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ChuckD

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Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« on: April 10, 2009, 04:17:10 PM »
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Tank

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 05:14:42 PM »
I'm going on an all-egg white diet in anticipation of future Uncle Milty pop shots.
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 07:03:35 PM »
Quote from: Tank on April 10, 2009, 05:14:42 PM
I'm going on an all-egg white diet in anticipation of future Uncle Milty pop shots.

Are egg whites better for distance or consistency? Volume?
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 07:20:39 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 10, 2009, 07:03:35 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 10, 2009, 05:14:42 PM
I'm going on an all-egg white diet in anticipation of future Uncle Milty pop shots.

Are egg whites better for distance or consistency? Volume?

Info courtesy of SBox link from PenFoe (very NSFW)...

http://cwians.typepad.com/christian_sings_the_blues/2008/01/mnp-productio-1.html

CytoSport™ Muscle Milk®—Banana Creme for color, consistency and volume.

QuoteMy pop shots are really thick and white now and so I don't spray or shoot much, but the volume is definitely there. It has been a lifesaver.
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 08:02:49 PM »
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 12:01:51 AM »
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2009, 08:24:57 PM »
And Milt gets  hurt before the home opener.
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ChuckD

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2009, 08:34:05 PM »
We're fucked.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2009, 08:41:10 PM »
Not as fucked as the Brewers pitching staff.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2009, 08:47:32 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on April 12, 2009, 08:34:05 PM
We're fucked.

I just heard he died on the clubhouse table.
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ChuckD

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2009, 08:55:54 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 12, 2009, 08:47:32 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on April 12, 2009, 08:34:05 PM
We're fucked.

I just heard he died on the clubhouse table.

The Angels are fucked.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2009, 11:00:40 PM »
I think he's fine, but, I'll take any excuse to paste my favorite line delivery in film history, also my favorite 1 second clip of all-time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2009, 11:02:05 PM »
So, in retrospect, I guess it's a good thing Milt got hurt.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 08:58:42 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 12, 2009, 11:02:05 PM
So, in retrospect, I guess it's a good thing Milt got hurt.

He even gets hurt at the most opportune time!
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 10:01:53 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 13, 2009, 08:58:42 AM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 12, 2009, 11:02:05 PM
So, in retrospect, I guess it's a good thing Milt got hurt.

He even gets hurt at the most opportune time!

Has the Hank White Strategic Strikeout been replaced with the Crazy Uncle Milton Strategic Injury?
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