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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #105 on: May 13, 2009, 09:14:35 AM »
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FYP!!

Can someone eh-splain' this to me?

PenBro "kind of hates" Milton Bradley and doesn't think the Cubs should have signed him Negroes.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #106 on: May 13, 2009, 09:16:31 AM »
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #107 on: May 13, 2009, 09:27:24 AM »
Quote from: Slakee on May 13, 2009, 09:16:31 AM
What a new and exciting topic!

http://www.suntimes.com/

"Upper deck" in the center field bleachers?  Who knew?

"...the home run he hit toward the upper deck in center field to help the Cubs beat Jake Peavy and the San Diego Padres 6-2 on Tuesday."





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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #108 on: May 13, 2009, 10:08:50 AM »
Quote from: Slakee on May 13, 2009, 09:16:31 AM
What a new and exciting topic!

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1571283,CST-SPT-cub13.article

Gordo can eat the maggots off a corpse's rotting nutsack.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #109 on: May 13, 2009, 10:09:22 AM »
Quote from: Fork on May 13, 2009, 10:08:50 AM
Quote from: Slakee on May 13, 2009, 09:16:31 AM
What a new and exciting topic!

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1571283,CST-SPT-cub13.article

Gordo can eat the maggots off a corpse's rotting nutsack.

Well, in fairness, anybody COULD do that. 
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #110 on: May 13, 2009, 05:53:06 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 13, 2009, 09:27:24 AM
Quote from: Slakee on May 13, 2009, 09:16:31 AM
What a new and exciting topic!

http://www.suntimes.com/

"Upper deck" in the center field bleachers?  Who knew?

"...the home run he hit toward the upper deck in center field to help the Cubs beat Jake Peavy and the San Diego Padres 6-2 on Tuesday."








I know it is just me, but look at how Sullivan described the bleachers in the Trib:


Cubs' Bradley turns jeers to cheers with homer in win
By Paul Sullivan | Tribune reporter
May 13, 2009
After hitting a monster shot that nearly landed in the upper portion of the center-field bleachers Tuesday night at Wrigley Field,
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #111 on: May 13, 2009, 06:24:42 PM »
And the winner is... Bruce Miles of the Daily Herald: 

"The ball landed just below the second tier of bleachers, some 440 feet from home plate"
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #112 on: May 13, 2009, 07:30:37 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on May 13, 2009, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 13, 2009, 10:08:50 AM
Quote from: Slakee on May 13, 2009, 09:16:31 AM
What a new and exciting topic!

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1571283,CST-SPT-cub13.article

Gordo can eat the maggots off a corpse's rotting nutsack.

Well, in fairness, anybody COULD do that. 

I didn't say he could, I said he can. He has my permission, as do you.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #113 on: May 13, 2009, 08:57:19 PM »
Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #114 on: May 13, 2009, 10:29:32 PM »
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on May 13, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

As long as it's legal and consensual.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #115 on: May 14, 2009, 10:38:23 AM »
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on May 13, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #116 on: May 14, 2009, 11:37:50 AM »
Quote from: BH on May 14, 2009, 10:38:23 AM
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on May 13, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

All of which were accomplished when no one was looking.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #117 on: May 14, 2009, 12:22:28 PM »
Quote from: BH on May 14, 2009, 10:38:23 AM
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on May 13, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #118 on: May 14, 2009, 12:35:53 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 14, 2009, 12:22:28 PM
Quote from: BH on May 14, 2009, 10:38:23 AM
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on May 13, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

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You're a moron.  Stop being a dipshit.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #119 on: May 14, 2009, 12:39:19 PM »
Quote from: BH on May 14, 2009, 12:35:53 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 14, 2009, 12:22:28 PM
Quote from: BH on May 14, 2009, 10:38:23 AM
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on May 13, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

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You're a moron.  Stop being a dipshit.

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