Goobye, Sweet Prince- Hank White 2005-2008

[SKO]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AvTtrxTjpd54uLCELoeJDQgRvLYF?slug=ap-padres-blanco&prov=ap&type=lgns

I'd like everybody to post their favorite Hank White memory. Mine of course is this: http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN200808080.shtml

[Brownie]

I loved how he drove Michael Barrett to the hospital after his countryman kicked the shit out of Mikey.

[Weebs]

How could the Cubs not pay Hank just $250k more than Gabor?

[Saul Goodman]

How could the Cubs not pay Hank just $250k more than Gabor?

This.

[ChuckD]

I enjoyed these two days in 2006 when Hank almost single-handedly drove the Cubs to the playoffs at the expense of Milwaukee.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/gl.cgi?share=1&n1=blanche01&year=2006&t=b#662:663:sum

[Jon]

I enjoyed the day I suddenly realized Hank had more tattoos than Mike Ness.

[Tank]

I enjoyed these two days in 2006 when Hank almost single-handedly drove the Cubs to the playoffs at the expense of Milwaukee.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/gl.cgi?share=1&n1=blanche01&year=2006&t=b#662:663:sum

I like that Hank's B-R player ID is blanche01.

Has he been French all this time and I just didn't notice?

[ChuckD]

I enjoyed these two days in 2006 when Hank almost single-handedly drove the Cubs to the playoffs at the expense of Milwaukee.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/gl.cgi?share=1&n1=blanche01&year=2006&t=b#662:663:sum

I like that Hank's B-R player ID is blanche01.

Has he been French all this time and I just didn't notice?

And thus the pieces of the BACON LOOP begin to assemble.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanche_Devereaux



Holy bejebus, Jon. That's some fucking overkill.

[Weebs]

I enjoyed the day I saw Hank in Jewel.  He is an enormous man.

[Wheezer]

I enjoyed the day I saw Hank in Jewel.  He is an enormous man.

You left out "but graceful."

[Mike Douche]

Nothing special, but I did have a nice box seat for the time that Hank switched his number from Gabor's gay-assed #9 to the number #24 that he would begin to rule the world with, and this was the first game after the '05 All-Star break, giving me an oh-so brief glimpse of hope that Dusty's collection of complacent ass-grabbers might actually do something.

Vaya con dios, Henry!

[Quality Start Machine]

I enjoyed the day I saw Hank in Jewel.  He is an enormous man.

Morph will be jealous anyone was in Jewel but him.

[morpheus]

I enjoyed the day I saw Hank in Jewel.  He is an enormous man.

Morph will be jealous anyone was in Jewel but him.

Jewel sucks.

[Quality Start Machine]

I enjoyed the day I saw Hank in Jewel.  He is an enormous man.

Morph will be jealous anyone was in Jewel but him.

Jewel sucks.

Morph has issues with Jewel dating back to the horrible assrape he suffered while "Who Will Save Your Soul" was playing on the stereo.

To this day, all he has to do is hear Jewel and be begins walking with a gait usually associated with those who have been sodomized by King Kong.

True Story.

[BH]

How could the Cubs not pay Hank just $250k more than Gabor?

Extra money for Peavy.