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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #225 on: July 06, 2009, 05:39:27 PM »
The Ryan Freel era is over

CHICAGO -- Ryan Freel, designated for assignment on July 2 by the Cubs, was dealt to the Kansas City Royals for a player to be named later on Monday
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #226 on: July 07, 2009, 12:03:43 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 06, 2009, 05:39:27 PM
The Ryan Freel era is over

CHICAGO -- Ryan Freel, designated for assignment on July 2 by the Cubs, was dealt to the Kansas City Royals for a player to be named later on Monday


I wasn't that pumped about this thread at its inception. Now that we're posting stuff that has absolutely nada to do with CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT and STL I like it even less. I never should've locked the Turdthrow thread but I thought it was funny. Is it still locked?

EDIT: to acknowledge that Freel played for CIN at one time. So there is a literal connection but...
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #227 on: July 07, 2009, 12:06:10 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 07, 2009, 12:03:43 AM

I wasn't that pumped about this thread at its inception. Now that we're posting stuff that has absolutely nada to do with CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT and STL I like it even less. I never should've locked the Turdthrow thread but I thought it was funny. Is it still locked?

Cincy's 22 runs allowed tonight is pretty shitty...but after the Cardinals series, maybe their starters figured "hell, I should blow the game, so the bullpen won't get the opportunity."

Or it's their way of getting yanked early and being saved from Dusty leaving them out there way too long.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #228 on: July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM »
I was just looking for a good place to post this.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #229 on: July 07, 2009, 01:25:57 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.



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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #230 on: July 07, 2009, 01:57:22 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.



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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #231 on: July 07, 2009, 02:12:22 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 07, 2009, 01:25:57 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.



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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #232 on: July 07, 2009, 02:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Fork on July 07, 2009, 02:12:22 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 07, 2009, 01:25:57 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.



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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #233 on: July 07, 2009, 05:40:35 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.



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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #234 on: July 07, 2009, 05:43:08 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #235 on: July 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM »
What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #236 on: July 07, 2009, 08:52:34 PM »
Quote from: BC on July 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.

I did see Tony piss on that fire hydrant last time I was at a Cardinals game.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #237 on: July 07, 2009, 08:58:01 PM »
Quote from: BC on July 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #238 on: July 07, 2009, 09:27:40 PM »
Quote from: BC on July 07, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
What a trio! One of them pees on fire hydrants, one of them will claw you to death if you try to pick them up, and the other one will block traffic at 2 in the morning by sitting drunk in front of a stop light.


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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #239 on: July 08, 2009, 07:36:26 AM »
Quote from: Tank on July 07, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 07, 2009, 02:12:22 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 07, 2009, 01:25:57 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
I was just looking for a good place to post this.



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A new low, Fork.

because of the joke, or the fact that you laughed at it?
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