Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium

[SKO]

Dude, that wasn't even IN this thread.  Heaven forbid I make fun of myself, apparently that's against the rules.  But it's over.  Let's instead talk about how Weebs has yet to deny that the yellow liquid in the plastic cup wasn't even beer.

Sigh

You might need to sit down and have a conversation with your idiot friends, Pen.  I just popped in here to say that for $6.50, people should be allowed to dump their beer anywhere they want to.  'twas RV who decided to focus instead on me, rather than the conversation at hand.  

In other words, if you and your fellow cock-gobblers don't make really idiotic comments at me every time I post, the likelihood of thread-drift in my direction is nil.

By saying that, you don't limit it to This thread. I merely took an example of a thread that wasn't even remotely involved with any of your photoshops, to which you found a way to Post one of your photoshops, and assumed people would laugh at how you were making fun of yourself. The problem is that your "making fun of yourself" wasn't even funny, and people more or less just resented the intrusion of your shitty work onto a thread that was fine without it, however, now you're pissy because people have steered a conversation that wasn't about you into a conversation about you, even though that's EXACTLY what you did in That thread.

Wow, you really spend a lot of time thinking about me and my motivations.  Coincidentally, I resent any post you make on any thread as, no matter what the topic or relevancy of your words, they also are all "shitty intrusions," as you say.  But seriously -- stop making it all about me.  This is a thread about douchebag Cub fans.  We should be talking about you.

It didn't really take that much thought into your "motivations." You posted it and SAID that you were making fun of yourself. Since I assume you want a response to something you post on a messageboard, and that if you're making Fun of something the expected response is laughter, I naturally assumed you posted that in an attempt to be funny. It wasn't funny, however. Had you merely commented on Freddy Bynum or Aaron Miles or whatever the thread was about without harkening back to some terrible joke you made three years ago, expecting to get a laugh because "OMG, LOL KURT, THAT REALLY WAS A TERRIBLE JOKE HAHA!", I'm sure people would have let it pass. But I'll agree that I am a douchebag. I am a psycho off my meds.

/fix'd

So long as I'm not a pissy and overly defensive blogger who can't seem to note the irony in saying how he doesn't get pissy everytime someone insults him all the while taking up several pages of a thread doing just that.


And your photoshops suck.

[Eli]

Coincidentally, I resent any post you make on any thread as, no matter what the topic or relevancy of your words, they also are all "shitty intrusions," as you say. 

I like SKO.

[Slaky]

Coincidentally, I resent any post you make on any thread as, no matter what the topic or relevancy of your words, they also are all "shitty intrusions," as you say. 

I like SKO.

I think we all do.

[TDubbs]

Coincidentally, I resent any post you make on any thread as, no matter what the topic or relevancy of your words, they also are all "shitty intrusions," as you say. 

I like SKO.

I think we all do.

Why does every thread have to go back to how much we all love SKO?

[Internet Apex]

Coincidentally, I resent any post you make on any thread as, no matter what the topic or relevancy of your words, they also are all "shitty intrusions," as you say. 

I like SKO.

I think we all do.

Why does every thread have to go back to how much we all love SKO?

Aaaaaand... SCENE!

[MAD]

I'm an SKOfaggot.

[Canadouche]

Dude, that wasn't even IN this thread.  Heaven forbid I make fun of myself, apparently that's against the rules.  But it's over.  Let's instead talk about how Weebs has yet to deny that the yellow liquid in the plastic cup wasn't even beer.

Sigh

You might need to sit down and have a conversation with your idiot friends, Pen.  I just popped in here to say that for $6.50, people should be allowed to dump their beer anywhere they want to.  'twas RV who decided to focus instead on me, rather than the conversation at hand.  

In other words, if you and your fellow cock-gobblers don't make really idiotic comments at me every time I post, the likelihood of thread-drift in my direction is nil.

By saying that, you don't limit it to This thread. I merely took an example of a thread that wasn't even remotely involved with any of your photoshops, to which you found a way to Post one of your photoshops, and assumed people would laugh at how you were making fun of yourself. The problem is that your "making fun of yourself" wasn't even funny, and people more or less just resented the intrusion of your shitty work onto a thread that was fine without it, however, now you're pissy because people have steered a conversation that wasn't about you into a conversation about you, even though that's EXACTLY what you did in That thread.

