Open "FYC" Thread

[Slaky]

This team is hard to watch. I think Apex said it best: when they get into a stretch of games against good teams, look out. We're talking about some epic losing streaks.

[Internet Apex]

This team is hard to watch. I think Apex said it best: when they get into a stretch of games against good teams, look out. We're talking about some epic losing streaks.

I said that? Jeez, what a dick.

[Tonker]

This team is hard to watch. I think Apex said it best: when they get into a stretch of games against good teams, look out. We're talking about some epic losing streaks.

Having paid attention through the first couple of weeks of the season, I'm already losing interest.  Did the Cubs win last night?  Did they play last night?

[Internet Apex]

This team is hard to watch. I think Apex said it best: when they get into a stretch of games against good teams, look out. We're talking about some epic losing streaks.

Having paid attention through the first couple of weeks of the season, I'm already losing interest.  Did the Cubs win last night?  Did they play last night?

I think this conversation belongs in another thread. I also think that when Wells and Cashner get back the Cubs are going to catch the clusterfuck of rancid teams in front of them and bump uglies with them for a few months. If that's not your idea of a good time, Fork has a bottle of something for you to try.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Healing is well underway.

Was a mere flesh wound.

[Internet Apex]

Healing is well underway.

Was a mere flesh wound.

You probably have AIDS though.

[Gilgamesh]

Healing is well underway.

Was a mere flesh wound.

You probably have AIDS though.

and a punctured colon.

[Slaky]

Healing is well underway.

Was a mere flesh wound.

You probably have AIDS though.

and a punctured colon.

And his SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT PUSHED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

[R-V]

Healing is well underway.

Was a mere flesh wound.

What Chuck is saying is that he feels better because of Soriano's baserunning blunder that decreased the Cubs' chances of winning.

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

[Gilgamesh]

Healing is well underway.

Was a mere flesh wound.

What Chuck is saying is that he feels better because of Soriano's baserunning blunder that decreased the Cubs' chances of winning.

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

You don't see me criticizing this thread, do you?

[CubFaninHydePark]

FYS.

Did I get a letter wrong?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

No.  I expect them to lose.

It's very Bin Ladenish.

"[W]e calculated in advance the number of casualties from the enemy, who would be killed based on the position of the tower. We calculated that the floors that would be hit would be three or four floors. I was the most optimistic of them all."

[Saul Goodman]

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

No.  I expect them to lose.

It's very Bin Ladenish.

"[W]e calculated in advance the number of casualties from the enemy, who would be killed based on the position of the tower. We calculated that the floors that would be hit would be three or four floors. I was the most optimistic of them all."  I am exactly like my hero bin Laden.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

While I may be Bin Ladenish, Soriano's line isn't much better.  Since Osama's grey matter met sunlight:

Soriano: .278/.333/.361 with 1 HR, 3 RBI, 14 K and 2 BB.

Osama has only 2 fewer walks.

[Slaky]

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

While I may be Bin Ladenish, Soriano's line isn't much better.  Since Osama's grey matter met sunlight:

Soriano: .278/.333/.361 with 1 HR, 3 RBI, 14 K and 2 BB.

Osama has only 2 fewer walks.

That's not great but certainly not abysmal. Especially given the sample size in question.