayo – Head Faggot of the White Moral Authority. He's got to be one of the world's all-time phoniest faggots. He's so fucking phony that I bet you mirrors don't ever reflect his sorry ass back at him. There's nothing there.

That's clearly what we are, whatever we are.

Wait, so PMayo is such a phony faggot that he's turned into a vampire?

[Andy]

As Morpheus pointed out to me, the guy has an account here, but has never posted on it, and claims he doesn't know what his login credentials are.

So I e-mailed him so he could join our merry band of pussies.

To: badnewscubs@gmail.com

Hey there,

You were approved in January, but you've never logged in.  If you don't know what your password is, you're shit out of luck because I can't tell you what it is.  So if you know what it is, log in and you can hang out with all of us pussies.  If you don't, then you'll have to sign up with a different user name.

The message board isn't private.  Anybody can sign up.  You didn't used to have to have a log in to read the comments, but for some reason the message board software doesn't like the CBS-2 ads and it disabled the ability for guests to read the messages without a login.  So it was either take down the ads or have people log in to see the board.  That didn't really seem like that tough of a decision.

But then again, what do I know, I've never welcomed Ryan Freel to the "Chi."

[morpheus]

As Morpheus pointed out to me, the guy has an account here, but has never posted on it, and claims he doesn't know what his login credentials are.

So I e-mailed him so he could join our merry band of pussies.

To: badnewscubs@gmail.com

Hey there,

You were approved in January, but you've never logged in.  If you don't know what your password is, you're shit out of luck because I can't tell you what it is.  So if you know what it is, log in and you can hang out with all of us pussies.  If you don't, then you'll have to sign up with a different user name.

The message board isn't private.  Anybody can sign up.  You didn't used to have to have a log in to read the comments, but for some reason the message board software doesn't like the CBS-2 ads and it disabled the ability for guests to read the messages without a login.  So it was either take down the ads or have people log in to see the board.  That didn't really seem like that tough of a decision.

But then again, what do I know, I've never welcomed Ryan Freel to the "Chi."

Thanks a million...

[Dave B]

If his post on Theriot makes this "pussy" mad, I will kick him the dick.

[Tank]

If his post on Theriot makes this "pussy" mad, I will kick him the dick.

I doubt it will.

This winner is on his blogroll...

http://www.turning-two.com/

Ryan Theriot is the heart and soul of the Chicago Cubs and hopefully the heart and soul of years to come. Not since Ryne Sandberg (23) or Mark Grace (17), have we been as excited and dedicated to a Cubs player as we are to "The Riot" (2). His determination, character, grit, and skills make us huge fans! For a more in-depth reason as to why we love him, read our anatomy of Ryan Theriot Love blog.

Do yourself a favor and avoid reading his actual blog posts.

In particular, his most recent.

[Dave B]

Yep, it made me mad.

[Tank]

Well, I've kicked off my Memorial Day weekend (I'm working today) by discovering just exactly where this Bad News Cubs Mike character draws the line when it comes to reasonable internet discourse.

When he responded to my gentle suggestions that—if he's really interested in what the FAGGOT PUSSIES over here are saying about him when we link to him EVERY FUCKING DAY—he ought to just use the login he set up in January to log into the messageboard...

Thrillho,

You fucking idiot. I didn't have a fucking login in January. Whomever is the site administrator never gave me one. Are you this fucking stupid? Do you fail this miserably at reading comprehension?

...one of our own was kind enough to reciprocate by pointing out his missing login name for him.

Sure, Morph.

But where's his password, smartass?

Morpheus,

While you're busy being the dumbest faggot on the face of the fucking earth, you should know that I never got a password from the site. I never got an e-mail.

Yes, I attempted to get one, but never got a response. Have I been inconsistent on this? Why this is a source of ridicule is beyond me. It just goes to show what fucking idiots you people are.

This morning I thought to offer him some assistance on this point...

Remember the password you chose when you signed up?

I'd start with that.

This is apparently when I crossed the line as, not ten minutes later, my comment had, as if by magic of internet, transformed to...

I'm unfathomably stupid. My apologies.

Hey... I don't remember saying that!

