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Andy

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #195 on: June 30, 2009, 02:22:08 PM »
The Nats feel like Lastings is regressing in both talent and attitude and they just wanted him gone.  Nyjer will play center most of the time in Washington because Elijah can't handle it defensively. 

The Pirates decided to take a chance on Lastings because he's younger and better than Nyjer and they have their CF in McCutcheon.  Not a bad gamble.

The Nats are going to try to be busy this month, as they'd like to find new homes for Dukes, kEARnS, Ronnie Belliard and Nick Johnson.  Good luck to them on those efforts.  Johnson's probably the most valuable but he's made out of glass, so they'd better hurry up.  They're hoping that Lowell's hip doesn't respond to rest and the Red Sox decide to take Johnson and have Youkilis play third the rest of the season.


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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #196 on: June 30, 2009, 02:30:44 PM »
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #197 on: June 30, 2009, 03:07:08 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on June 30, 2009, 02:01:18 PM
RHP Joel Hanrahan.


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Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #198 on: July 01, 2009, 03:19:38 AM »
Lastings Milledge fucking sucks.  He's Korey with a bit less power.  Why this bloke is still being talked about as though he has potential is beyond me.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #199 on: July 01, 2009, 04:32:02 AM »
Quote from: RV on June 28, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
Quote from: BC on June 28, 2009, 11:43:02 AMHe's the lynchpin of their pitching staff.

Is that an award you get for somehow managing to keep an obscure job with the same organization you tried to run into the ground?

My apologies, I always thought it was spelled with a Y. I just looked it up and, alas, found out that I had erred.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #200 on: July 01, 2009, 08:32:34 AM »
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #201 on: July 01, 2009, 09:46:16 AM »
"Irritatin', ain't it?"- Ernest T. Bass

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #202 on: July 01, 2009, 09:49:13 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 09:46:16 AM
One St. Louis columnist likens DeRo to Shaq (I am NOT making this up):

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/columnists.nsf/bryanburwell/story/D941AB2FE7583035862575E50006B04C?OpenDocument

Bryan Burwell is an idiot by Sun-Times standards.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #203 on: July 01, 2009, 09:58:29 AM »
Quote from: Fork on July 01, 2009, 09:49:13 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 09:46:16 AM
One St. Louis columnist likens DeRo to Shaq (I am NOT making this up):

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/columnists.nsf/bryanburwell/story/D941AB2FE7583035862575E50006B04C?OpenDocument

Bryan Burwell is an idiot by Sun-Times standards.

I just read this fucking thing,  and while my eyes bled a little bit,   did this guy finally admit to something that I can never get any one of my Cardinal buddies to admit too?   The fact that they are much like Cleveland in which they have a inferiority complex?
QuoteYou will see soon enough how this is a Cardinals story, so bear with me. Presumptuous Knicks fans have thought for a while that it was a foregone conclusion that James would be leaving Cleveland as a free agent after next season. They couldn't imagine a circumstance where a smaller Midwest city with a serious inferiority complex to the Big Apple (hmmm, now does that sound familiar?) would ever have a chance to hold onto its superstar once New York began singing its favorite sports siren song (The lyrics? "Money, money, monnn...eeeey!").


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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #204 on: July 01, 2009, 10:09:53 AM »
Que KD?

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #205 on: July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM »
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #206 on: July 01, 2009, 11:53:28 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.

Except the fact that the town that has the inferiority complex is a town that actually wins baseball championships

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #207 on: July 01, 2009, 12:30:26 PM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 01, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.

Except the fact that the town that has the inferiority complex is a town that actually wins baseball championships

That's why its so mind bottling.   

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #208 on: July 01, 2009, 12:32:02 PM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 01, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.

Except the fact that the town that has the inferiority complex is a town that actually wins baseball championships


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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #209 on: July 01, 2009, 12:33:17 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 01, 2009, 12:32:02 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on July 01, 2009, 11:53:28 AM
Quote from: Dave B on July 01, 2009, 11:12:40 AM
St. Louis is to Chicago as Cleveland is to NY.

Except the fact that the town that has the inferiority complex is a town that actually wins baseball championships


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