Your mind is literally blown

[Philberto]

I don't think I've ever realized until today that so many people in this world think that people making personal choices is actually a process of life.

I don't think I'd realized until today how many people on this messageboard were capable of writing sentences that, while technically grammatically correct, don't make a lick of sense.

If it's that hard to understand, maybe my assessment of your intelligence, which I thought was very high, was wrong.  I would suggest actually moving away from the notion of "It's Yeti and I disagree with his radical viewpoint, therefore, none of it can make sense."

Okay.

I'll bite.

Please explain what it would mean to "think that people making personal choices is actually a process of life" and who you feel thinks this.

Your plumbing around your house? Protecting the city's pipelines from people drilling into them and breaking them would fall under the idea of protecting the infrastructure of the city.

Municipal sanitation is not about protecting public health?

Well, if that's not a humdinger.

Ok. So I looked back and noticed that the sentence *should* have been "I don't think I've ever realized until today that so many people in this world *don't* think that making personal choices is actually a process of life.

My apologies. I thought I included that word but apparently I didn't.

[Slaky]

This thread is more tired than Fork's jokes.

Someone bring some tits up in this bitch.

Fork's jokes are as reliable as Jon at a dick farm. Oh, and he's sucking dicks there. At the dick farm.

In a world of uncertainty, you should kiss my fucking ass for the stability I provide, kid.

Don't I?

[Quality Start Machine]

This thread is more tired than Fork's jokes.

Someone bring some tits up in this bitch.

Fork's jokes are as reliable as Jon at a dick farm. Oh, and he's sucking dicks there. At the dick farm.

In a world of uncertainty, you should kiss my fucking ass for the stability I provide, kid.

Don't I?

Not enough. I want chapping back there, goddamnit.

[Brownie]

While we discuss marijuana legalization, smoking ordinances, plumbing codes, alcohol controls and other things that help push us towards a nanny-state rest assured that the beloved political apparatus that many of our President's foot soldiers helped put into place are right now debating a much-needed ban on aluminum bats within the city.

[Eli]

While we discuss marijuana legalization, smoking ordinances, plumbing codes, alcohol controls and other things that help push us towards a nanny-state rest assured that the beloved political apparatus that many of our President's foot soldiers helped put into place are right now debating a much-needed ban on aluminum bats within the city.

"There's no data that shows an aluminum bat is any more dangerous than a wooden bat," Beale added.

That seems incorrect.

[Quality Start Machine]

While we discuss marijuana legalization, smoking ordinances, plumbing codes, alcohol controls and other things that help push us towards a nanny-state rest assured that the beloved political apparatus that many of our President's foot soldiers helped put into place are right now debating a much-needed ban on aluminum bats within the city.

"There's no data that shows an aluminum bat is any more dangerous than a wooden bat," Beale added.

That seems incorrect.

Anyone know any legal-minded bloggers with opinions on oak bats?

[MAD]

While we discuss marijuana legalization, smoking ordinances, plumbing codes, alcohol controls and other things that help push us towards a nanny-state rest assured that the beloved political apparatus that many of our President's foot soldiers helped put into place are right now debating a much-needed ban on aluminum bats within the city.

Intrepid Reader:  Powen

If you can't git 'er done with a Louisville Slugger, you're a pussy.

[Oleg]

While we discuss marijuana legalization, smoking ordinances, plumbing codes, alcohol controls and other things that help push us towards a nanny-state rest assured that the beloved political apparatus that many of our President's foot soldiers helped put into place are right now debating a much-needed ban on aluminum bats within the city.

"There's no data that shows an aluminum bat is any more dangerous than a wooden bat," Beale added.

That seems incorrect.

Anyone know any legal-minded bloggers with opinions on oak bats?

I DO!

[Simmer]

It is as simple as this:  By ending prosecution, we would see all those funds labeled under "expense" move under the "balance" label.  Instead of hemorrhaging cash, we'd be keeping it.  On top of that, legalization would give us one of our highest yielding natural resources.  That multiplies the profits you rake from not prosecuting it. 

It really seems elementary on paper.  Now, if somebody would just roll that paper, then we would be set.

[Brownie]

Joe Biden likes where this thread started...

"This is a monumental project, but it's doable...It's about getting the money out in 18 months, to literally dropkick us out of this recession."

Well, with all due respect to old Joe, I think Barack has the wrong guy as his "Recovery Czar."  The right guy was just what Washington needed back on January 3, 1987.

By the way, all those that mocked me for suggesting that the Cubs would beat the Dodgers back in October, who's laughing now?

[MAD]

Joe Biden likes where this thread started...

"This is a monumental project, but it's doable...It's about getting the money out in 18 months, to literally dropkick us out of this recession."

Well, with all due respect to old Joe, I think Barack has the wrong guy as his "Recovery Czar."  The right guy was just what Washington needed back on January 3, 1987.

By the way, all those that mocked me for suggesting that the Cubs would beat the Dodgers back in October, who's laughing now?

You're forgetting John Bulldog Drummond's postgame from that abortion of a Bears game (which I, sadly, attended).

[Brownie]

I think they came back to Drummond, who had to emphasize that his hat was a Minnesota Gophers hat, not a Redskins hat. Great stuff though

A few related videos might be something Forklift would be interested in.

I'm sure that Mike D. and Apex would surely urge Forklift to watch these videos to their conclusion.

Not much other football played during the 1987 calendar year was worth a damn however.

[flannj]

This thread sucks more than JOn at a dick farm.

Someone bring some tits up in this bitch.

Couldn't do this at work earlier today...

[Internet Apex]

I might be wrong, and please correct me if I am (I know Tank will have no problem doing so), but my feeling is that where those stand on the War on Drugs has little correlation with party affiliation.

I don't smoke cigarettes but I think it's a little outlandish to ban smoking in restaurants and bars owned by private individuals. I think it's a lot outlandish to ban smoking in outdoor areas, like stadia. I don't see how pot should be any different.

Then again, I think people should pay for their own health care. Thus, other people's decisions to smoke shouldn't cost me money.

I think anybody who smokes anything in an eatery should have his lungs ripped out through his anus and fed to him. What party am I in?

[Internet Apex]

I think they came back to Drummond, who had to emphasize that his hat was a Minnesota Gophers hat, not a Redskins hat. Great stuff though

A few related videos might be something Forklift would be interested in.

I'm sure that Mike D. and Apex would surely urge Forklift to watch these videos to their conclusion.

Not much other football played during the 1987 calendar year was worth a damn however.

Watching Walter Payton get knocked down harder than shit, get up before his tackler does and look back at the dude on the way to the huddle... almost as good as boobs.