A few more since-deleted comments from yours truly followed, pointing out his Yellon-esque bout of pique and linking to a dispositive screenshot that came to me courtesy of Intrepid Reader Fascist Baby-Killer.

Then... BOOM.

Thrillho,

Are you Dylan? I'm starting to think you are, except for the fact that you can spell.

I can only imagine you have one of two motives here:

1) Mike is stupid and doesn't know how to login to a website.

2) Mike is lying and never really tried to login to Insipio.

For number 1, in January, I attempted to login over there. It didn't work. I haven't thought about it since. It's been four months. I hadn't remembered or cared to remember whether I chose my own password or whether a temporary is given. Now that you've shown yourself to be such an obsessive pest, it is ringing a bell that I may have chose my own and that the site simply wasn't letting me in. Plus, I never got an e-mail at the time. It was never approved and didn't work.

I logged in last night and it was as boring as I expected. Just your run of the mill statfags spouting their standard stat memes. "Stats say this, stats say that... the unenlightened care about grit, hustle, etc."

Now, as for #2, unlike yourself, I always tell it how I see it. Straight up. I would have absolutely no motive to lie about whether I attempted to sign in over there. I absolutely positively did want to see what was being said about me.

Finally, if you continue on this subject any further, you will never post a comment here again. It's so annoying and irrelevant. You're like a fucking gnat.

You're the world's biggest idiot and faggot.

That final threat proved to be more than just idle cock-stroking, as my attempt to post a follow-up—in which I attempted to disclaim any accusations of Dylanry on my part, and further went on to call Mike "Al Yellon with a smaller site and a limited arsenal of frat boy profanity" as well as a "latent queen"—has thus far failed to show up.

In other words... I've been BANNED from Bad News Cubs.

I WIN, YOU FAGGOTS.

[Tank]

In other run-of-the-mill statfag news: Check out these faggots rubbing their small sample sizes all over their cotton-picking faggot numbers...

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/when-samples-become-reliable

[Philberto]

Well, I've kicked off my Memorial Day weekend (I'm working today) by discovering just exactly where this Bad News Cubs Mike character draws the line when it comes to reasonable internet discourse.

When he responded to my gentle suggestions that—if he's really interested in what the FAGGOT PUSSIES over here are saying about him when we link to him EVERY FUCKING DAY—he ought to just use the login he set up in January to log into the messageboard...

Thrillho,

You fucking idiot. I didn't have a fucking login in January. Whomever is the site administrator never gave me one. Are you this fucking stupid? Do you fail this miserably at reading comprehension?

...one of our own was kind enough to reciprocate by pointing out his missing login name for him.

Sure, Morph.

But where's his password, smartass?

Morpheus,

While you're busy being the dumbest faggot on the face of the fucking earth, you should know that I never got a password from the site. I never got an e-mail.

Yes, I attempted to get one, but never got a response. Have I been inconsistent on this? Why this is a source of ridicule is beyond me. It just goes to show what fucking idiots you people are.

This morning I thought to offer him some assistance on this point...

Remember the password you chose when you signed up?

I'd start with that.

This is apparently when I crossed the line as, not ten minutes later, my comment had, as if by magic of internet, transformed to...

I'm unfathomably stupid. My apologies.

Hey... I don't remember saying that!

A few more since-deleted comments from yours truly followed, pointing out his Yellon-esque bout of pique and linking to a dispositive screenshot that came to me courtesy of Intrepid Reader Fascist Baby-Killer.

Then... BOOM.

Thrillho,

Are you Dylan? I'm starting to think you are, except for the fact that you can spell.

I can only imagine you have one of two motives here:

1) Mike is stupid and doesn't know how to login to a website.

2) Mike is lying and never really tried to login to Insipio.

For number 1, in January, I attempted to login over there. It didn't work. I haven't thought about it since. It's been four months. I hadn't remembered or cared to remember whether I chose my own password or whether a temporary is given. Now that you've shown yourself to be such an obsessive pest, it is ringing a bell that I may have chose my own and that the site simply wasn't letting me in. Plus, I never got an e-mail at the time. It was never approved and didn't work.

I logged in last night and it was as boring as I expected. Just your run of the mill statfags spouting their standard stat memes. "Stats say this, stats say that... the unenlightened care about grit, hustle, etc."