Wow, you really spend a lot of time thinking about me and my motivations.  Coincidentally, I resent any post you make on any thread as, no matter what the topic or relevancy of your words, they also are all "shitty intrusions," as you say.  But seriously -- stop making it all about me.  This is a thread about douchebag Cub fans.  We should be talking about you.

It didn't really take that much thought into your "motivations." You posted it and SAID that you were making fun of yourself. Since I assume you want a response to something you post on a messageboard, and that if you're making Fun of something the expected response is laughter, I naturally assumed you posted that in an attempt to be funny. It wasn't funny, however. Had you merely commented on Freddy Bynum or Aaron Miles or whatever the thread was about without harkening back to some terrible joke you made three years ago, expecting to get a laugh because "OMG, LOL KURT, THAT REALLY WAS A TERRIBLE JOKE HAHA!", I'm sure people would have let it pass. But I'll agree that I am a douchebag. I am a psycho off my meds.

/fix'd

So long as I'm not a pissy and overly defensive blogger who can't seem to note the irony in saying how he doesn't get pissy everytime someone insults him all the while taking up several pages of a thread doing just that.


And your photoshops suck.

You're absolutely right, sir.  But why would anybody insult me?  It's not about me, it's about the topixx! 

I just forget sometimes that if somebody -- like RV -- takes an off-topic shot at me, I'm not allowed to respond to it even if he displays the grammatical skills of an autistic child.  After all, if I respond to RV, then there will be a pile-on by a few others, and if I respond to them then I'll just be accused about making it all about me ... as if it would ever be about me if you didn't make me the topic, you dopes.

Here's a hint, SKO, seriously: I annoy you?  Ignore me!  Amazingly, if you ignore me it is extremely unlikely that I will say anything to you or about you, meaning I won't hurt your poor widdle feelings, the threads will never spiral into me-a-thons, and you can stay off your meds without incident!  I promise!

[Gil Gunderson]

Dude, that wasn't even IN this thread.  Heaven forbid I make fun of myself, apparently that's against the rules.  But it's over.  Let's instead talk about how Weebs has yet to deny that the yellow liquid in the plastic cup wasn't even beer.

Sigh

You might need to sit down and have a conversation with your idiot friends, Pen.  I just popped in here to say that for $6.50, people should be allowed to dump their beer anywhere they want to.  'twas RV who decided to focus instead on me, rather than the conversation at hand.  

In other words, if you and your fellow cock-gobblers don't make really idiotic comments at me every time I post, the likelihood of thread-drift in my direction is nil.

By saying that, you don't limit it to This thread. I merely took an example of a thread that wasn't even remotely involved with any of your photoshops, to which you found a way to Post one of your photoshops, and assumed people would laugh at how you were making fun of yourself. The problem is that your "making fun of yourself" wasn't even funny, and people more or less just resented the intrusion of your shitty work onto a thread that was fine without it, however, now you're pissy because people have steered a conversation that wasn't about you into a conversation about you, even though that's EXACTLY what you did in That thread.

Wow, you really spend a lot of time thinking about me and my motivations.  Coincidentally, I resent any post you make on any thread as, no matter what the topic or relevancy of your words, they also are all "shitty intrusions," as you say.  But seriously -- stop making it all about me.  This is a thread about douchebag Cub fans.  We should be talking about you.

It didn't really take that much thought into your "motivations." You posted it and SAID that you were making fun of yourself. Since I assume you want a response to something you post on a messageboard, and that if you're making Fun of something the expected response is laughter, I naturally assumed you posted that in an attempt to be funny. It wasn't funny, however. Had you merely commented on Freddy Bynum or Aaron Miles or whatever the thread was about without harkening back to some terrible joke you made three years ago, expecting to get a laugh because "OMG, LOL KURT, THAT REALLY WAS A TERRIBLE JOKE HAHA!", I'm sure people would have let it pass. But I'll agree that I am a douchebag. I am a psycho off my meds.

/fix'd

So long as I'm not a pissy and overly defensive blogger who can't seem to note the irony in saying how he doesn't get pissy everytime someone insults him all the while taking up several pages of a thread doing just that.


And your photoshops suck.

You're absolutely right, sir.  But why would anybody insult me?  It's not about me, it's about the topixx! 

