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Jon

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #315 on: July 27, 2009, 11:14:03 PM »
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #316 on: July 27, 2009, 11:16:02 PM »
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts instead of a coat of hardened chocolate.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #317 on: July 27, 2009, 11:18:14 PM »
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Well played.
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Jon

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #318 on: July 27, 2009, 11:19:11 PM »
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.

Ah. Never really went to DQ as a kid. I would have been more likely to get a hexagram reference than that, then.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

"I'm just saying, penis aside, that broad had a tight fuckable body in that movie. Sans penis of course.." - A peek into *IAN's psyche

MAD

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #319 on: July 27, 2009, 11:21:22 PM »
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:19:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.

Ah. Never really went to DQ as a kid. I would have been more likely to get a hexagram reference than that, then.

Apparently, Wheezer deemed you a winner.  I remain flummoxed.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Jon

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #320 on: July 27, 2009, 11:25:37 PM »
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:21:22 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:19:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.

Ah. Never really went to DQ as a kid. I would have been more likely to get a hexagram reference than that, then.

Apparently, Wheezer deemed you a winner.  I remain flummoxed.

Life is a mystery.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Wheezer

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #321 on: July 27, 2009, 11:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:25:37 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:21:22 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:19:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.

Ah. Never really went to DQ as a kid. I would have been more likely to get a hexagram reference than that, then.

Apparently, Wheezer deemed you a winner.  I remain flummoxed.

Life is a mystery.

"Jimmies" isn't vernacular for condoms from where y'all come from?

Anyway, Dairy Queen did not control the Krunch Kote supply when I was a lad and had to walk to the Stop'n'Chat.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Internet Apex

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #322 on: July 27, 2009, 11:36:27 PM »
We're called Jimmy hats.
Have you ever seen us?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cqe2VmxUiM&feature=related
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Tank

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #324 on: July 27, 2009, 11:40:31 PM »
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

...

Also, google would have been of little help.

O RLY?

http://tinyurl.com/l9b4f9

http://www.crunchcoat.com/
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070530185341AAgGS85
http://thedairyport.com/cones.aspx
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #325 on: July 27, 2009, 11:44:19 PM »
So, Wheezer was advocating the use of a hard chocolate shell around a sheathed dongpiece. That's clutch. But somewhere on these threads a frustrated JD took notes on a similar experiment with unsatisfying results. Whoever finds that series of posts gets a special link dedicated to them by someone who looks and sounds like me. 
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #326 on: July 27, 2009, 11:44:42 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on July 27, 2009, 11:40:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 11:36:27 PM
We're called Jimmy hats.
Have you ever seen us?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cqe2VmxUiM&feature=related

Here's my vote:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12mbmoEJ2dg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpPkGZ6zhzA

QuoteYo, it was a brown wallet, it had props numbers, had my jimmy hats, I got to get it, man...

Lord, have mercy
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #327 on: July 27, 2009, 11:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 11:44:19 PM
So, Wheezer was advocating the use of a hard chocolate shell around a sheathed dongpiece. That's clutch. But somewhere on these threads a frustrated JD took notes on a similar experiment with unsatisfying results. Whoever finds that series of posts gets a special link dedicated to them by someone who looks and sounds like me. 

Goddammit, I was advocating Krunch Kote and nothing more.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #328 on: July 28, 2009, 12:16:42 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 11:55:21 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 11:44:19 PM
So, Wheezer was advocating the use of a hard chocolate shell around a sheathed dongpiece. That's clutch. But somewhere on these threads a frustrated JD took notes on a similar experiment with unsatisfying results. Whoever finds that series of posts gets a special link dedicated to them by someone who looks and sounds like me. 

Goddammit, I was advocating Krunch Kote and nothing more.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #329 on: July 28, 2009, 12:18:55 PM »
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:25:37 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:21:22 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:19:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:16:02 PM
Quote from: Jon on July 27, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 27, 2009, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 27, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: JD on July 27, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.


I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.

Ah. Never really went to DQ as a kid. I would have been more likely to get a hexagram reference than that, then.

Apparently, Wheezer deemed you a winner.  I remain flummoxed.

Life is a mystery fantasy.

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