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[Quality Start Machine]

Huey is a bull dyke.

[Weebs]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

I don't get this KurtEvans Photoshop at all.

[Philberto]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

That's actually my kind of girl

[Eli]

You're just kind of burying yourself.

Irony just materialized in the physical world and slapped me across the face.

[Canadouche]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

The fuck is wrong with you, dude?  Seriously.

I think anybody here who was either ambivalent or sympathetic toward you now sees you as an all-encompassing fucktard not deserving of any sympathy.  You've become the nutzoid spazz on the playground that everybody eventually turns against.  Congratufuckinglations.

I am tremendously sorry that I am an all-encompassing fucktard.  I also obviously need to stop turning to Howard Stern for impossibly creepy porn stars.

[Philberto]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

The fuck is wrong with you, dude?  Seriously.

I think anybody here who was either ambivalent or sympathetic toward you now sees you as an all-encompassing fucktard not deserving of any sympathy.  You've become the nutzoid spazz on the playground that everybody eventually turns against.  Congratufuckinglations.

I am tremendously sorry that I am an all-encompassing fucktard.  I also obviously need to stop turning to Howard Stern for impossibly creepy porn stars.

Do we really need to have this Internet fight?

[Canadouche]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

The fuck is wrong with you, dude?  Seriously.

I think anybody here who was either ambivalent or sympathetic toward you now sees you as an all-encompassing fucktard not deserving of any sympathy.  You've become the nutzoid spazz on the playground that everybody eventually turns against.  Congratufuckinglations.

I am tremendously sorry that I am an all-encompassing fucktard.  I also obviously need to stop turning to Howard Stern for impossibly creepy porn stars.

Do we really need to have this Internet fight?

I think you read green in there when there was no green to be found. 

[TDubbs]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

The fuck is wrong with you, dude?  Seriously.

I think anybody here who was either ambivalent or sympathetic toward you now sees you as an all-encompassing fucktard not deserving of any sympathy.  You've become the nutzoid spazz on the playground that everybody eventually turns against.  Congratufuckinglations.

I am tremendously sorry that I am an all-encompassing fucktard.  I also obviously need to stop turning to Howard Stern for impossibly creepy porn stars bringing threads back onto myself and ruining more of them than Fork.

Seriously, shut the fuck up'd.

[Philberto]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

The fuck is wrong with you, dude?  Seriously.

I think anybody here who was either ambivalent or sympathetic toward you now sees you as an all-encompassing fucktard not deserving of any sympathy.  You've become the nutzoid spazz on the playground that everybody eventually turns against.  Congratufuckinglations.

I am tremendously sorry that I am an all-encompassing fucktard.  I also obviously need to stop turning to Howard Stern for impossibly creepy porn stars.

Do we really need to have this Internet fight?

I think you read green in there when there was no green to be found. 

Leave Oleg out of this!

[Canadouche]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

The fuck is wrong with you, dude?  Seriously.

I think anybody here who was either ambivalent or sympathetic toward you now sees you as an all-encompassing fucktard not deserving of any sympathy.  You've become the nutzoid spazz on the playground that everybody eventually turns against.  Congratufuckinglations.

I am tremendously sorry that I am an all-encompassing fucktard.  I also obviously need to stop turning to Howard Stern for impossibly creepy porn stars bringing threads back onto myself and ruining more of them than Fork.

Seriously, shut the fuck up'd.

Just responding to what was written to me.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

The fuck is wrong with you, dude?  Seriously.

I think anybody here who was either ambivalent or sympathetic toward you now sees you as an all-encompassing fucktard not deserving of any sympathy.  You've become the nutzoid spazz on the playground that everybody eventually turns against.  Congratufuckinglations.

I am tremendously sorry that I am an all-encompassing fucktard.  I also obviously need to stop turning to Howard Stern for impossibly creepy porn stars bringing threads back onto myself and ruining more of them than Fork.

Seriously, shut the fuck up'd.

Geez, steal a guy's Roofies, and he gets all raggy.

[Weebs]

http://deadspin.com/5336740/is-this-person-the-wrigley-beer+tossing-hand-job

"Stay Classy, Cubs Fans."  Oh, Deadspin!  You're so clever!

Also, Kurt, it might help your cause if you stopped acting like you're the only person on the board who ever gets piled on.  Christ, BC and Weebs take ten times the undeserved beatings that you do, yet they don't whine and call people child molesters when it happens to them.  Lighten up.

Erm.  I've never called anybody a child molester ... but I do think that this is TDubbs' kind of girl (extremely nsfw). 

The fuck is wrong with you, dude?  Seriously.

I think anybody here who was either ambivalent or sympathetic toward you now sees you as an all-encompassing fucktard not deserving of any sympathy.  You've become the nutzoid spazz on the playground that everybody eventually turns against.  Congratufuckinglations.

I am tremendously sorry that I am an all-encompassing fucktard.  I also obviously need to stop turning to Howard Stern for impossibly creepy porn stars bringing threads back onto myself and ruining more of them than Fork.

Seriously, shut the fuck up'd.

Just responding to what was written to me.

Thank you Kurt, for managing to make me look competent and self-aware.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I am tremendously sorry that I am an all-encompassing fucktard.  I also obviously need to stop turning to Howard Stern for impossibly creepy porn stars.

Who the fuck is Howard Stern?

[Philberto]

So how about them fags... I hate me some fags. And fucking Obama: Helped because he was black. I'm sick of my white HEADWIND. Commie pinko taxocrat homolibsoopenmindedyourheadfallsout.

[Quality Start Machine]

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!