LOST Star Trek

[SKO]

Well, I personally think this movie blew right past tongue in cheek homage to Wrath of Khan and straight into juvenile, ham-fisted awkward rip off. In short, it was a visually impressive turd pile.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Well, I personally think this movie blew right past tongue in cheek homage to Wrath of Khan and straight into juvenile, ham-fisted awkward rip off. In short, it was a visually impressive turd pile.

First two acts were fine.  But the more you love old Trek, the more you'll probably hate the ending.  I was disappointed. Wife notsomuch.  Eldest Murton was "meh."

[SKO]

Well, I personally think this movie blew right past tongue in cheek homage to Wrath of Khan and straight into juvenile, ham-fisted awkward rip off. In short, it was a visually impressive turd pile.

First two acts were fine.  But the more you love old Trek, the more you'll probably hate the ending.  I was disappointed. Wife notsomuch.  Eldest Murton was "meh."

I had no beef with the first two acts, but the third act was just awful.

[Yeti]

Well, I personally think this movie blew right past tongue in cheek homage to Wrath of Khan and straight into juvenile, ham-fisted awkward rip off. In short, it was a visually impressive turd pile.

First two acts were fine.  But the more you love old Trek, the more you'll probably hate the ending.  I was disappointed. Wife notsomuch.  Eldest Murton was "meh."

Cause y'all are homosexuals

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This movie kicked all kinds of ass.  Best sci-fi movie I've seen since Serenity.

That. What a fun movie.

I know I'm going to regret this more than Weebs' parents regret finishing their basement...but what are the plot holes Chuck was Chucking about?

How about the entire setup with the Supernova for starters?

Go on...

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[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Well, I personally think this movie blew right past tongue in cheek homage to Wrath of Khan and straight into juvenile, ham-fisted awkward rip off. In short, it was a visually impressive turd pile.

First two acts were fine.  But the more you love old Trek, the more you'll probably hate the ending.  I was disappointed. Wife notsomuch.  Eldest Murton was "meh."

I had no beef with the first two acts, but the third act was just awful.

The characters, plot, and villain are all upgrades over the 2009 movie.

The third act didn't work for me, but at least it made sense (again, a nice upgrade over the 2009 movie).

Karl Urban is the balls.

[Gilgamesh]

Well, I personally think this movie blew right past tongue in cheek homage to Wrath of Khan and straight into juvenile, ham-fisted awkward rip off. In short, it was a visually impressive turd pile.

First two acts were fine.  But the more you love old Trek, the more you'll probably hate the ending.  I was disappointed. Wife notsomuch.  Eldest Murton was "meh."

I had no beef with the first two acts, but the third act was just awful.

The characters, plot, and villain are all upgrades over the 2009 movie.

The third act didn't work for me, but at least it made sense (again, a nice upgrade over the 2009 movie).

Karl Urban is the balls.

I really hated this movie, but Karl Urban is pretty awesome.

[Gilgamesh]

Can we discuss the film here now, or do I need to use the spoiler tags, etc.?

Because after my initial thoughts last night, I think I'm more conflicted on this movie after reading through some of the critiques, reviews, and polemics.

[Tonker]

I liked this film a lot.  It was enormous fun.  Discuss *that*.

[Quality Start Machine]

I liked this film a lot.  It was enormous fun.  Discuss *that*.

Kirk was born in the Bronx, but he's from Long Island.

[Yeti]

I liked this film a lot.  It was enormous fun.  Discuss *that*.

It's nice not being a fanboy of the old shit so I can actually enjoy this movie. I hope they make 1,000 more to spite TEC/SKO/Chuck/Gil

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I liked this film a lot.  It was enormous fun.  Discuss *that*.

It's nice not being a fanboy of the old shit so I can actually enjoy this movie. I hope they make 1,000 more to spite TEC/SKO/Chuck/Gil

Even if you aren't a fanboy, nothing that Admiral Robocop does makes any damn sense.

[Yeti]

I liked this film a lot.  It was enormous fun.  Discuss *that*.

It's nice not being a fanboy of the old shit so I can actually enjoy this movie. I hope they make 1,000 more to spite TEC/SKO/Chuck/Gil

Even if you aren't a fanboy, nothing that Admiral Robocop does makes any damn sense.

It seems as though he was trying to cover up a mistake, and he's evil so he did evil shit.

[Chuck to Chuck]

he's evil so he did evil shit.

Yeti is the perfect buyer of shit-for-plotting that's made Kurtzman and Orci the toast of Hollywood.

[JD]

I liked this film a lot.  It was enormous fun.  Discuss *that*.

It's nice not being a fanboy of the old shit so I can actually enjoy this movie. I hope they make 1,000 more to spite TEC/SKO/Chuck/Gil

Even if you aren't a fanboy, nothing that Admiral Robocop does makes any damn sense.

They've got one of those????  I might see this, now.  What movie are we talking about?


Also, I'm still ticked at you guys over "Enlisted" being cancelled.