Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

I didn't see the game, how did Len and Bob react to it?

[Dave B]

Brenly's going to be on Danny Mac's show on The Score a little after 11. Maybe he'll shed some light.

I'd give him $500 to call Matt Spiegel a no-talent douche on the air.

[Canadouche]

Quite frankly, anybody who spends about seven bucks on a beer should be allowed to do whatever they want with it.

I agree with your argument that the guy should have thrown his beer on your photoshop computer.

So you want me to make a photoshop of a computer for a guy to throw his beer on?  Fail at English much?

[flannj]

I didn't see the game, how did Len and Bob react to it?

About the right reaction

[RV]

Quite frankly, anybody who spends about seven bucks on a beer should be allowed to do whatever they want with it.

I agree with your argument that the guy should have thrown his beer on your photoshop computer.

So you want me to make a photoshop of a computer for a guy to throw his beer on?  Fail at English much?

Let me try again: I would like someone to throw a beer on the computer you use to make photoshops, which would presumably disable said computer machine, thus rendering you unable to further pollute the internet with your unfunniness.

[Canadouche]

Quite frankly, anybody who spends about seven bucks on a beer should be allowed to do whatever they want with it.

I agree with your argument that the guy should have thrown his beer on your photoshop computer.

So you want me to make a photoshop of a computer for a guy to throw his beer on?  Fail at English much?

Let me try again: I would like someone to throw a beer on the computer you use to make photoshops, which would presumably disable said computer machine, thus rendering you unable to further pollute the internet with your unfunniness.

Isn't "computer machine" kind of redundant?  You probably could have just gone with one or the other.  So let's try this again...

Quite frankly, anybody who spends about seven bucks on a beer should be allowed to do whatever they want with it.

I agree with your argument that the guy should have thrown his beer on your photoshop computer.

So you want me to make a photoshop of a computer for a guy to throw his beer on?  Fail at English much?

Let me try again: I would like someone to throw a beer on the computer you use to make photoshops, which would presumably disable said computer machine, thus rendering you unable to further pollute the internet with your unfunniness.  Yes.

/fix'd

[TDubbs]

Quite frankly, anybody who spends about seven bucks on a beer should be allowed to do whatever they want with it.

I agree with your argument that the guy should have thrown his beer on your photoshop computer.

So you want me to make a photoshop of a computer for a guy to throw his beer on?  Fail at English much?

Let me try again: I would like someone to throw a beer on the computer you use to make photoshops, which would presumably disable said computer machine, thus rendering you unable to further pollute the internet with your unfunniness.

If it were a computer for only photoshops, that'd be awesome.  But if he also had a computer for strictly typing, then he'd just post stuff like his last 900 posts and still make people wish they were eyeless.

[Dave B]

Fairly mild reaction in the Philly paper:

In the Cubs' fifth inning, he watched centerfielder Shane Victorino get struck by a beer cup thrown from the bleachers while making a catch on the warning track. Victorino declined to talk about the incident in the clubhouse after the game, but explained his reaction to Comcast SportsNet.

"It was definitely in my face and all over me, you know, it was perfect timing, it was right as the ball was hitting my glove," Victorino said. "I tip my hat off to the guy, he had good timing but he had to leave the park and it's one of those things we can't have happen."

[Canadouche]

Quite frankly, anybody who spends about seven bucks on a beer should be allowed to do whatever they want with it.

I agree with your argument that the guy should have thrown his beer on your photoshop computer.

So you want me to make a photoshop of a computer for a guy to throw his beer on?  Fail at English much?

Let me try again: I would like someone to throw a beer on the computer you use to make photoshops, which would presumably disable said computer machine, thus rendering you unable to further pollute the internet with your unfunniness.

If it were a computer for only photoshops, that'd be awesome.  But if he also had a computer for strictly typing, then he'd just post stuff like his last 900 posts and still make people wish they were eyeless.

Not to sound like a broken record, but compared to what?  Your posts?  Are you seriously such a dork that you are trying to lord your online forum content over mine?  Crawl out of your basement, Dubbs, it's bright outside.  Your eyes will adjust, your skin might redden a bit, but you'll quickly find yourself happier and far less of a douchebag.

[Internet Apex]

Quite frankly, anybody who spends about seven bucks on a beer should be allowed to do whatever they want with it.

I agree with your argument that the guy should have thrown his beer on your photoshop computer.

So you want me to make a photoshop of a computer for a guy to throw his beer on?  Fail at English much?

Let me try again: I would like someone to throw a beer on the computer you use to make photoshops, which would presumably disable said computer machine, thus rendering you unable to further pollute the internet with your unfunniness.

If it were a computer for only photoshops, that'd be awesome.  But if he also had a computer for strictly typing, then he'd just post stuff like his last 900 posts and still make people wish they were eyeless.

Not to sound like a broken record, but compared to what?  Your posts?  Are you seriously such a dork that you are trying to lord your online forum content over mine?  Crawl out of your basement, Dubbs, it's bright outside.  Your eyes will adjust, your skin might redden a bit, but you'll quickly find yourself happier and far less of a douchebag.

Score.

[ChuckD]

Quite frankly, anybody who spends about seven bucks on a beer should be allowed to do whatever they want with it.

I agree with your argument that the guy should have thrown his beer on your photoshop computer.

So you want me to make a photoshop of a computer for a guy to throw his beer on?  Fail at English much?

Let me try again: I would like someone to throw a beer on the computer you use to make photoshops, which would presumably disable said computer machine, thus rendering you unable to further pollute the internet with your unfunniness.

If it were a computer for only photoshops, that'd be awesome.  But if he also had a computer for strictly typing, then he'd just post stuff like his last 900 posts and still make people wish they were eyeless.

Not to sound like a broken record, but compared to what?  Your posts?  Are you seriously such a dork that you are trying to lord your online forum content over mine?  Crawl out of your basement, Dubbs, it's bright outside.  Your eyes will adjust, your skin might redden a bit, but you'll quickly find yourself happier and far less of a douchebag.

*Rolls D12*
*Twiddles thumbs*

[ChuckD]

I agree with Apex. This is going to get wild and wacky here real quick.

[Canadouche]

I agree with Apex. This is going to get wild and wacky here real quick.

Probably not, ChuckD.  Unlike a couple of the extremely sad people here, I don't really bleed from my vagina every time somebody tries to insult me.

[ChuckD]

I agree with Apex. This is going to get wild and wacky here real quick.

Probably not, ChuckD.  Unlike a couple of the extremely sad people here, I don't really bleed from my vagina every time somebody tries to insult me.

Is it because you're pregnant?

[Canadouche]

I agree with Apex. This is going to get wild and wacky here real quick.

Probably not, ChuckD.  Unlike a couple of the extremely sad people here, I don't really bleed from my vagina every time somebody tries to insult me.

Is it because you're pregnant?

And this is a person who wants to tell me what's funny?