Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium

[TDubbs]

Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs

You're a moron.  Stop being a dipshit.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs Schtick2

You couldn't be more wrong if you were playing the wrong video game wearing the wrong pants that your faggotass mom knitted you at the wrong factory.

Intrepid Reader: ThreeDubbs

You are all losers who have no lives and can't get laid. Now, if you'll excuse me, my shows are on.

Intrepid Reader:  Me

Ugh.  Do I have to do your schticks' too?  Can we just assume I said something kind of mean about you and be done with it?  thanks.

[Quality Start Machine]

Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs

You're a moron.  Stop being a dipshit.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs Schtick2

You couldn't be more wrong if you were playing the wrong video game wearing the wrong pants that your faggotass mom knitted you at the wrong factory.

Intrepid Reader: ThreeDubbs

You are all losers who have no lives and can't get laid. Now, if you'll excuse me, my shows are on.

Intrepid Reader:  Me

Ugh.  Do I have to do your schticks' too?  Can we just assume I said something kind of mean about you and be done with it?  thanks.

Don't flatter yourself with having the ability to hurt feelings, at least mine. Just before you bitch people out about their acts that you happen to find tiresome, realize you're just not any better.

[flannj]

Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs

You're a moron.  Stop being a dipshit.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs Schtick2

You couldn't be more wrong if you were playing the wrong video game wearing the wrong pants that your faggotass mom knitted you at the wrong factory.

Intrepid Reader: ThreeDubbs

You are all losers who have no lives and can't get laid. Now, if you'll excuse me, my shows are on.

Intrepid Reader:  Me

Ugh.  Do I have to do your schticks' too?  Can we just assume I said something kind of mean about you and be done with it?  thanks.

Don't flatter yourself with having the ability to hurt feelings, at least mine. Just before you bitch people out about their acts that you happen to find tiresome, realize you're just not any better.

Wait, all this time I thought it really was just a shtick.

[Quality Start Machine]

Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs

You're a moron.  Stop being a dipshit.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs Schtick2

You couldn't be more wrong if you were playing the wrong video game wearing the wrong pants that your faggotass mom knitted you at the wrong factory.

Intrepid Reader: ThreeDubbs

You are all losers who have no lives and can't get laid. Now, if you'll excuse me, my shows are on.

Intrepid Reader:  Me

Ugh.  Do I have to do your schticks' too?  Can we just assume I said something kind of mean about you and be done with it?  thanks.

Don't flatter yourself with having the ability to hurt feelings, at least mine. Just before you bitch people out about their acts that you happen to find tiresome, realize you're just not any better.

Wait, all this time I thought it really was just a shtick.

Sadly, no.

[flannj]

Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs

You're a moron.  Stop being a dipshit.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs Schtick2

You couldn't be more wrong if you were playing the wrong video game wearing the wrong pants that your faggotass mom knitted you at the wrong factory.

Intrepid Reader: ThreeDubbs

You are all losers who have no lives and can't get laid. Now, if you'll excuse me, my shows are on.

Intrepid Reader:  Me

Ugh.  Do I have to do your schticks' too?  Can we just assume I said something kind of mean about you and be done with it?  thanks.

Don't flatter yourself with having the ability to hurt feelings, at least mine. Just before you bitch people out about their acts that you happen to find tiresome, realize you're just not any better.

Wait, all this time I thought it really was just a shtick.

Sadly, no.

So are you saying that people actually take TDubbs seriously? About anything?
Wow, that's fucked up.


But he is gay though, right?

[Quality Start Machine]

Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs

You're a moron.  Stop being a dipshit.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs Schtick2

You couldn't be more wrong if you were playing the wrong video game wearing the wrong pants that your faggotass mom knitted you at the wrong factory.

Intrepid Reader: ThreeDubbs

You are all losers who have no lives and can't get laid. Now, if you'll excuse me, my shows are on.

Intrepid Reader:  Me

Ugh.  Do I have to do your schticks' too?  Can we just assume I said something kind of mean about you and be done with it?  thanks.

Don't flatter yourself with having the ability to hurt feelings, at least mine. Just before you bitch people out about their acts that you happen to find tiresome, realize you're just not any better.

Wait, all this time I thought it really was just a shtick.

Sadly, no.

So are you saying that people actually take TDubbs seriously? About anything?
Wow, that's fucked up.


But he is gay though, right?

I don't think anyone does.

I don't think he's gay. But it's not for lack of effort.

[PenFoe]

Is it permissable to splooge for a bunt single?