I just forget sometimes that if somebody -- like RV -- takes an off-topic shot at me, I'm not allowed to respond to it even if he displays the grammatical skills of an autistic child.  After all, if I respond to RV, then there will be a pile-on by a few others, and if I respond to them then I'll just be accused about making it all about me ... as if it would ever be about me if you didn't make me the topic, you dopes.

Here's a hint, SKO, seriously: I annoy you?  Ignore me!  Amazingly, if you ignore me it is extremely unlikely that I will say anything to you or about you, meaning I won't hurt your poor widdle feelings, the threads will never spiral into me-a-thons, and you can stay off your meds without incident!  I promise!

Dude, chill the fuck out.  I hate to sound incredibly juvenille, but you sound like a whiny bitch.  Chillax.

And my man-love for SKO had no bearing on the aforementioned statement.

[SKO]

You're absolutely right, sir.  But why would anybody insult me?  It's not about me, it's about the topixx! 

I just forget sometimes that if somebody -- like RV -- takes an off-topic shot at me, I'm not allowed to respond to it even if he displays the grammatical skills of an autistic child.  After all, if I respond to RV, then there will be a pile-on by a few others, and if I respond to them then I'll just be accused about making it all about me ... as if it would ever be about me if you didn't make me the topic, you dopes.

Here's a hint, SKO, seriously: I annoy you?  Ignore me!  Amazingly, if you ignore me it is extremely unlikely that I will say anything to you or about you, meaning I won't hurt your poor widdle feelings, the threads will never spiral into me-a-thons, and you can stay off your meds without incident!  I promise!

You're perfectly free to respond to RV or anyone else who attacks you. I'll respond to anyone who attacks me. What I won't do is claim that I don't "start bleeding in my vagina whenever someone insults me," while responding to every single attack on what is, after all, a fringe messageboard. And while I won't say you necessarily had hijacking this thread as your intention, by pointing out your Freddy Bynum photoshop, and its complete irrelevance to the topic at hand, I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of being up in arms over people making a conversation about you when you tried to do the very same thing, for self-deprecating humor is about exactly that, yourself, meaning you tried to draw a conversation towards You or your work as the subject.

[Jon]

I'd just like to go on record that I hate PenFoe with the burning fires of a thousand suns.

[Weebs]

This thread is the worst.

[PenFoe]

I'd just like to go on record that I hate PenFoe with the burning fires of a thousand suns.

I had no idea...I'm sorry.
I should have better anticipated this.

[RV]

Dude, that wasn't even IN this thread.  Heaven forbid I make fun of myself, apparently that's against the rules.  But it's over.  Let's instead talk about how Weebs has yet to deny that the yellow liquid in the plastic cup wasn't even beer.

Sigh

You might need to sit down and have a conversation with your idiot friends, Pen.  I just popped in here to say that for $6.50, people should be allowed to dump their beer anywhere they want to.  'twas RV who decided to focus instead on me, rather than the conversation at hand.  

In other words, if you and your fellow cock-gobblers don't make really idiotic comments at me every time I post, the likelihood of thread-drift in my direction is nil.

By saying that, you don't limit it to This thread. I merely took an example of a thread that wasn't even remotely involved with any of your photoshops, to which you found a way to Post one of your photoshops, and assumed people would laugh at how you were making fun of yourself. The problem is that your "making fun of yourself" wasn't even funny, and people more or less just resented the intrusion of your shitty work onto a thread that was fine without it, however, now you're pissy because people have steered a conversation that wasn't about you into a conversation about you, even though that's EXACTLY what you did in That thread.

Wow, you really spend a lot of time thinking about me and my motivations.  Coincidentally, I resent any post you make on any thread as, no matter what the topic or relevancy of your words, they also are all "shitty intrusions," as you say.  But seriously -- stop making it all about me.  This is a thread about douchebag Cub fans.  We should be talking about you.

It didn't really take that much thought into your "motivations." You posted it and SAID that you were making fun of yourself. Since I assume you want a response to something you post on a messageboard, and that if you're making Fun of something the expected response is laughter, I naturally assumed you posted that in an attempt to be funny. It wasn't funny, however. Had you merely commented on Freddy Bynum or Aaron Miles or whatever the thread was about without harkening back to some terrible joke you made three years ago, expecting to get a laugh because "OMG, LOL KURT, THAT REALLY WAS A TERRIBLE JOKE HAHA!", I'm sure people would have let it pass. But I'll agree that I am a douchebag. I am a psycho off my meds.

