CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, CHC all pisspoor in 2009.

[Kermit, B.]

Uh-oh. Will Leitch's weekly column on Deadspin is Kermit-like:

"Dusty Baker. The rivalry between Tony La Russa and Dusty Baker has always been an entertaining one, and having just watched the full series between the Cardinals and Reds last weekend, I can attest that the Reds are a lot better than anyone realizes. It would be kind of an amusing irony if Baker ends up taking the Reds to the World Series, something he could never make happen with the Cubs. The only thing that would be better? If Jim Essian came back. I loved that guy. Anyway, yeah: I'm officially terrified of the Reds. And I don't even think Dusty's going to shred all those pitchers' arms this time either."

Well, that's odd.

[PenFoe]

Uh-oh. Will Leitch's weekly column on Deadspin is Kermit-like:

"Dusty Baker. The rivalry between Tony La Russa and Dusty Baker has always been an entertaining one, and having just watched the full series between the Cardinals and Reds last weekend, I can attest that the Reds are a lot better than anyone realizes. It would be kind of an amusing irony if Baker ends up taking the Reds to the World Series, something he could never make happen with the Cubs. The only thing that would be better? If Jim Essian came back. I loved that guy. Anyway, yeah: I'm officially terrified of the Reds. And I don't even think Dusty's going to shred all those pitchers' arms this time either."

Well, that's odd.

BK is right...what happened to the royal we?

[PenFoe]

DPD.

Don't know if this is DRLP (or if DRLP is applicable on the only site), but apparently Ryan Braun has a clothing line.

The new company's name is a play on the word "remedy", because Braun hopes that its bright colors and friendlier graphics offer an answer to the dark, drab designs popular until now.

This extremely punchable photo included on the link.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Don't know if this is DRLP (or if DRLP is applicable on the only site), but apparently Ryan Braun has a clothing line.

The new company's name is a play on the word "remedy", because Braun hopes that its bright colors and friendlier graphics offer an answer to the dark, drab designs popular until now.

This extremely punchable photo included on the link.

What you wear says a lot about you.

That shirt says, "I like cock."

[PenFoe]

Ken Rosenthal is reporting that Frank Catalanotto has signed a contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

[MAD]

Ken Rosenthal is reporting that Frank Catalanotto has signed a contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Is his show still on TNT?

[Kermit, B.]

Ken Rosenthal is reporting that Frank Catalanotto has signed a contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Is his show still on TNT?

I laughed, Huey.

[LoneStarCubFan]

DPD.

Don't know if this is DRLP (or if DRLP is applicable on the only site), but apparently Ryan Braun has a clothing line.

The new company's name is a play on the word "remedy", because Braun hopes that its bright colors and friendlier graphics offer an answer to the dark, drab designs popular until now.

This extremely punchable photo included on the link.

Jim Edmonds just got a woody and doesn't know why.

[Dave B]

DPD.

Don't know if this is DRLP (or if DRLP is applicable on the only site), but apparently Ryan Braun has a clothing line.

The new company's name is a play on the word "remedy", because Braun hopes that its bright colors and friendlier graphics offer an answer to the dark, drab designs popular until now.

This extremely punchable photo included on the link.

Again, this should lead to TORTURE from the LF bleacherites the next time he comes to town.

[*In a Nutsack]

That picture really makes Ryan Braun that much more waterboardable.

[Tank]

Ryan Braun has street cred and edge.

Bright colors and embellished accents speak of a history of kings and caballeros, warriors and priestesses, edifying legends extolled with dramatic symbolism. Birds, animals, celestial scenes of lightening, smoke and stars are all presented to glorify the beauty found in the multiple layers of a culture's fabric.

The Remetee collection displays rich symbols of past and present, good and evil, grit and glam recreated in a pageantry of fashion. Emblems of war, peace, love and myth, are woven into the wearable translation of an unfolding story.

Okay.

[MidgetSellingWater]

Ryan Braun has street cred and edge.

Bright colors and embellished accents speak of a history of kings and caballeros, warriors and priestesses, edifying legends extolled with dramatic symbolism. Birds, animals, celestial scenes of lightening, smoke and stars are all presented to glorify the beauty found in the multiple layers of a culture's fabric.

The Remetee collection displays rich symbols of past and present, good and evil, grit and glam recreated in a pageantry of fashion. Emblems of war, peace, love and myth, are woven into the wearable translation of an unfolding story.

Jesus.  Those shirts look like a Boys Town toilet after a long night of $2 daqueris, mai tais and bukkake.  Or so I've heard.

[Andy]

Who's the last guy, is that Yosh Kawano?  Wrong hat.

Ryan Braun is going to get Ray Chapman'ed at some point this season.  He has reason to fear being thrown at.  What a fucking punk.

[Tank]

Who's the last guy, is that Yosh Kawano?  Wrong hat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary-Hiroyuki_Tagawa

[Poon]

Ryan Braun has street cred and edge.

Bright colors and embellished accents speak of a history of kings and caballeros, warriors and priestesses, edifying legends extolled with dramatic symbolism. Birds, animals, celestial scenes of lightening, smoke and stars are all presented to glorify the beauty found in the multiple layers of a culture's fabric.

The Remetee collection displays rich symbols of past and present, good and evil, grit and glam recreated in a pageantry of fashion. Emblems of war, peace, love and myth, are woven into the wearable translation of an unfolding story.

Okay.

Please please please please please just tell me those bedazzled jeans are part of the clothing line.