Juan Pierre had over 200 hits.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs

You're a moron.  Stop being a dipshit.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs Schtick2

You couldn't be more wrong if you were playing the wrong video game wearing the wrong pants that your faggotass mom knitted you at the wrong factory.

Intrepid Reader: ThreeDubbs

You are all losers who have no lives and can't get laid. Now, if you'll excuse me, my shows are on.

Intrepid Reader:  Me

Ugh.  Do I have to do your schticks' too?  Can we just assume I said something kind of mean about you and be done with it?  thanks.

Don't flatter yourself with having the ability to hurt feelings, at least mine. Just before you bitch people out about their acts that you happen to find tiresome, realize you're just not any better.

Wait, all this time I thought it really was just a shtick.

Sadly, no.

So are you saying that people actually take TDubbs seriously? About anything?
Wow, that's fucked up.


But he is gay though, right?

Mike Fontenot takes TDubbs seriously.

Wait...wrong thread.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Fuck Larry Vannover for being a bigger pussy than Peyton Manning and MLB for backing up that blind, skirt-wearing gutless piece of shit.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AgDblFviq8yw7RLVTGe8_js5nYcB?slug=ap-cubs-bradleysuspension&prov=ap&type=lgns

[Internet Apex]

Fuck Larry Vannover for being a bigger pussy than Peyton Manning and MLB for backing up that blind, skirt-wearing gutless piece of shit.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AgDblFviq8yw7RLVTGe8_js5nYcB?slug=ap-cubs-bradleysuspension&prov=ap&type=lgns

First of all, fuck Peyton Manning and his whole fucking family. Second, why can't Milton understand that he built his own reputation and until he goes a whole season without losing his shit at an umpire, they're going to assume that he hasn't learned not to do that. I say you shouldn't do that because they hold grudges that could hurt you with suspensions at least and at worst with shitty calls in actual games. Leave the cunts alone and let Lou do his damn job. That said, I love Milton like a brother and I'm going to protest this suspension by setting something on fire. Probably a cop car or a Sox fan. Or a cop car with a Sox fan in it.... oh, that's good.

[morpheus]

Fuck Larry Vannover for being a bigger pussy than Peyton Manning and MLB for backing up that blind, skirt-wearing gutless piece of shit.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AgDblFviq8yw7RLVTGe8_js5nYcB?slug=ap-cubs-bradleysuspension&prov=ap&type=lgns

First of all, fuck Peyton Manning and his whole fucking family. Second, why can't Milton understand that he built his own reputation and until he goes a whole season without losing his shit at an umpire, they're going to assume that he hasn't learned not to do that. I say you shouldn't do that because they hold grudges that could hurt you with suspensions at least and at worst with shitty calls in actual games. Leave the cunts alone and let Lou do his damn job. That said, I love Milton like a brother and I'm going to protest this suspension by setting something on fire. Probably a cop car or a Sox fan. Or a cop car with a Sox fan in it.... oh, that's good.

Racist.

[ChuckD]

Fuck Larry Vannover for being a bigger pussy than Peyton Manning and MLB for backing up that blind, skirt-wearing gutless piece of shit.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AgDblFviq8yw7RLVTGe8_js5nYcB?slug=ap-cubs-bradleysuspension&prov=ap&type=lgns

First of all, fuck Peyton Manning and his whole fucking family. Second, why can't Milton understand that he built his own reputation and until he goes a whole season without losing his shit at an umpire, they're going to assume that he hasn't learned not to do that. I say you shouldn't do that because they hold grudges that could hurt you with suspensions at least and at worst with shitty calls in actual games. Leave the cunts alone and let Lou do his damn job. That said, I love Milton like a brother and I'm going to protest this suspension by setting something on fire. Probably a cop car or a Sox fan. Or a cop car with a Sox fan in it.... oh, that's good.

Racist.

Borderline at best. It's probably cool since Apex is black.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Fuck Larry Vannover for being a bigger pussy than Peyton Manning and MLB for backing up that blind, skirt-wearing gutless piece of shit.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AgDblFviq8yw7RLVTGe8_js5nYcB?slug=ap-cubs-bradleysuspension&prov=ap&type=lgns

That said, I love Milton like a brother and I'm going to protest this suspension by setting something on fire. Probably a cop car or a Sox fan. Or a cop car with a Sox fan in it.... oh, that's good.

Come down my way and just look for a cop making an arrest.  The cop will probably be a Sox fan too.

You'd make Thoreau proud.

[Kermit, B.]

I ALMOST made a Randy Wells sploogefest thread, but I'm just going to splooge a little for him in this thread instead.

[PenFoe]

Or you could just use the one we already have.

[LoneStarCubFan]

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