Open "FYC" Thread

[Oleg]

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

While I may be Bin Ladenish, Soriano's line isn't much better.  Since Osama's grey matter met sunlight:

Soriano: .278/.333/.361 with 1 HR, 3 RBI, 14 K and 2 BB.

Osama has only 2 fewer walks.

That's not great but certainly not abysmal. Especially given the sample size in question.

Hahaha!!!  Good one, Slak.  What with trying to use reason and common sense when discussing Soriano with Chuck.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

While I may be Bin Ladenish, Soriano's line isn't much better.  Since Osama's grey matter met sunlight:

Soriano: .278/.333/.361 with 1 HR, 3 RBI, 14 K and 2 BB.

Osama has only 2 fewer walks.

That's not great but certainly not abysmal. Especially given the sample size in question.

Yeah, you're right.  Let's see if Osama gets a few more walks than Soriano by season's end.

[R-V]

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

While I may be Bin Ladenish, Soriano's line isn't much better.  Since Osama's grey matter met sunlight:

Soriano: .278/.333/.361 with 1 HR, 3 RBI, 14 K and 2 BB.

Osama has only 2 fewer walks.

That's not great but certainly not abysmal. Especially given the sample size in question.

Yeah, you're right.  Let's see if Osama gets a few more walks than Soriano by season's end.

Osama has made fewer errors at shorstop than Starlin Castro. Therefore, Osama is the better defender.

[CBStew]

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

While I may be Bin Ladenish, Soriano's line isn't much better.  Since Osama's grey matter met sunlight:

Soriano: .278/.333/.361 with 1 HR, 3 RBI, 14 K and 2 BB.

Osama has only 2 fewer walks.

That's not great but certainly not abysmal. Especially given the sample size in question.

Yeah, you're right.  Let's see if Osama gets a few more walks than Soriano by season's end.

Osama has made fewer errors at shorstop than Starlin Castro. Therefore, Osama is the better defender.

This discussion is like the time a reporter asked Babe Ruth to comment about the fact that he made more money than the president of the United States.  "Well,  I had a better year than he did."

[ChuckD]

Chuck wants the Cubs to lose. How is he any better than bid Laden?

While I may be Bin Ladenish, Soriano's line isn't much better.  Since Osama's grey matter met sunlight:

Soriano: .278/.333/.361 with 1 HR, 3 RBI, 14 K and 2 BB.

Osama has only 2 fewer walks.

That's not great but certainly not abysmal. Especially given the sample size in question.

Yeah, you're right.  Let's see if Osama gets a few more walks than Soriano by season's end.

Osama has made fewer errors at shorstop than Starlin Castro. Therefore, Osama is the better defender.

Osama has made 11 fewer posts than Chuck since May 2nd. Therefore, Osama is the better poster.

[Brownie]

Osama hasn't missed a free throw since the 1991 NBA Finals. Therefore, Osama is better than not only these Bulls but the Bulls of the 1990s as well.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Osama hasn't fucked up a flyball or running the bases, so....

[Brownie]

Osama hasn't fucked up a flyball or running the bases, so....

I wonder if Osama has ever sold T-shirts by money order for "charity" with a percentage going back to him?

[Quality Start Machine]

Osama hasn't fucked up a flyball or running the bases, so....

I wonder if Osama has ever sold T-shirts by money order for "charity" with a percentage going back to him?

He'd never stoop that low.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Osama hasn't fucked up a flyball or running the bases, so....

I wonder if Osama has ever sold T-shirts by money order for "charity" with a percentage going back to him?

He'd never stoop that low.

Osama had pr0n. You need to insist on 100% family friendly venues to be the kind of person to sell T-shirts for "charity."

[Internet Apex]

FYC for openly rooting for Jon Lester and your queer fantasy team. 5 earned through 5 IP. Nice.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

FYC for openly rooting for Jon Lester and your queer fantasy team. 5 earned through 5 IP. Nice.

Beat me to it.

6 IP, 5 K, 7.50 ERA, 2.33 WHIP

Get fucked, Chuck.

(And, while we're at it: you can get fucked too, Scott Maine.)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

FYC!

[Chuck to Chuck]

FYC!

For what? Blowing a tag up from third and scoring as the Red Sox went Full Cub?

Man, the bar has gotten low for this.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

FYC!

For what?

For Jed Lowrie's drop.