Now, as for #2, unlike yourself, I always tell it how I see it. Straight up. I would have absolutely no motive to lie about whether I attempted to sign in over there. I absolutely positively did want to see what was being said about me.

Finally, if you continue on this subject any further, you will never post a comment here again. It's so annoying and irrelevant. You're like a fucking gnat.

You're the world's biggest idiot and faggot.

That final threat proved to be more than just idle cock-stroking, as my attempt to post a follow-up—in which I attempted to disclaim any accusations of Dylanry on my part, and further went on to call Mike "Al Yellon with a smaller site and a limited arsenal of frat boy profanity" as well as a "latent queen"—has thus far failed to show up.

In other words... I've been BANNED from Bad News Cubs.

I WIN, YOU FAGGOTS.

You may be a Taxolib Homocrat (Thanks Gil) but you are a fucking saint

[Gil Gunderson]

Well, I've kicked off my Memorial Day weekend (I'm working today) by discovering just exactly where this Bad News Cubs Mike character draws the line when it comes to reasonable internet discourse.

When he responded to my gentle suggestions that—if he's really interested in what the FAGGOT PUSSIES over here are saying about him when we link to him EVERY FUCKING DAY—he ought to just use the login he set up in January to log into the messageboard...

Thrillho,

You fucking idiot. I didn't have a fucking login in January. Whomever is the site administrator never gave me one. Are you this fucking stupid? Do you fail this miserably at reading comprehension?

...one of our own was kind enough to reciprocate by pointing out his missing login name for him.

Sure, Morph.

But where's his password, smartass?

Morpheus,

While you're busy being the dumbest faggot on the face of the fucking earth, you should know that I never got a password from the site. I never got an e-mail.

Yes, I attempted to get one, but never got a response. Have I been inconsistent on this? Why this is a source of ridicule is beyond me. It just goes to show what fucking idiots you people are.

This morning I thought to offer him some assistance on this point...

Remember the password you chose when you signed up?

I'd start with that.

This is apparently when I crossed the line as, not ten minutes later, my comment had, as if by magic of internet, transformed to...

I'm unfathomably stupid. My apologies.

Hey... I don't remember saying that!

A few more since-deleted comments from yours truly followed, pointing out his Yellon-esque bout of pique and linking to a dispositive screenshot that came to me courtesy of Intrepid Reader Fascist Baby-Killer.

Then... BOOM.

Thrillho,

Are you Dylan? I'm starting to think you are, except for the fact that you can spell.

I can only imagine you have one of two motives here:

1) Mike is stupid and doesn't know how to login to a website.

2) Mike is lying and never really tried to login to Insipio.

For number 1, in January, I attempted to login over there. It didn't work. I haven't thought about it since. It's been four months. I hadn't remembered or cared to remember whether I chose my own password or whether a temporary is given. Now that you've shown yourself to be such an obsessive pest, it is ringing a bell that I may have chose my own and that the site simply wasn't letting me in. Plus, I never got an e-mail at the time. It was never approved and didn't work.

I logged in last night and it was as boring as I expected. Just your run of the mill statfags spouting their standard stat memes. "Stats say this, stats say that... the unenlightened care about grit, hustle, etc."

Now, as for #2, unlike yourself, I always tell it how I see it. Straight up. I would have absolutely no motive to lie about whether I attempted to sign in over there. I absolutely positively did want to see what was being said about me.

Finally, if you continue on this subject any further, you will never post a comment here again. It's so annoying and irrelevant. You're like a fucking gnat.

You're the world's biggest idiot and faggot.

That final threat proved to be more than just idle cock-stroking, as my attempt to post a follow-up—in which I attempted to disclaim any accusations of Dylanry on my part, and further went on to call Mike "Al Yellon with a smaller site and a limited arsenal of frat boy profanity" as well as a "latent queen"—has thus far failed to show up.

In other words... I've been BANNED from Bad News Cubs.

I WIN, YOU FAGGOTS.

You may be a Taxolib Homocrat (Thanks Gil) but you are a fucking saint

Intrepid Reader TEC: Hey, wait a minute?

But it sure is damn funny.

[Simmer]

Thumbs up for Tank, that's what I call the funny stuffs. 

I WIN, YOU FAGGOTS.