Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium

[Tank]

I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.

I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.

Ah. Never really went to DQ as a kid. I would have been more likely to get a hexagram reference than that, then.

Apparently, Wheezer deemed you a winner.  I remain flummoxed.

Life is a mystery fantasy.

Cousin Aldo'd.

I assumed Jon was quoting "Like a Prayer."

Madonna Louise Ciccone is like the new Judy Garland with those types.

[Quality Start Machine]

I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.

I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.

Ah. Never really went to DQ as a kid. I would have been more likely to get a hexagram reference than that, then.

Apparently, Wheezer deemed you a winner.  I remain flummoxed.

Life is a mystery fantasy.

Cousin Aldo'd.

I assumed Jon was quoting "Like a Prayer."

Madonna Louise Ciccone is like the new Judy Garland with those types.

I always saw him more as a Cher type.

[Jon]

I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.

I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.

Ah. Never really went to DQ as a kid. I would have been more likely to get a hexagram reference than that, then.

Apparently, Wheezer deemed you a winner.  I remain flummoxed.

Life is a mystery fantasy.

Cousin Aldo'd.

I assumed Jon was quoting "Like a Prayer."

Madonna Louise Ciccone is like the new Judy Garland with those types.

I always saw him more as a Cher type.

Have you all forgotten that I'm a Bea Arthur type? Now, I can see Fork having a lapse. There are days where he thinks he's dancing for Busby Berkeley, but you Tank...why are you even monitoring the internets?

[Quality Start Machine]

I still like Milton Bradley.

I'm with you, JD.

Let's go get a sundae.

I'll bring the sprinkles.

Krunch Kote is more special than jimmies alone.

I'm resisting the urge to google that and, going strictly off of memory...an old Dairy Queen concoction?

Is it anything like Magic Shell?

Not really, IIRC.  It was a coat of nuts.

Also, google would have been of little help.  But for an arcane memory of mine relating to my first ever-Little League victory and our subsequent trip to DQ, the reference would have, like most of Wheezer's posts, sailed over my head.

Ah. Never really went to DQ as a kid. I would have been more likely to get a hexagram reference than that, then.

Apparently, Wheezer deemed you a winner.  I remain flummoxed.

Life is a mystery fantasy.

Cousin Aldo'd.

I assumed Jon was quoting "Like a Prayer."

Madonna Louise Ciccone is like the new Judy Garland with those types.

I always saw him more as a Cher type.

Have you all forgotten that I'm a Bea Arthur type? Now, I can see Fork having a lapse. There are days where he thinks he's dancing for Busby Berkeley, but you Tank...why are you even monitoring the internets?

If I'm not, how do you explain that camera up there?

[Tank]

Fuck you, PenStone

[Eli]

OBP is up to .390 on the season.

[ChuckD]

OBP is up to .390 on the season.

CLUBHOUSE. CANCER.

[*In a Nutsack]

OBP is up to .390 on the season.

CLUBHOUSE. CANCER.

His OBP is .459 this month...before today.  Fuck you, PenFucker.

[PenFoe]

OBP is up to .390 on the season.

CLUBHOUSE. CANCER.

His OBP is .459 this month...before today.  Fuck you, PenFucker.

Hey, I said I was rooting for this.

[JD]

OBP is up to .390 on the season.

How do you get on 39% of a base.  I've never understood that.

[Slaky]

Bang.

[Internet Apex]

Bang.

Six inches away from ... God damn.

[*In a Nutsack]

In 9 games in August:  12 for 30, .400/.542/.500/1.014.

Love.  Splooge.  Black man.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

In 9 games in August:  12 for 30, .400/.542/.500/1.014.

Love.  Splooge.  Black man.

Woulda been nice to have that in April, May and June too.

[Slaky]

In 9 games in August:  12 for 30, .400/.542/.500/1.014.

Love.  Splooge.  Black man.

Woulda been nice to have that in April, May and June too.

You're fun to be around.