/fix'd

So long as I'm not a pissy and overly defensive blogger who can't seem to note the irony in saying how he doesn't get pissy everytime someone insults him all the while taking up several pages of a thread doing just that.


And your photoshops suck.

You're absolutely right, sir.  But why would anybody insult me?  It's not about me, it's about the topixx! 

I just forget sometimes that if somebody -- like RV -- takes an off-topic shot at me, I'm not allowed to respond to it even if he displays the grammatical skills of an autistic child.  After all, if I respond to RV, then there will be a pile-on by a few others, and if I respond to them then I'll just be accused about making it all about me ... as if it would ever be about me if you didn't make me the topic, you dopes.

Here's a hint, SKO, seriously: I annoy you?  Ignore me!  Amazingly, if you ignore me it is extremely unlikely that I will say anything to you or about you, meaning I won't hurt your poor widdle feelings, the threads will never spiral into me-a-thons, and you can stay off your meds without incident!  I promise!

Stop acting like such a pedophile.

[TDubbs]

Dude, that wasn't even IN this thread.  Heaven forbid I make fun of myself, apparently that's against the rules.  But it's over.  Let's instead talk about how Weebs has yet to deny that the yellow liquid in the plastic cup wasn't even beer.

Sigh

You might need to sit down and have a conversation with your idiot friends, Pen.  I just popped in here to say that for $6.50, people should be allowed to dump their beer anywhere they want to.  'twas RV who decided to focus instead on me, rather than the conversation at hand.  

In other words, if you and your fellow cock-gobblers don't make really idiotic comments at me every time I post, the likelihood of thread-drift in my direction is nil.

By saying that, you don't limit it to This thread. I merely took an example of a thread that wasn't even remotely involved with any of your photoshops, to which you found a way to Post one of your photoshops, and assumed people would laugh at how you were making fun of yourself. The problem is that your "making fun of yourself" wasn't even funny, and people more or less just resented the intrusion of your shitty work onto a thread that was fine without it, however, now you're pissy because people have steered a conversation that wasn't about you into a conversation about you, even though that's EXACTLY what you did in That thread.

Wow, you really spend a lot of time thinking about me and my motivations.  Coincidentally, I resent any post you make on any thread as, no matter what the topic or relevancy of your words, they also are all "shitty intrusions," as you say.  But seriously -- stop making it all about me.  This is a thread about douchebag Cub fans.  We should be talking about you.

It didn't really take that much thought into your "motivations." You posted it and SAID that you were making fun of yourself. Since I assume you want a response to something you post on a messageboard, and that if you're making Fun of something the expected response is laughter, I naturally assumed you posted that in an attempt to be funny. It wasn't funny, however. Had you merely commented on Freddy Bynum or Aaron Miles or whatever the thread was about without harkening back to some terrible joke you made three years ago, expecting to get a laugh because "OMG, LOL KURT, THAT REALLY WAS A TERRIBLE JOKE HAHA!", I'm sure people would have let it pass. But I'll agree that I am a douchebag. I am a psycho off my meds.

/fix'd

So long as I'm not a pissy and overly defensive blogger who can't seem to note the irony in saying how he doesn't get pissy everytime someone insults him all the while taking up several pages of a thread doing just that.


And your photoshops suck.

You're absolutely right, sir.  But why would anybody insult me?  It's not about me, it's about the topixx! 

I just forget sometimes that if somebody -- like RV -- takes an off-topic shot at me, I'm not allowed to respond to it even if he displays the grammatical skills of an autistic child.  After all, if I respond to RV, then there will be a pile-on by a few others, and if I respond to them then I'll just be accused about making it all about me ... as if it would ever be about me if you didn't make me the topic, you dopes.

Here's a hint, SKO, seriously: I annoy you?  Ignore me!  Amazingly, if you ignore me it is extremely unlikely that I will say anything to you or about you, meaning I won't hurt your poor widdle feelings, the threads will never spiral into me-a-thons, and you can stay off your meds without incident!  I promise!

At least SKO isn't a child molesting teacher you sick sonofabitch.

[BH]

I'd just like to go on record that I hate PenFoe with the burning fires of a thousand suns.

DRLP Bitch! I've wrote this in the shoutbox an hour ago.