Open "FYC" Thread

[Internet Apex]

Fuck the hell out of Chuck and hopefully me too a little later. (||)

[Slaky]

Dear Chuck,

go fuck yourself.

Yours with Christ,
buechele's blond mullet

That's what that stands for.

[Yeti]

Dear Chuck,

go fuck yourself.

Yours with Christ,
buechele's blond mullet

That's what that stands for.

Where you been

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

[ChuckD]

This is what happens when you give a guy a scheduled off day. Absolutely outrageous.

[Internet Apex]

FYC with the waist-high, running catch to preserve the tie in the 7th. Who was worried about covering all that OF grass? No problem.

[Slaky]

Looks like the Cubs found out that Marcos Mateo is just Bob Novoa reincarnate.

[Internet Apex]

Looks like the Cubs found out that Marcos Mateo is just Bob Novoa reincarnate.

According to Len and Borb, Mark Matthew was puking his guts out in the clubhouse pre-game. He gave it a shot and gave up an infield hit and a bloop single that Kosuke kicked. So with second and third and nobody out, he K's two guys and gets two strikes on that bitch Fowler who broke it open with a double. After that the wheels came off. I'm sorry but I'm just not going to bitch about that effort. He got beat. It happens. But he showed some guts, threw some nice pitches and didn't walk a bunch of dudes like every other son of a bitch they trot out there.

You got a Twitter? Tweet Mark and tell him DoooomPex still has his back.

TheraFlu's a helluva drug. But it aint the best thing since sliced bread or nothing. One pitch away from it. We'll see those purple bastards back up here next weekend. They're the best team I've seen so far. And I've seen like 11 teams.

[SKO]

Looks like the Cubs found out that Marcos Mateo is just Bob Novoa reincarnate.

According to Len and Borb, Mark Matthew was puking his guts out in the clubhouse pre-game. He gave it a shot and gave up an infield hit and a bloop single that Kosuke kicked. So with second and third and nobody out, he K's two guys and gets two strikes on that bitch Fowler who broke it open with a double. After that the wheels came off. I'm sorry but I'm just not going to bitch about that effort. He got beat. It happens. But he showed some guts, threw some nice pitches and didn't walk a bunch of dudes like every other son of a bitch they trot out there.

You got a Twitter? Tweet Mark and tell him DoooomPex still has his back.

TheraFlu's a helluva drug. But it aint the best thing since sliced bread or nothing. One pitch away from it. We'll see those purple bastards back up here next weekend. They're the best team I've seen so far. And I've seen like 11 teams.

The roller coaster of emotions that is Mr. A. Pex, Esq. never ceases to amuse me.

[Internet Apex]

FYC with a religious pre-game routine.

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110417&content_id=17914024&notebook_id=17914026&vkey=notebook_chc&c_id=chc

Soriano deserves an assist. Castro and Soriano stick to their pregame routine religiously and go to the batting cage together for sessions with hitting coach Rudy Jaramillo.

"That's the only way you can get better is working," Soriano said. "He's good, but if he doesn't work, he'll just stay good. He won't get better."

Maybe, just maybe, Felix Pie's wayward habits were all his own and had nothing to do with Soriano. Though, I do concede that this could be the other way around and Soriano's hot start may be partially attributed to a renewed focus gleaned from the Cubs' new team leader by example.

Probably none of the above has anything to do with shit except for Chuck needing to get fucked again.

[Bort]

Probably none of the above has anything to with shit except for Chuck needing to get fucked again.

Honestly, isn't that all we need?

[Internet Apex]

Probably none of the above has anything to do with shit except for Chuck needing to get fucked again.

Honestly, isn't that all we need?

Quite frankly, yes.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Though, I do concede that this could be the other way around

CYF!

[Internet Apex]

Though, I do concede that this could be the other way around

C,YF!

Fixed.

[SKO]

FYC with a religious pre-game routine.

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110417&content_id=17914024&notebook_id=17914026&vkey=notebook_chc&c_id=chc

Soriano deserves an assist. Castro and Soriano stick to their pregame routine religiously and go to the batting cage together for sessions with hitting coach Rudy Jaramillo.

"That's the only way you can get better is working," Soriano said. "He's good, but if he doesn't work, he'll just stay good. He won't get better."

Maybe, just maybe, Felix Pie's wayward habits were all his own and had nothing to do with Soriano. Though, I do concede that this could be the other way around and Soriano's hot start may be partially attributed to a renewed focus gleaned from the Cubs' new team leader by example.

Probably none of the above has anything to do with shit except for Chuck needing to get fucked again.

Or maybe, just maybe, Felix was an overrated prospect who never walked much in the minors and had troubel with big league breaking balls?