CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, CHC all pisspoor in 2009.

[Ivy6]

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602

The Genius vs Twitter

Wasn't me.

No one here was going to accuse you of doing something funny or witty or intelligent.  Don't worry.

[PenFoe]

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4230602

The Genius vs Twitter

Wasn't me.

No one here was going to accuse you of doing something funny or witty or intelligent.  Don't worry.

Winner.

[PenFoe]

DPD.

Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday.
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.

Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."

[MAD]

DPD.

Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday.
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.

Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."

Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.

[PenFoe]

DPD.

Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday.
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.

Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."

Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.

It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.

[Jon]

DPD.

Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday.
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.

Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."

Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.

It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.

Fabipulate?

[Weebs]

DPD.

Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday.
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.

Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."

Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.

It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.

Fabipulate?

Manbricate.  Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon.

[Jon]

DPD.

Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday.
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.

Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."

Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.

It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.

Fabipulate?

Manbricate.  Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon TDubbs.

Let's be consistent.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday.
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.

Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."

Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.

It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.

Fabipulate?

Manbricate.  Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon TDubbs.

Let's be consistent.

Fhag.

[Jon]

DPD.

Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday.
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.

Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."

Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.

It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.

Fabipulate?

Manbricate.  Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon TDubbs.

Let's be consistent.

Fhag.

Dhancer.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Reds' Matt Maloney will make his major league debut as he will start against the Cubs Saturday.
Maloney is 4-3 with a 2.00 ERA, 1.02 WHIP and 58 strikeouts through 67 1/3 innings with Triple-A Louisville this season.

Said Manager Dusty Baker, "Since this is his debut, I know he's going to be a little amped up. We'll have to keep him in check a bit, make sure he doesn't go too far. I don't anticipate more than 120-130 pitches."

Tell me you manipulated that quote, Pen.

It lives somewhere in the land between manipulate and fabricate.

Fabipulate?

Manbricate.  Looks like I just created a new leisure activity for Jon TDubbs.

Let's be consistent.

Fhag.

Dhancer.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

[RV]

I haven't seen a pairing this awful since Greenf and Kapl:

FORMER REDS (among many other teams) pitcher Kent Mercker filled in on the radio broadcast with Marty Brennaman on Wednesday. Mercker is one of the smartest and most humorous players I ever dealt with. He was a guy who got it.

[CBStew]

I haven't seen a pairing this awful since Greenf and Kapl:

FORMER REDS (among many other teams) pitcher Kent Mercker filled in on the radio broadcast with Marty Brennaman on Wednesday. Mercker is one of the smartest and most humorous players I ever dealt with. He was a guy who got it.

"AND I TOLD you Nix is an outstanding outfielder. Did you see that running, backhanded snag he made on the run in the sixth inning on Ryan Ludwick?"

Hmm.  He made a "running catch"  on the "run".   If it is worth saying once, it is worth saying twice, because saying it once isn't good enough.

[powen01]

I haven't seen a pairing this awful since Greenf and Kapl:

FORMER REDS (among many other teams) pitcher Kent Mercker filled in on the radio broadcast with Marty Brennaman on Wednesday. Mercker is one of the smartest and most humorous players I ever dealt with. He was a guy who got it.

"AND I TOLD you Nix is an outstanding outfielder. Did you see that running, backhanded snag he made on the run in the sixth inning on Ryan Ludwick?"

Hmm.  He made a "running catch"  on the "run".   If it is worth saying once, it is worth saying twice, because saying it once isn't good enough.

I completely agree completely.

[BC]

Troy Aikman during a Cowboys-Cardinals game last fall...

"That's the problem with Antrel Rolle at the safety position. He continuously continues to take poor angles..."

Concussions: They're GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!