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[Slaky]

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

[Tank]

So this story pretty much proves Yeti's argument against evolution, right?

Yes

He survived?

[Gil Gunderson]

Is it almost time for baseball to start again?

It damn well better be.  Monkey stories can only take us so far, you know.

I was also going to make a joke about Furious George, but I figured I'd leave it to Tank.

Gil, this monkey's going to need most of your skin.

Never going to international waters again.  Damn good-for-nothing Coast Guard.

[Waco Kid]

So this story pretty much proves Yeti's argument against evolution, right?

As long as we leave out the fact that the chimp was shot dead, then yes.

[Tank]

[butthead]

So this story pretty much proves Yeti's argument against evolution, right?

As long as we leave out the fact that the chimp was shot dead, then yes.

So this story pretty much proves Yeti's argument against evolution, right?

Yes

He survived?

Good. I was worried I was going to have to start going to church again.

[Gil Gunderson]

Oh, I'm not handicapped!  I'm just lazy!

[CT III]

Is it almost time for baseball to start again?

It damn well better be.  Monkey stories can only take us so far, you know.

I was also going to make a joke about Furious George, but I figured I'd leave it to Tank.

Gil, this monkey's going to need most of your skin.

Yeah, he ain't pretty no more.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

If this face-eating chimp isn't 2009's story of the year, I'll eat Tdubbs' hat.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html

Nash had just arrived at Herold's house when Travis jumped on her and began biting and mauling her, causing serious injuries to her face, neck and hands, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin. Conklin said the attack was unprovoked, but he described it as "brutal and lengthy."

The chimp, who was known to walk around town, sometimes without a leash, also liked to surf on the Internet and was able to change the TV channel with a remote, according to a Stamford Advocate article. The paper also reported that Travis watered plants, was able to feed hay to his owner's horses, ate at a table with the rest of the family and sometimes drank wine from a stemmed glass.

I think I'm most anxious to find out how this story fits in with Yeti's theory of evolution.

Man that Tony Larussa has a temper.


You'd never have that happen if we all had robots for pets.  1st rule and all that.

[Waco Kid]

If this face-eating chimp isn't 2009's story of the year, I'll eat Tdubbs' hat.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html

Nash had just arrived at Herold's house when Travis jumped on her and began biting and mauling her, causing serious injuries to her face, neck and hands, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin. Conklin said the attack was unprovoked, but he described it as "brutal and lengthy."

The chimp, who was known to walk around town, sometimes without a leash, also liked to surf on the Internet and was able to change the TV channel with a remote, according to a Stamford Advocate article. The paper also reported that Travis watered plants, was able to feed hay to his owner's horses, ate at a table with the rest of the family and sometimes drank wine from a stemmed glass.

I think I'm most anxious to find out how this story fits in with Yeti's theory of evolution.

Man that Tony Larussa has a temper.


You'd never have that happen if we all had robots for pets.  1st rule and all that.

Robots and senior citizens don't mix very well either.

[Gil Gunderson]

If this face-eating chimp isn't 2009's story of the year, I'll eat Tdubbs' hat.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html

Nash had just arrived at Herold's house when Travis jumped on her and began biting and mauling her, causing serious injuries to her face, neck and hands, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin. Conklin said the attack was unprovoked, but he described it as "brutal and lengthy."

The chimp, who was known to walk around town, sometimes without a leash, also liked to surf on the Internet and was able to change the TV channel with a remote, according to a Stamford Advocate article. The paper also reported that Travis watered plants, was able to feed hay to his owner's horses, ate at a table with the rest of the family and sometimes drank wine from a stemmed glass.

I think I'm most anxious to find out how this story fits in with Yeti's theory of evolution.

Man that Tony Larussa has a temper.


You'd never have that happen if we all had robots for pets.  1st rule and all that.

Robots and senior citizens don't mix very well either.

Old Glory Insurance, for when the robots come...and they will.

[Tank]

If this face-eating chimp isn't 2009's story of the year, I'll eat Tdubbs' hat.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html

Nash had just arrived at Herold's house when Travis jumped on her and began biting and mauling her, causing serious injuries to her face, neck and hands, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin. Conklin said the attack was unprovoked, but he described it as "brutal and lengthy."

The chimp, who was known to walk around town, sometimes without a leash, also liked to surf on the Internet and was able to change the TV channel with a remote, according to a Stamford Advocate article. The paper also reported that Travis watered plants, was able to feed hay to his owner's horses, ate at a table with the rest of the family and sometimes drank wine from a stemmed glass.

I think I'm most anxious to find out how this story fits in with Yeti's theory of evolution.

Man that Tony Larussa has a temper.


You'd never have that happen if we all had robots for pets.  1st rule and all that.

Robots and senior citizens don't mix very well either.

Old Glory Insurance, for when the robots come...and they will.

I don't even know why the scientists make them.

Classic.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340/saturday-night-live-old-glory

An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.

[Gil Gunderson]

If this face-eating chimp isn't 2009's story of the year, I'll eat Tdubbs' hat.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html

Nash had just arrived at Herold's house when Travis jumped on her and began biting and mauling her, causing serious injuries to her face, neck and hands, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin. Conklin said the attack was unprovoked, but he described it as "brutal and lengthy."

The chimp, who was known to walk around town, sometimes without a leash, also liked to surf on the Internet and was able to change the TV channel with a remote, according to a Stamford Advocate article. The paper also reported that Travis watered plants, was able to feed hay to his owner's horses, ate at a table with the rest of the family and sometimes drank wine from a stemmed glass.

I think I'm most anxious to find out how this story fits in with Yeti's theory of evolution.

Man that Tony Larussa has a temper.


You'd never have that happen if we all had robots for pets.  1st rule and all that.

Robots and senior citizens don't mix very well either.

Old Glory Insurance, for when the robots come...and they will.

I don't even know why the scientists make them.

Classic.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340/saturday-night-live-old-glory

An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.

I love how you can see Waterston start to laugh towards the end, but somehow manages to keep it in.

[Kermit, B.]

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

You stupid monkey!

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

If this face-eating chimp isn't 2009's story of the year, I'll eat Tdubbs' hat.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/17/chimpanzee.attack/index.html

Nash had just arrived at Herold's house when Travis jumped on her and began biting and mauling her, causing serious injuries to her face, neck and hands, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin. Conklin said the attack was unprovoked, but he described it as "brutal and lengthy."

The chimp, who was known to walk around town, sometimes without a leash, also liked to surf on the Internet and was able to change the TV channel with a remote, according to a Stamford Advocate article. The paper also reported that Travis watered plants, was able to feed hay to his owner's horses, ate at a table with the rest of the family and sometimes drank wine from a stemmed glass.

I think I'm most anxious to find out how this story fits in with Yeti's theory of evolution.

Man that Tony Larussa has a temper.


You'd never have that happen if we all had robots for pets.  1st rule and all that.

Robots and senior citizens don't mix very well either.

Old Glory Insurance, for when the robots come...and they will.

I don't even know why the scientists make them.

Classic.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340/saturday-night-live-old-glory

An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.

I love how you can see Waterston start to laugh towards the end, but somehow manages to keep it in.

Has that dude ever not been old?