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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #855 on: December 18, 2009, 12:56:53 PM »
Quote from: BH on December 18, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
According to the Chicago Tribune's Paul Sullivan, the Cubs will receive $9 million from the Mariners to cover part of Carlos Silva's remaining salary.
Silva is owed $24 million over the next two seasons and Mitlon Bradley is owed $21 million, so the Cubs are basically making out with $6 million in the deal. Of course, that doesn't make up for the fact that Chicago is getting by far the worse player. Silva posted an 8.60 ERA and 1.70 WHIP in 30 innings this past season and a 6.46 ERA over 153 1/3 innings in 2008. Bradley batted a disappointing .257/.378/.397 this season with Chicago but is only one year removed from a career-best .321/.436/.563 batting line.
Source: Paul Sullivan on Twitter
Related: Milton Bradley, Cubs

Yeah, but we just downgraded the clubhouse from CANCER to an infected hemorrhoid.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #856 on: December 18, 2009, 12:58:52 PM »
So, basically, the Cubs have replaced Milton Bradley and Rich Harden with Carlos Silva.

Very quick look at the numbers, that's an addition of negative five wins.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #857 on: December 18, 2009, 12:59:27 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on December 18, 2009, 12:56:53 PM
Quote from: BH on December 18, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
According to the Chicago Tribune's Paul Sullivan, the Cubs will receive $9 million from the Mariners to cover part of Carlos Silva's remaining salary.
Silva is owed $24 million over the next two seasons and Mitlon Bradley is owed $21 million, so the Cubs are basically making out with $6 million in the deal. Of course, that doesn't make up for the fact that Chicago is getting by far the worse player. Silva posted an 8.60 ERA and 1.70 WHIP in 30 innings this past season and a 6.46 ERA over 153 1/3 innings in 2008. Bradley batted a disappointing .257/.378/.397 this season with Chicago but is only one year removed from a career-best .321/.436/.563 batting line.
Source: Paul Sullivan on Twitter
Related: Milton Bradley, Cubs

Yeah, but we just downgraded the clubhouse from CANCER to an infected hemorrhoid.

Plus won't $2 million of that go towards his buy-out in 2012?  Meaning we really made out with about $4 million for Carlos Fucking Silva?

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #858 on: December 18, 2009, 01:02:14 PM »
Quote from: BH on December 18, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
According to the Chicago Tribune's Paul Sullivan, the Cubs will receive $9 million from the Mariners to cover part of Carlos Silva's remaining salary.
Silva is owed $24 million over the next two seasons and Mitlon Bradley is owed $21 million, so the Cubs are basically making out with $6 million in the deal. Of course, that doesn't make up for the fact that Chicago is getting by far the worse player. Silva posted an 8.60 ERA and 1.70 WHIP in 30 innings this past season and a 6.46 ERA over 153 1/3 innings in 2008. Bradley batted a disappointing .257/.378/.397 this season with Chicago but is only one year removed from a career-best .321/.436/.563 batting line.
Source: Paul Sullivan on Twitter
Related: Milton Bradley, Cubs

Sully's got some nerve nicechoicejim'ing this deal now after trashing Bradley all season long. I think the team/fans/players/media in this godforsaken burgh deserve one another. We're all shit.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #859 on: December 18, 2009, 01:07:08 PM »
I didn't write this but it needs to be asked:

What does it say about Carlos Silva that the Mariners are willing to fork over $9 million dollars and take on a psychotic malcontent to be rid of him?

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #860 on: December 18, 2009, 01:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 18, 2009, 01:02:14 PM
Quote from: BH on December 18, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
According to the Chicago Tribune's Paul Sullivan, the Cubs will receive $9 million from the Mariners to cover part of Carlos Silva's remaining salary.
Silva is owed $24 million over the next two seasons and Mitlon Bradley is owed $21 million, so the Cubs are basically making out with $6 million in the deal. Of course, that doesn't make up for the fact that Chicago is getting by far the worse player. Silva posted an 8.60 ERA and 1.70 WHIP in 30 innings this past season and a 6.46 ERA over 153 1/3 innings in 2008. Bradley batted a disappointing .257/.378/.397 this season with Chicago but is only one year removed from a career-best .321/.436/.563 batting line.
Source: Paul Sullivan on Twitter
Related: Milton Bradley, Cubs

Sully's got some nerve nicechoicejim'ing this deal now after trashing Bradley all season long. I think the team/fans/players/media in this godforsaken burgh deserve one another. We're all shit.

Since fatshit BH is allergic to links, I'll clarify this one - that's not Sully talking, it's the Rotoworld guys.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #861 on: December 18, 2009, 01:15:09 PM »
Quote from: Slack-E on December 18, 2009, 01:07:08 PM
I didn't write this but it needs to be asked:

What does it say about Carlos Silva that the Mariners are willing to fork over $9 million dollars and take on a psychotic malcontent to be rid of him?

That he's fat as shit and sucks really bad at playing baseball.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #862 on: December 18, 2009, 01:15:40 PM »
Quote from: BichetteHappens on December 18, 2009, 01:15:09 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 18, 2009, 01:07:08 PM
I didn't write this but it needs to be asked:

What does it say about Carlos Silva that the Mariners are willing to fork over $9 million dollars and take on a psychotic malcontent to be rid of him?

That he's fat as shit and sucks really bad at playing baseball.

He makes me miss Aaron Miles.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #863 on: December 18, 2009, 01:16:48 PM »
Quote from: CT III on December 18, 2009, 01:15:40 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on December 18, 2009, 01:15:09 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 18, 2009, 01:07:08 PM
I didn't write this but it needs to be asked:

What does it say about Carlos Silva that the Mariners are willing to fork over $9 million dollars and take on a psychotic malcontent to be rid of him?

That he's fat as shit and sucks really bad at playing baseball.

He makes me miss Aaron Miles.

He makes me miss Pol Pot.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #864 on: December 18, 2009, 01:19:06 PM »
The good: No way Hendry can keep his job after this season.

The bad: Carlos Silva, the fat papsmear.

The worst: InternetChuck will be along shortly to claim vindication about some aspect of this trade.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #865 on: December 18, 2009, 01:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Eli on December 18, 2009, 12:53:50 PM
On a totally different note, the Mariners are going to be really good.

My new favorite team

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #866 on: December 18, 2009, 01:25:46 PM »
The only way the whole Milton Bradley era -- from signing to trade -- could be made worse is for Hendry to extend Silva.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #867 on: December 18, 2009, 01:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on December 18, 2009, 01:21:36 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 18, 2009, 12:53:50 PM
On a totally different note, the Mariners are going to be really good.

My new favorite team

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #868 on: December 18, 2009, 01:27:01 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on December 18, 2009, 01:25:46 PM
The only way the whole Milton Bradley era -- from signing to trade -- could be made worse is for Hendry to extend Silva.

I'd put an assassination attempt on Silva happening before that.

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #869 on: December 18, 2009, 01:30:31 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on December 18, 2009, 01:27:01 PM
Quote from: Shooter on December 18, 2009, 01:25:46 PM
The only way the whole Milton Bradley era -- from signing to trade -- could be made worse is for Hendry to extend Silva.

I'd put an assassination attempt on Silva happening before that.

If you did that today, do we still have to pay him?