CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, CHC all pisspoor in 2009.

[TDubbs]

What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.

You're fucking terrible. 

[Dave B]

Check this out:

http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/

[SKO]

Check this out:

http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/

God damnit, not only did he misspell capital, but how fucking perfectly Cardinal fan is it that he spent all that money on a custom Cardinals jersey, and used it to take a 101 years shot at the Cubs. Insecure fucktards.

[Quality Start Machine]

Check this out:

http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/

God damnit, not only did he misspell capital, but how fucking perfectly Cardinal fan is it that he spent all that money on a custom Cardinals jersey, and used it to take a 101 years shot at the Cubs. Insecure fucktards.

Unfortunately, too many people piss away money on moronic jerseys.

[CT III]

Check this out:

http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/

God damnit, not only did he misspell capital, but how fucking perfectly Cardinal fan is it that he spent all that money on a custom Cardinals jersey, and used it to take a 101 years shot at the Cubs. Insecure fucktards.

Unfortunately, too many people piss away money on moronic jerseys.

Which is why I'm going to clean up with my half Hawks, half Cubs "HAVROSA" jersies.

[Quality Start Machine]

Check this out:

http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/welcome-to-the-baseball-capitol-of-the-world-you-moran/

God damnit, not only did he misspell capital, but how fucking perfectly Cardinal fan is it that he spent all that money on a custom Cardinals jersey, and used it to take a 101 years shot at the Cubs. Insecure fucktards.

Unfortunately, too many people piss away money on moronic jerseys.

Which is why I'm going to clean up with my half Hawks, half Cubs "HAVROSA" jersies.

I'm going with the DeWiz.

We'll be Jersey Buddies!

[*In a Nutsack]

I hate Milwaukee...

According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, the Brewers sent a scout to watch the Indians' Cliff Lee pitch Tuesday night against the Jays.

Lee tossed a complete game, helping his club to a 2-1 victory, so the scout most definitely came away impressed. The Brewers have shown mild interest in Roy Halladay, but probably like the idea of unloading a bit less in the way of cash and prospects for a guy like Cliff Lee.

Also...

According to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette's Dejan Kovacevic, there is reason to believe first baseman Adam LaRoche has been traded.

As Kovacevic reports, "The Pirates' clubhouse is abuzz with word that a trade involving first baseman Adam LaRoche is imminent, and this is the reason the lineup has taken so long to get posted this (Wednesday) morning." There's no word on his destination, but we'll be sure to keep you updated with any developments.

[SKO]

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/adam-laroche-trade-close.html Red Sox got him

I hate Milwaukee...

According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, the Brewers sent a scout to watch the Indians' Cliff Lee pitch Tuesday night against the Jays.

Lee tossed a complete game, helping his club to a 2-1 victory, so the scout most definitely came away impressed. The Brewers have shown mild interest in Roy Halladay, but probably like the idea of unloading a bit less in the way of cash and prospects for a guy like Cliff Lee.

Also...

According to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette's Dejan Kovacevic, there is reason to believe first baseman Adam LaRoche has been traded.

As Kovacevic reports, "The Pirates' clubhouse is abuzz with word that a trade involving first baseman Adam LaRoche is imminent, and this is the reason the lineup has taken so long to get posted this (Wednesday) morning." There's no word on his destination, but we'll be sure to keep you updated with any developments.

[fiveouts]

He went to the Red Sox.

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/07/22/red-sox-get-adam-laroche-from-pirates/

[Kermit, B.]

He went to the Red Sox.

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/07/22/red-sox-get-adam-laroche-from-pirates/

Poor little Andy LaRoche will be crying himself to sleep tonight.

[BC]

DOOOOOOOOO............

Wait!!! The Pirates gave away one of the LaRoche brothers and the Cardinals got Julio Lugo?

Even I am not scared by this shit.

[Jon]

I think Lugo moving to the Cardinals actually improved the Cubs' chances in the division.

[BC]

Somehow the Cubs are now leading the NL Central in the loss column.

[Internet Apex]

Somehow the Cubs are now leading the NL Central in the loss column.

By losing fewer games than their counterparts, I reckon. 

[BC]

Somehow the Cubs are now leading the NL Central in the loss column.

By losing fewer games than their counterparts, I reckon. 

Well, that and the fact their counterparts are also mediocre baseball teams.